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DMV bred, DMV raised, DMV living. Fuck the commies, fuck the fascists, and fuck the Dallas Cowboys (not necessarily in that order).

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@reesetheone1 I'm not complaining. We had two games where Daniels did more against the Eagles D than Mahomes did (including beating them once). I'm really, really looking forward to this next decade in the NFC East.
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@CentristMadness Jordan to Mahomes' Lebron.
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@GOPisweird He's a kid, probably 14, socially awkward, looking for a community online. Trying to shock so he can fit in with Americans, being a tryhard about it. Best thing to do is ignore him, he wants a reaction. Standard edgelord profile, basically.
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@trouble_man90 My opinion, nobody should be responding to Gaetz in any type of way beyond calling him a pedo. That should define his entire existence until the day he dies. And use him to tie that label around the neck of his followers.
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@mitchellvii @JDVance Don't sell out the constitution for these people, Bill. I know deep down you're better than that.
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@MamaBrownOnTwit @mattgaetz More yuck than Matt Gaetz raping underage girls?
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@Texaholic077 @mattgaetz Please break down the subliminal messages for us
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@n535eg @mattgaetz Was he also spot on when he was fucking underage schoolgirls?
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@SteveSever07 @mattgaetz Hey Steve, did you know Matt Gaetz is a pedophile?
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@BronGotGame Shit, Chiefs dynasty might be over.
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@granthpaulsen It's obscene he finished with more MVP votes than Daniels this season
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@mattgaetz Speaking of pedophiles
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@Paul_Rakszawski @benbbaldwin And here you are talking about them even as your team wins the SB. Rent free.
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@tfizzy14 @nflrums And the other half of the country thinks you're old and lame
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@GoingCommander I've thought this a number of times over the years about a Chiefs opponent. But Mahomes...
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@89NW2023 @ScottHayes11b You don't find a dollar bill folded up into the Star of David to be antisemitic?
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@JPFinlayNBCS Just ban it period. Nobody wants to watch it.
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@PatMcAfeeShow Ban that lame shit
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@_MLFootball The bitchfest internet really shines for the SB. I swear all you mfs do is cry
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