“I said pet, I said love, I said I do”.

@QuantumHodl @dieworkwear No, you were probably about right the first time.

@QuantumHodl @dieworkwear The house that equals that watch

@merkin_about I made an upside down shallot and feta tart tonight, delish and very easy!

@murraysewerrat No idea…🙄

@DustyPee 😂

@DustyPee Got busted for 70 in a 60 zone Friday night...about 500 metres from the 80km sign...I was unable to contain my cuntieness. 🫨

@armadillobilby @MareeSolaris @purplepingers @SenatorThorpe "Even as a straight guy...."

@DanRichoADL @purplepingers I'll take "beards that never happened" for a pineapple, Dan.

@Egzasa Hay, it’s a great technique! Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week.

@Egzasa 😂This is just my ‘Twitter’ life…my real life isn’t so Instagramish. 🫤 *and all my tomatoes have chosen to ripen at different times meaning I don’t have enough to bottle, but scraped up enough for some sauce.

@TheSeraphAngel @tradingMaxiSL They're already busy running the US.

@Wags123456 @tradingMaxiSL Disappointing, we were really looking forward to increasing our 'wanker' quota. 🫤

@tradingMaxiSL Come on over, the wildlife is super-friendly.

RT @Maynardgcrabbs: @SatPaper When the US votes in evil, incompetence, corruption and racism it impacts on the rest of the world. Our gove…

I wonder if this 'rise in anti-Semitism' could be related to the rise in genocide in the Middle East? #insiders

@merkin_about Hard to substitute without curdling the milk...🤔

RT @26MoreLives: Everything about this makes me sick. Destruction of ancient, precious, irreplaceable art - for what? Short-term profiteer…

RT @DavidPocock: Independent candidate Alex Dyson must be doing well when the Libs are resorting to this! Coalition and a 3rd party group…