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Christian, founder of The Forge! Astros TWO TIME World Series Champions. Your BIG 12 CHAMPION TEXAS LONGHORNS! SEC BOUND! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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@too_much_salsa @DallasZoo That’s got to be the first go to in the “lost kitty” policy book right?
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😂😂😂😂😂 @MadDogUnleashed spitting FACTS #SquadUp #ForTheH GET OVER 2017.
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@Bub3m16 Easy, Roman/Brock
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@WWaveboy @everythng_dop3 Glad you’re not security pervert
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@MUCSmith @fasc1nate So hold up, bird lays an egg in ANOTHER nest and THAT bird has to take care of the chic??? Damn, I’ve been doing this all wrong 😂
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@cctvidiots I want to know why a soft nerf dart made her fall off the ladder.
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@TakeThatBro @InternetH0F Weird, no…asshole? YEP
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@nuaro72 @cctvidiots So is Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny genius
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@InternetH0F Is this real? If so I’m never giving them a dime again
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@electsub @hartgoat Again, not America. Their citizens don’t cry over every single action they take.
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@RowdyMaya @A1Vick They were using their license to "kill" because they were being SHOT AT....why is nobody understanding that. I'm not saying that their tactics were right...but that is WHY
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@jacksonhinklle Shit man I may move to Russia. They’re getting it right while we are going backwards
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@DelusionPosting Oh boy I bet she got destroyed
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@fasc1nate So for future reference, if EVERYONE else is going the opposite direction BUT you…that mayyyyyyy be a hint that something is wrong idk idk 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
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@gabsemail @WrestleClips You must be new here
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It absolutely DISGUSTS me how a lot of Houstonians treated Ted Cruz with his daughters with him today. Feel how you want about him politically, that’s fine, but booing him and throwing bottles at him with his DAUGHTERS in the float is DISGUSTING!
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@Telivist Meanwhile murders and rapists run free
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@InternetH0F So why did he walk into a bank with an erection????
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@NJD316 @WrestleClips They couldn’t. He didn’t come out until it was time for the match and by then it was too late. Those who saw him earlier that day said he looked fine. Whatever it was he took messed him up fast.
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@PuppiesIover Pits are WONDERFUL dogs. The look of pure love they can give will melt anyone’s heart who has one. I love mine, she’s incredible and looks just like this beauty here.
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@Irunnia_ @InternetH0F Maybe the wood was wet? Maybe the yard was watered? Who knows.
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@Texas_Made956 I’m failing to see what makes that toxic masculinity!!! I see a man who saved a kid’s life
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Let’s see here. We won the World Series last year, bulldozing through the entire playoffs in epic fashion, losing only two games, both in the World Series. We also had a No Hitter in game 4 of the World Series, and SWEPT both the Mariners and the Yankees. After that we lost our
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@LexiiBatTwitch @too_much_salsa @DallasZoo Right? Four here kitty kitties, 3 pspspspsps and a kitty food rattle or two and bam…kitty in a cage
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@DrainBamager This is ridiculous. Make them make amends, this is incredibly childish.
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@BrokeAssStuart Oh yeah shout out for pulling your phone out an recording it instead of actually stepping up and DOING something to stop it. Yeah, real cool 🙄
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@HelpingChads Very cool. That’s a role model right there that other officers can take notes from.
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@momtalksstock @kirawontmiss It actually premeditated murder. That’s Capital murder and the Death Penalty is given. The fact this person posted this, if real, could potentially be damning to them if someone actually died.
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WHAAAAAAAAT???????????
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@TexasHouboy @KPRC2 Apparently the girl in the picture is the victim. KPRC got it wrong. Nice try though
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Oh shit John Silver using @annajay___ ’s Queen Slayer!!! That’s bad ass!!!!!
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@BenVerlander So he’s going to be the owner who had two of the best talents in modern history and STILL didn’t win shit?
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@WomenPostingLs Soooo…….wouldn’t the proper response be to fire the coworkers who were watching the videos at work?
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@skyhighskylarxo @InternetH0F You have a VERY sad view on parenthood, please never become one
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@wrighteousj @vidsthatgohard Definitely. He knows better. Anything can kill and he ain’t having none of it 😂😂😂😂
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@fullykris @vidsthatgohard No he deserved it. It was very embarrassing for her
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@Figensport Yeah coz everyone randomly has a recording of themselves eating at a restaurant.
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@fasc1nate Oh man and what’s chilling about this is we all know what happened right after that picture was taken too
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@smashbaals Doesn’t cost me anything to say fuck no either
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@WrestleClips That entire segment was GOLD
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@mckenzieas93V2 This was bad but not NEARLY as bad as him interrupting the tribute Taker had for Paul Bearer. THAT was the most heelish, psychotic thing any talent has ever pulled off and it was LEGENDARY. I really thought Taker was gonna kill him
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@ChuckGarfien This him????
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@MehtaniRahil @FadeHubb It’s so that there is clear audible evidence that they’re telling the suspect to surrender. It’s so that body cams can pic it up, so can the multitude of camera phones that are watching the entire thing.
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I am now OFFICIALLY That Astros FIANCÉ!!!! She said YES! #ready2reign
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EVERYTHING about the rangers title win has been embarrassing Least watched WS in history Very small turnout for the parade around a parking lot Fan base rather talk shit than celebrate Players using Bregman’s words against him in the parade speech Just sad 😂
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@MattWalshBlog @TheLaurenChen She is, it’s leggings. You can see a huge color difference between her arms and legs
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@PopBase And nobody will miss them
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@Jezek_Sports @BaseballBrit Justin Verlander would like a word
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@WrestleClips OMG wow he murdered him 😂😂😂
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@WrestleClips SAMOA JOE IS HIM
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@IvanSalaberrios @S0NlA9 Actually the squirrel wasn’t the one who got blamed. It’s the people feeding them
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@creation247 I don’t see anything wrong with either. If she’s career driven that’s great.
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@bidenrapespeop1 @NoCapFights She was dealing with a female assailant
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@StatsMan @TheGameDayMLB Suuuuuuuuuuuure they were hahahahaha. What happened in the playoffs then?
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@CrispyWrestle That segment went wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too long and it was very awkward.
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@TheCovalentTV Greatest take on this yet!!!
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@MattWalshBlog @ForeverAnahi Most women who makes these “look at me” videos (not actual videos for self improvement) are the problem.
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@fasc1nate So you show 20 seconds of him cutting into it and 3 seconds after it’s removed? Nice editing there
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@ChrisRose Shut up
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@MrJibberJabber @GrahamAllen_1 This is the only correct answer
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@BarstoolTate Got your browns right here 💩💩💩💩💩
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@FlippinBatsPod @BenVerlander @MLBONFOX Elite? Astros this season? Not even close.
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@ElectionWiz Good! They have no business censoring him just because they don’t agree with him. They have no business censoring ANYONE Bc of political beliefs.
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@greg_price11 Good for him!!!!!! It’s been stated SEVERAL times and is worth stating again. If you want acceptance and respect then you MUST be willing to GIVE IT IN RETURN. Nothing wrong with what he did. He insulted nobody. Good for him!!!
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@Ceeez____ @Equal_Fights I would have lost my shit. Absolutely lost it
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@InternetH0F Two different girls. Girl on the right is taller
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@shaneyyricch That is literally the response of everyone you can ask that question to. They have no idea why they don’t like him, just that they don’t.
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This was life for me for seven long years
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You gonna watch this twice .
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@DominikThePapi @Bub3m16 Face was even worse
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@BlairBrandt @CollinRugg Can we ship them all off to Ukraine? I hear they need soldiers.
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@patricktheheel And probably never been with a woman in his life
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@BaseballBrit Hahahahaha couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy
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@reigns_era Awesome. Man it’s nice to have her back.
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@InternetH0F Good grief 107 hours in Olive Garden??? What are you doing in there, growing your own Olives?
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@IamEriOluwa @lindayacc X-Tremely bad idea
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@Raion74_ Caught that too. Unbelievable. So they’re gonna do the exact same thing Christian and Killswitch are doing??? No wonder this company can’t top 600,000 on Wednesdays now
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@MarquezLive_ I’ve been saying that for years now. AEW is for wrestling fans. WWE is for sports entertainment fans. Big difference
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HAHAHA...CHAPMAN IS WARMING UP IN AN ELIMINATION GAME!! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG??
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@Irunnia_ @InternetH0F So you’d rather just keep flying with a dead person on the flight? Wow
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@CarmineSabia @MickeyT401 It’s a trap. Don’t fall for it
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@DrainBamager HUNGBUCKS 😂😂😂😂
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@TheEnduringIcon Raw commentary team is awful. Graves isn’t too bad, Patrick is I watchable. Cole/Barrett is whatever.
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@HoodieMaybin Just gonna leave this right here, do what you want with it 😁
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@ProfessorSponge @ArtValley818_ Still costs less than a gun though
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@Enoughi10883551 @Travis_in_Flint They really did. The hippocratic Oath meant NOTHING to them.
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@mrwalk3md0wn @UnnecRoughness Bama isn’t in the playoffs so I don’t think they do 😂
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That is NOT Houston. That’s NOT Astros fans. I will NEVER claim you. I don’t care how you feel about him personally BUT there is a time and place and today was NOT IT. Unfollow me if this upsets you. I don’t want to be known by you or associated with you.
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@LibertyCappy Then those same women cry out “why can’t I find a good man” when he gets her preggo and cheats on her 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@AdamSchiavone @UmpScorecards No I’m sorry but that really damages the integrity of the game
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@astros Hell no, really bad timing guys!
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