@avindrafernando @thdxr I call it kube cuddle when I'm not mad and kube cartel when I'm ready to kill someone.

@dpc_pw @mitchellh If AWS just rewrote all those slow API endpoints and resource provisioning in Rust, Terraform would go much faster1!!

@meryldakin 😂

Barista’s don’t have to worry about AI taking their jobs because this mfer right here. You could throw any airport restaurant troglodyte at it and they would be making cappuccinos that makes Mario scream “Mamma mia”

🚨 Security researchers and oh, anyone who buys insurance. I’ve tried reporting what I believe is an authentication bypass to my insurance company—twice. If you have the URL for a claim, anyone (even while logged out) can access claim details, payout info, claim docs, and even message the claims team as the customer. Their response? “This is functioning as intended.” Would anyone not at the insurance company assume this is an authentication bypass and a serious problem? Because as a customer, it’s extremely concerning.

@elonmusk Important UX question, why does the wheel move, but the pedals don't?

@tomhfh Just put your lips on the glass, you fucking pansy.

@Spen_Hays @netcapgirl The remote work is seven different only fans channels

Printers feel like their hardware was designed by a genius alien civilization mastering Dyson spheres, but the software is just a Wojak-tier dev with 1 year of experience styling tables and “hacking” with ncurses.

@McDonalds @wishedmammal718 Sprankle some salt on them things.

@ryanrwinchester Drowning in gross water for a good photo?

@unusual_whales He’s probably the only old person that could fall down and every single American comes together in unity and thinks “lol, good.”

@unusual_whales If Canada becomes the 51st state do we add a star to the flag?

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump > I want to personally work the chisel thats whats she said.

AI Support Bots will eventually turn everyone into Luigi.

@florinpop1705 nah im fucking great at it.

@ATT & @Apple i’m trying to unlock some phones and both of your support teams are saying only the other company can do it. WTF.

@Save_A_Man This is the tweet of a true knob gobbler.

@ken_wheeler I got them lazy bones, there’s no good ground I won’t lay on.

@saltcod @supabase Keep the Nicki theme and go with super freaky girl