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Alan Fast
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DMV bred, DMV raised, DMV living. Fuck the commies, fuck the fascists, and fuck the Dallas Cowboys (not necessarily in that order).
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Joined January 2019
@reesetheone1 I'm not complaining. We had two games where Daniels did more against the Eagles D than Mahomes did (including beating them once). I'm really, really looking forward to this next decade in the NFC East.
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@GOPisweird He's a kid, probably 14, socially awkward, looking for a community online. Trying to shock so he can fit in with Americans, being a tryhard about it. Best thing to do is ignore him, he wants a reaction. Standard edgelord profile, basically.
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@trouble_man90 My opinion, nobody should be responding to Gaetz in any type of way beyond calling him a pedo. That should define his entire existence until the day he dies. And use him to tie that label around the neck of his followers.
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@mitchellvii @JDVance Don't sell out the constitution for these people, Bill. I know deep down you're better than that.
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@Paul_Rakszawski @benbbaldwin And here you are talking about them even as your team wins the SB. Rent free.
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@GoingCommander I've thought this a number of times over the years about a Chiefs opponent. But Mahomes...
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@89NW2023 @ScottHayes11b You don't find a dollar bill folded up into the Star of David to be antisemitic?
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