every day you log onto twitter and your friend lex is like “im died but im getting a tattoo or whatever anyway”

RT @cowbojs: “your outie uses she/her pronouns” “oh ☺️” “please try to enjoy each fact equally”

RT @capsboybebop: remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died

RT @eldhug: #lotr

RT @saturns_kee: you’re our hero, stanley

RT @FALSETTOSTISM: i love this gif she’s so annoying

i have medical testing at 8am tmrw but idk what ill be doing & i dont feel good so im trying to reschedule or at least get more info abt what the test is & theyre not answering my calls or texts 🫠

RT @myelessar: merry and pippin on their way to join the fellowship of the ring during a meeting they were not invited to

RT @weirdlilguys: cheese so good he needs a factory reset

RT @meatgrinder__0: #fiddauthor

RT @prettycritical: insane to bury the lede that law enforcement doesn’t even have a crime in mind. they’re just combing through the books,…

whats going on with me this week that i keep waking up diagonal with my feet underneath aj’s legs/feet which ive never done before btw. i thought lily was sleeping on my feet last night but no it was my fault again

RT @our_decay: ijbot—I just burst out thinking. Just a little acronym for the more intellectually inclined… cheers.

RT @doulbedoink: Eight year old cooper dejean: When i grow up i wanna be in the super bowl and get an interception and a touchdown and the…

god we were so busy all weekend i think i died

RT @KrangTNelson: it's so amazing to be present at the birth of a new way to call someone a pedophile

RT @LolOverruled: The only thing I can say for sure is that somewhere in Philadelphia right now there is the drunkest man on Earth

@ims0heavy DHJSHSHDHDUSJSNDHFKSDHDB

RT @ryannovoNFL: The Superdome crowd yelling “A-MINORRRRR.” Kendrick Lamar is unreal. #SuperBowl

idt ive watched an entire halftime show before this since i saw janet’s boob when i was like 11