Nothing instills fear into teenagers partying more than a short bald bloke without his glasses wearing dachshund print Peter Alexander pyjamas confronting them at 2am.
On a scale of 0 to not fucking smart, where do I sit? I just had this delivered and I have a guy coming in 30 minutes to pick up the pinball machine via that gate. 🙄😬
A bloke owes me $1500 (from Feb!). I told him he has to pay $395 today to be able to collect his job. He bought in $400 and asked for the $5 change. WTAF?
Eldest has his formal tonight. Asked if he could wear one of my watches. Boy did I laugh. Dug out a fake gold Rolex I bought about 20 years ago and the thing is still ticking! That’s Bali quality for you!
So the guys that bought my joint got a big gift box from the agent. I bought my new joint off the same agent and got fucking nothing. 😂🙄
#SellingDustys