If you’re gutted over someone not seeing your value it’s probably because you’ve giving them the power to do so. remember, they were all strangers without any say so before. Make them a fucking stranger again
First guest: can I get quevos ranchos for my husband?
Me: no I’m sorry we don’t sell that but something similar is available for brunch.
Guest:well you have the ingredients right? Why can’t you just do it
Me: we got butter milk and eggs too but don’t sell cookies now do we?
Thinking about that one time I was running offensively late to work and I told my boss it was because my driver made a wrong turn somewhere. Sent him this 😅😅😅
I’m surely gonna get banned from Lyft for telling my driver: so what you wanna do is get in the lane where the cars are moving because I actually have somewhere to be
“I didn’t ask you to do this?” Go get your own fucking food then. Wild to be so privilege to be a position to press a button for on site delivery and trust that your shit isn’t being tamper with yet lack compassion for those you need. YOU TIP FOR CONVENIENCE.
Comes back with extra dirty martini for a 69 year old woman
Me: this drink so damn dirty we started an onlyfans for it
Old lady: ????
Me: I’ll go grab my manager
Gave a guy a drink with a flower(edible orchid) in it and he was took by it.
Him: why is there a flower in my drink
Me: better now than when you’re dead amirite 💯💯💯🫡🫡
Tip: 10%
Had to check a couple middle aged whites after sayings some racist shit to me. crazy how mfs get quiet when you threaten to slap the shit out of them in front of they family 🥰
My mother is actually the sweetest person I’ve ever know. I’d be completely ruled by fear and rage if she hadn’t shown me the true meaning of compassion. I love you, mom; selflessness was truly the best lesson you’ve taught me ❤️
Posting less or more doesn’t mean shit. I’ve annoyed ppl (projections of things they don’t like about themselves or wouldn’t do personally) and I’ve be praised by ppl I have never fucking met.
spew in the abyss or don’t; who gives a fuck?