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Avid Oilers fan, builder of things, and host of the wrestling podcast, Selling the Mark!

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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
Ladies and Gentlemen....... Freon Draisaitl!! #OilersFridgeName
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3 years
I tried to buy a coffee at Tim’s and my card wouldn’t work. At first I thought “those damn liberals froze my account” and then I remember I’m just broke because the UCP took away rate caps.....
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“I’ll never vote NDP, I can’t stand them!” What don’t you like about them? “I hate their policies!” Yeah, free healthcare, social programs, and affordability are so overrated
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3 years
I do appreciate oil and gas workers, especially at this time of year. I’ve been that worker. But the fact that our premier feels the need the thank them because it’s -35 while waging war with HCW during a pandemic is infuriating
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6 months
Ryan Whitney continues to show that “hockey dude bro” culture is one of the most toxic there is.
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3 years
Jason Kenney was able to get to Morinville and stage a complete video production AND have it edited and posted in less than 12 hours after the church burned down. But unmarked graves and Muslim women being targeted get a standard tweet from the comms team days later.
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5 years
This is Leon Draisaitl. He currently leads the NHL in goals and points. He makes $3.134M LESS than Auston Matthews. He is a better hockey player than Auston Matthews.
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2 years
Hot take: I don’t think Tkachuk or Gaudreau break 100 next season
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2 years
Does anyone remember when Panago was called Panagopolis?
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1 year
So how does this shake out? One game suspension for Nurse, zero supplemental discipline for Pietrangelo, and a 2nd round pick to Calgary? @Lowetide
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9 months
Players who should come out of the line up for Perry: -not Sam Gagner
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1 year
I’ll never understand the “socialism is bad” argument. Like, why would you not want a system where everyone pays a little bit for things instead of individuals paying a lot?
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6 years
John Shannon on Oilers Now: “I’d like to see more out of Nugent-Hopkins, but what can you do?” Ryan “currently on pace for career best numbers” Nugent-Hopkins....
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1 year
Hear me out: All the listeners chip in, we buy the studio, bring back the hosts, and rebrand as Edmonton 1260, a completely community owned and operated AM station. Fuck Bell
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6 months
Man, the Oilers better not let that plug Brett Kissel sing any anthems
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5 months
Oilers fans old enough to remember…. How good doesn’t feel to finally beat Dallas?
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6 months
If you’re San Jose and you see your player wearing his old teams jersey while watching his old team live, the only logical solution is to trade him to said team with double retention, right?
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
How good has Ceci been this season? And there were so many on here who ripped that signing.
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5 months
18 years of sitting on that Game 7 loss. Pronger leaving. Smyth trade. Decade of Darkness. Peter god damn Chiarelli. Never think we as fans don’t deserve this. This is happening
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Spruce Grove Corey
2 years
I made hot dogs in KD for lunch. None of the kids liked it. They’re all grounded now
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6 years
What Colin Kapernick is doing was never about getting himself over. It was about making a stand against the racism in plain sight in America. If you’re mad at @Nike you either: A) Don’t understand B) Don’t care C) You’re a racist
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
Can someone NOT blocked by Spector tell him Puljujarvi knows more about scoring at the NHL level than he ever will. Fucking media in this city.....
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4 months
There are definitely Oilers “fans” who hate watch everything this team does. Trade a conditional 1st to get the 32nd? Trash move. Don’t make a pick in the 1st round? Poor asset management, this team needs to restock. It’s exhausting
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
Imagine being a Flames fan yelling “fucking pussy” at Kassian after he absolutely rag dolled Tkachuk, who’s too afraid to drop the gloves
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Spruce Grove Corey
2 years
I just want the warm up tonight to consist of Zack Kassian standing at centre ice, absolutely eye balling every King as they circle by
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
Listen guys, this Mike Smith signing will be well worth the $2M after he pummels Jacob Markstrom at centre ice
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Spruce Grove Corey
8 years
So the old He-Man cartoon is on Netflix....
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Spruce Grove Corey
2 years
The fact that guys like Spec and Jones are mad about player access points to two things: 1. Certain media in Edmonton have a huge sense of entitlement 2. The team seems to be at an end with hatchet job articles on their teammates after years of garbage “journalism”
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
On July 19, Ken Holland did the impossible. No, not trading Lucic. Making Oilers twitter positive again
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Spruce Grove Corey
9 months
Man, what’s PK Subban going to think in a month when he finds out the Oilers signed Corey Perry????
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Spruce Grove Corey
2 years
I have zero sympathy for the Hurricanes current goalie situation. After 2006, I never want them to win anything, EVER
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
“Caver, take my bag while I look phenomenal getting off the plane” -Connor, probably
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5 years
A few more Long Island arrivals. #LetsGoOilers
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Spruce Grove Corey
1 year
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pretty excited for the Oilers season to start on Saturday
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5 years
I would legitimately rather chase Vegas for 1st, than see Calgary win anything
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5 years
It’s not fully done. I need to add the name, an Oilers decal, and hopefully a @TSN1260 sticker...... but I give you Freon Draisaitl, in all his glory!!! #OilersFridgeName @nielsonTSN1260 @Lieutenant_Eric @Lowetide
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Spruce Grove Corey
7 years
It's not something I talked about much on here, but as of tonight, my mom has beat cancer.
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
Hopefully @jkenney never learns about Fern Gully.
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
Hear me out. Trade for both Keith and Tarasenko. Find some BS medical condition (see: Hossa) and put them both on LTIR. Use those cap savings to sign Larsson, Hamilton, and Hall. Remove VT and DK from LTIR following game 82. Win the Cup
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3 years
@jkenney Tell me about how covid positive people don’t need to isolate anymore, and I’ll tell you about a REAL slap in the face
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3 months
@ABDanielleSmith Notley would be as close to Jasper as possible, like she was with Fort McMurray. Turn your tail and hide, Premier. Your time at the top is almost as big a disaster as what’s happening in Jasper
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
I have no doubt that somewhere in Ontario, there’s a person with a custom Maple Leafs fridge telling everyone who will listen how much better Froston Matthews is.....
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Spruce Grove Corey
7 years
Barzal is good, no question. But along with EDM, all of BUF, ARI, TOR, CAR, NJ, PHI, CBJ, SJ, COL, FLA, DAL, LA, BOS, CAL and to a degree, PIT all missed out on him as well. Let’s stop acting like it was a top 3 pick the Oilers moved
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
Milan Lucic and Johnny Gaudreau
@drjoelshulkin
Joel Shulkin, MD MPH Get Heroic Measures
4 years
Who are they? Wrong answers only.
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11 months
Jay Woodcroft watching the Oilers make defensive mistakes, down 2 goals, and the new guy has gone to 29/97 in his second game
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
More people need to see this than are likely to admit it
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
If you’re jumping off a cliff because McDavid is our 2-3 weeks, might I remind you of this guy?
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
Shout out to this special boy. One year ago, we concluded an epic 32 name tournament to crown a winner in the Oilers Fridge Name Tournament. And that winner was......
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2 years
In line at 7-11, there’s two boys in front of me, gearing up for a big Friday night. They came up about $2 short for all there stuff. As they started to do the math of what needs to go back, I told them I would cover it. Not much, but those kids are gonna have a great night
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5 years
I did it!!!!! #OilersFridgeName
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
Does anyone else get DM’s from Jack Michaels when they tag him in a tweet? Because it’s pretty fantastic
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1 year
Remember Oilers fans….
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
No no no. Almost EVERYONE who had some sort of title or main event run in NXT got over under HHH’s watch. They were then given dog shit booking or got completely buried once Vince took control of them on the main roster
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NoDQ.com: WWE and AEW news
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"Here’s the deal, folks… #WWE is stuck in the mud with their existing roster and Triple H’s developmental system did NOT restock the WWE with enough Main Event caliber superstars."
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
Judge me if you want. I lived through the darkest timeline when it comes to Oilers, and watched them drop 13 in a row a few years ago. Excuse me if I’m not willing to blow it all up right now
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Spruce Grove Corey
2 years
@FriedgeHNIC So we’re just changing the definition of offside mid playoffs?
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6 years
McDavid on pace for 119 Draisaitl on pace for 100 Nuge on pace for 77 Wow
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
There was a time when people thought Lucic and Talbot would take the Flames over the hump, and all us Oilers fans laughed and laughed and laughed.......
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5 years
Gagner such a vet, he already knows what’s gonna happen
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Trev
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Coach Tippett and the bench watching his big guns win it in overtime last night! #LetsGoOilers
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3 years
Feel free to retweet this: If you’re voting for Dane Lloyd in Parkland/Sturgeon, I would like to know why? More specifically, give me an example of SOMETHING he’s done for us as constituents. Because I can’t think of anything productive
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
Why should parents who choose private schools get financial assistance from the feds??
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Tyler Meredith
5 years
Several ppl asked for more info on @AndrewScheer plan to help private school families save $4,000 per child. He took down his platform the moment he became @CPC_HQ leader. But here’s what he promised. You won’t find it on . Cost: $1.7 Billion. #cdnpoli
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4 years
I for one hope the Oilers honour Joey with both a banner, and by never having anyone occupy that seat behind the bench ever again #RIPJoey
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Spruce Grove Corey
6 years
If Petterson gets even ONE more point than McDavid tonight, Canucks fans are going to be insufferable
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4 years
I have a STRICT Xmas decorating rule in this house: Nothing goes up until December 1. My wife hates this rule, and disagrees with it vehemently. HOWEVER, it’s MY house, MY rules, and I’ll be in the basement digging out Xmas bins if anyone needs me......
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3 years
Dear micro and craft beer breweries: Learn how to make something OTHER than IPA’s
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3 years
You’d think Ethan Bear was the Gretzky of defence men with the reaction. He can still be an inspiration to indigenous youth as a member of the Canes. Also, the Oilers needed to retool that blue line, and they have
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3 years
Kelly Hrudey suggesting Dave Rittich as an option for the Oilers.....
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4 years
@THNMattLarkin Imagine telling fans that the divisional format in the playoffs is to promote rivalries, only to be told “we need to get the last place Hawks into the post season, and we’re going to give 3rd place teams byes while 2nd place has to play an extra round”
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6 years
Oilers Twitter: We need a better backup than Brossoit Oilers acquire Montoya OT: Not good enough. We need a better backup than Montoya Oilers sign a highly touted KHL goalie OT: We don’t want to pay that much for a good backup
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2 years
@DRAl_29 @TSNRyanRishaug Dude, they’re the worst team in the league and got pumped for 7 goals. Trust me, Toews and Kane aren’t mad that some University player got the moment of his career with less than 3 minutes left
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
The reaction you have 5 games in, and James Neal is exponentially better than Lucic
@Isuckatpicking
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5 years
Good morning everyone.
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2 years
The Oilers are on a heater, just finished up a redemption road trip 3-0, and the boys are clicking. Why do we need to find players to dump on instead of just enjoying the ride?
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6 years
We had every expert and their mom tell us McDavid didn’t deserve to win the Hart simply because his team didn’t make the playoffs. If Chicago misses and Kane is even a nominee, that’s an incredible double standard by the garbage that is the PHWA
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TSN
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Should Kane's incredible run put him in the Hart conversation? @jamiemclennan29 weighs in:
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
You know the conservative goto of “it’s gonna take more than 4 years to clean up the mess the NDP made”? How long is it going to take to repair all the damage done by the UCP, AND THERE’S STILL TWO YEARS LEFT???
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
Oilers twitter in fine form again. News gets out that they’re working on a Nurse extension, comparable to Jones and Makar. So now people are picking apart EVERY aspect of Nurses play to justify NOT paying him $9M of someone else’s money....
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
I won’t even begin to defend the Kassian kick. There’s no place for it. But if you’re so strong in your convictions that you need to run a poll to see how many games Kass should get, you probably shouldn’t be cracking jokes about a cross check to the throat.....
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Seltzy 👑
5 years
No one: Absolutely no one : Zdeno Chara : OFF WITH HIS HEAD #NHLBruins #GoHabsGo @FPC_NHL
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
Why is no one talking about Connor walking Crosby WHILE SKATING BACKWARDS???
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Spruce Grove Corey
1 year
So skip the anthem, got it
@BrettKissel
BRETT KISSEL
1 year
First NHL anthem ever? @EdmontonOilers v. @NHLFlames Nov 21, 2006. I was 16. Oilers won 2-1. Petr Sykora scored the GWG. Can’t believe I get to do the BIGGEST ANTHEM yet, this time it’s OIL v. FLAMES at the HERITAGE CLASSIC! Thank you #OilCountry + @NHL for the invite!!
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
@iAmHamzaAmin @Jackie_Bee16 Connor had more playoff series wins with the Oilers than the Leafs have had in 15 years
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5 years
Let’s give Sammy Gagner credit for getting some good shots in on Gio
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
If Draisaitl commits a turnover, would it technically be a strudel?
@AzorcanGlobal
Paul Almeida
4 years
I can’t remember so many turnovers by Draisaitl in one game.
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3 years
If you’re losing your shit over Devin Shore because he signed TWO years for nearly league minimum....... I don’t even know
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3 years
Bi-weekly reminder that unless you’re sitting beside Ken Holland, don’t assume he’s not doing his job
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3 years
Oilers lost game one, and we’ve decided to fire the coach and let Nuge walk this summer. It’s one game, where the Jets got two empty net goals. Let’s calm down here
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Spruce Grove Corey
7 years
I need to say this once to just have it out there. People on twitter are not qualified to be NHL general managers. Stop acting like it’s this entirely easy job you all have the answers for
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
Part of my Father’s Day stuff!! Can’t help but think @IAmJericho helped make this happen after hearing his interview with Dr. Martha Hart!! #RIPOwen
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Spruce Grove Corey
6 years
I wonder how many Albertans are running out to buy new trucks in the morning, because everything is all better now
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
Break 80 points?
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
I just..... for years, YEARS, everyone said “we need to get Barrie. How do we get Barrie?” For YEARS people on Twitter said this. And now we have him, and he’s blowing up on this team..... AND PEOPLE WANT HIM GONE??? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, OILERS FANS!!!!
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
@andrew_leach 80% of people are against it, but the UCP just says “nuts to all of you”. In case anyone was wondering how the UCP govern, it’s as a dictatorship
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
I guess Lucic bleaching his hair was exactly what Neal needed
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
So apparently I’m going golfing with the guys from our office on Friday. I’m 37. I’ve never golfed. Like, ever. This should turn out well......
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
Oilers are 5-0, McDavid is averaging nearing 3 points per game, and we’ve gone full Xbox
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
You need a license to drive and hunt. ID to purchase alcohol and tobacco. A membership card to shop at Costco. A government approved document to vote. Let’s stop with the idea that vaccine passports infringe on your assumed “freedoms”........
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
Ok, here are the Oilers Fridge Name front runners so far: Freon Draisaitl Lubomir Fridgenovsky Grant Fuhridge Igor Coolonov Connor Maytagvid (pending on discovery of brand) Craig McTavfridge
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
Pretty sure that’s for you, Matt Larkin
@Caarrrry83
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Hahaha I think I love this waaaay too much 😂🤷‍♀️
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
Oilers take: Let’s maybe get off the Holloway train for a bit. Team is rolling right now. No reason for him to come into a bottom six roll when he can be a top six impact guy for Bako in the post season. Let’s revisit next year
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Spruce Grove Corey
1 year
I think I did it
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Spruce Grove Corey
4 years
So I assume everyone between the ages of 35-45 had this bad boy at one point?
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
Mike Smith is playing like a guy who’s aware that this might be his last chance to make a run at a championship. He’s on another level this season
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Spruce Grove Corey
3 years
“Holland had poached eggs for breakfast instead of scrambled? This team is an absolute joke! We’ll never win with decisions like this!” Tell me I’m wrong
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Spruce Grove Corey
5 years
Look, I know retired numbers in Edmonton are a polarizing issue, but I’m of the opinion that 12 probably should go up, if only as a memorial
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