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BRETT KISSEL
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THE SIDE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN TOUR — get your tix for my all-acoustic nationwide tour!
Flat Lake, AB // Nashville, TN
Joined June 2009
Miss @dollyparton — you have no idea how much your voicemail means to me... I appreciate it and love it so much, that I’m actually contemplating retirement. There’s nothing left to do in this business. I mean, when “Dolly” says she “loves you”, is there anything better? Xoxo - BK
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Absolutely ridiculous. I lost my mail key this summer. So, Canada Post sends a new key… to my damn mailbox. I call the 1-800 number (takes forever) and explain, “but I don’t have a key! I can’t open the mailbox”. They say “oh right, we’ll send a new one.” I reply, “but make sure you send it to an actual Canada Post location.” I wait 2 weeks. I call again. “Where’s the key?” They respond: “Looks like the package has been delivered to your mailbox.” I lose my mind: “NOOOO! I told you, I don’t have a KEY for the mailbox! That’s why I’m asking for a new key! Don’t put the damn key in the damn mailbox I don’t have a damn key for!” #CanadaPost @canadapostcorp
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The CCMA broadcast tonight is going to be amazing! If you’re coming to Rogers Place for the big show, make sure you’re in your seats early! I can’t tell you who’s opening the show 😉. But don’t be in the line up for beer when the show starts. That’s all I’m saying… @CCMAofficial @ctv
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George Canyon’s “Johnny Be Good”during the candlelight ceremony outside the Scotiabank Saddledome is one of the most emotional musical moment I’ve ever seen… Good on ya George. You’re a special human, and I’m still feeling goosebumps. @NHLFlames
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I love X. (Twitter.) I get such a kick out of the dysfunction and disappointment and dis-ease of the platform. Rarely (if ever) is there ever something that isn’t a fight here. Pure entertainment for me. For example, I’ll post: “I love roses”, and all the daisy people will lose their shit on me. Anything posted by anybody on X is like kicking an ant’s nest. Just watch the chaos ensue… bahahaha 👊
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In West Edmonton Mall and the line up for Chick-Fil-A is so long, I would almost argue that it would take less time to fly to America and get food from a Chick-Fil-A in the MotherLand than it would be to stay and wait here. I’m flabbergasted. @ChickfilA @ChickfilANews.
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I try to be tolerant of all people from all walks of life. But unaware slow walkers are the worst. Key word here = “unaware.” If you’re 87 years old, and walking slow, this message is not for you. I have no qualms with you. But if you’re 16 or 38 or 46 and you’re just lollygaggin’ and holding the rest of us up on the sidewalk or escalator or in the airport or the mall, then we have a problem!!!!!
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Cooper Alan invited me to New York to play at this awesome county fair as his opener. I’ve been playing for 15 years on a big scale in Canada, and I betcha not a single person here knows me or my music. It’s great to be a rookie again. It’s like playing all these songs for the first time all over again!!
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I’ve been to every province and every territory. I’ve criss-crossed Canada dozens of time, and put on tens of thousands of km seeing the beauty of our country. But I’ve never been to Lameque, New Brunswick. I’ve never been to Misco Island. And I gotta tell you… WOW. It immediately went into my “Top 10 Favourite Canadian Places I’ve Ever Been”
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RT @PierrePoilievre: Shocked and heartbroken to see the townsite of Jasper reached by wildfire. We pray for the safety of all those who ha…
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