coonhounder ζθΔ
@coonhounder
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Established 1990. Wanderer, writer, animal lover. I'm a zoo, a therian scenthound, and I don't care if you have a problem with it.
Joined December 2022
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You deserve to date someone who is loyal, kind, protective, and comforting.
Someone who pushes you to be your best self, while accepting you as you are.
Someone who will cuddle contentedly with you, and enjoy shamelessly mind-blowing sex with you.
You deserve to date a dog.
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Gave the needy boy a helping hand this morning, love how I smell after holding his fat knot. 🐶💦
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When your dog wakes you up by licking between your legs until you paint their handsome muzzle 😤🐶
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There's nothing quite like being mounted by an insatiable boy who won't rest until his front paws are hooked around your hips and his knot is growing inside of you... 🐶🥴
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It's too late, my dog is already kissing me as I type this. Nothing can be done to prevent it.
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My friend says to me as I'm happily letting my dog kiss me, "You don't know where his tongue has been."
I try giving a muffled reply as my dog pushes his tongue deeper into my mouth, "Yes I do."
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There's something so incredibly pure and horny when the knot pops out, and your boy stays on your back slobbering and kissing you while he throbs against you. Just, huff. 🐶😤
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Friend calls, "Hey, wanna come over?"
I think before responding, dog panting on my back, "Give me like an hour and a half. I'm a bit tied up."
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Psst, I licked a dog's asshole today. They loved it. 🐶🧡
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You always underestimate how empty you'll feel after a large girthed dog's knot goes down and pops out. God damn.
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Are you even really living if you've never experienced having your hands and knees in the straw and dirt in a barn with the breeze coming through while a bloodhound's tail keeps thumping your back as you are tied ass to ass?
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Taking a nap together in the pasture under an old oak tree after his knot goes down enough to slip out... 😤🐶
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Gently hold your fingers behind his knot and feel him throbbing and soaking your arm.
You admire the size before licking upward along his length... then finally get the courage to press your tongue flat at his hole.
You feel his warm hole flexing on your tongue, and lick deep.
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It'd be nice if I could openly date a dog in my lifetime without putting myself or my lover at risk.
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That itch that can only be scratched when a dog has his paws gripped around your hips and his own thrusting frantically at your hole... And the euphoria that follows when he hits the mark... 🐶🧡
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If I have to go to work, at least I'll be going full of puppy cum. 🐶
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My apologies to any humans I've fucked. As a therian, I regret to inform you you could've had a much better experience had I the body I am supposed to have 🐶🧡
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I'm really, really, lucky that I have a partner I can talk about my zoo experiences with and receive zero judgement. 🐶🧡
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The worst part about farm sim games is that they don't include the parts where you explore your sexuality and fuck the cow.
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Some people should get over themselves. Let a dog lick their asshole, and maybe give them some curious licks in return.
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I remember back in highschool I had a friend who had I'd jerk off with watching increasingly kinky porn. Which led to me sucking him while he watches porn, which led to him fucking me, which led to him "talking me" into letting him and his Great Pyrenees fuck me. They were hot.🐶
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Nothing quite like laying under a hound while he soaks you in the scent of dog cum. 🐶🧡
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No matter how hard we try we just seem to have the worst luck making puppies, but you know what they say about the point being the journey and knot the destination.
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Is it just me or is one of the hottest parts about being knotted the frantic thrusting of your boy finding his target before his knot is large enough to tie with you?
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That lovely moment after getting a mouthful of puppy spunk when he decides to help out by giving you deep slobbery kisses... 🐶
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It's so satisfying to bury your tongue deep in a girl's dripping cookie and massage and lick until you feel her quivering and flexing around your tongue. Helping her orgasm tastes so good. 🐶🥠💦
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Every day is slightly easier. Every day I get out of bed. My dog is here and I love him. There are others in my life who are wonderful. Work has been distracting, even though it's not the most comforting distraction. Kiss dogs.
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One of my more fond zoo memories is from back when I was a teenager. My cousin and I would take turns fucking one of the cows out in the pasture and compete to see who could make her cum faster. Felt so damned good, still remember that squirting like it was yesterday.
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That moment after the knot pops out when you meet between his legs to lick his cummy sheath and kiss 🐶😤
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It's almost like some dogs consider it a challenge to see how far up your ass they can burrow their tongue when they're rimming you. 🐶👅
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Flirting with another zoo and sharing stories and horny compliments is so uniquely sexy.
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@StoriezZoo
You get a farm dog trying to mount you enough times and you eventually figure out the proper angles. :P
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There's something so hypnotic and amazing about the way a dog's asshole flexes when they orgasm. 🧡🐶
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That feeling of relief when the non-zoo friend leaves and you can finally take your pants/undies off, get on all fours, and let your dog jump your back and furiously thrust at your ass until he finds his mark and knots you for the next hour.
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Started my day with my ass full of dog cum and lots of cuddles. It's hard to think of a better start!
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Remember: when your dogs are horny you are morally obligated to help them cum. Explore and rub your girl's 🥠, hold behind your boy's knot when he's got his 💄out and help him out of his sheath. ;)
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Feeling that way you can only feel after getting knocked up with pups. 🐶💦
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It always surprises me when I'm having a bit of alone time to myself to paw and the boy wanders over curious about what I'm doing. Then cuddles into my lap and intently sniffs and licks at my hands and crotch until I give in. That licking makes me cum so fast.
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A dog licking themselves just makes the kisses better, just saying.
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Been flirting and fucking around with an older daddy type from my workplace. He called me a good boy and held my head on his cock as I blew him today. He loves fucking his good boy's mouth as much as I love eating daddy's cum. 🥴
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Happy father's day! Celebrate it by letting a dog mount your back and fill you with a load. 🦴🪢
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On one hand, it's really hot to feel a fully grown knot swollen inside of you and being filled with that spunk... On the other hand it feels so good for that knot to slide out and feel the load dribble down... 🐶💦
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You ever wonder what it's like to lick under a dog's tail? It feels fuckin' amazing, especially when that hole clenches around your tongue. 🐶🧡
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There's nothing better than coming home from a day of work to my lovely boy and getting to go on a walk, see the interesting sniffs, then eat together and cuddle. Doggy bliss.
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As much as I love going ass to ass with a dog, there's something about getting filled and plugged by a boar that just... Unf.
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Me, "Dog dick is really pleasant."
Antis, "You're just like a pedophile!".
No. I'm a zoophile. It's literally right there in the bio.
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If a dog didn't want their asshole licked then they wouldn't lick each other's. Turns out I've never not enjoyed licking under a dog's tail myself.
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In case anyone is wondering, animal abuse is never ok. Animals can consent and they can communicate what they do or don't feel comfortable with. Watch, actively listen, and seek understanding with your animal partners always.
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Anyone who knows me knows I'm not a human. I've fought against humans in this fandom and done major work in trying to de-escalate the sheet vitriol around the conversation because tbh, Hate is a cycle. Hate drives people into human spaces.
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That tingly feeling you get when you're kissing your dog and their tongue hits the back of your throat then slides up along the roof of your mouth... 🥴🐶
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There's the sense of pride from wearing the breeding scratches on your sides... Then the sense of pride from your wearing your boy's damp scent.
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I love how earnest my boy is about trying to put his pups in me. He really works at it!
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I am sorry for those I have worried. I'm in a rough place, mentally. I'm mourning a friend. Nothing will ever be the same, but I'll live.
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It's funny how every time underage antis find me, I get some free followers and all I have to do is block the harassment. Anyways, go kiss dogs.
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"You fuck dogs cuz no one else will fuck you!", antis.
"Wha'?", I ask in confusion, wiping my older daddy's cum off my chin and licking it off my finger, with a dog's load still up my ass.
Are y'all just mad that I'm able to hit it with all types?
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I've always been a little proud to wear my "stripes". ;) 🐶
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I think it's amusing how eventually some anti crawls into my mentions when I say something about how hot dogs are, and I just immediately block them. Trust me I really don't give a shit to give you folks the mental bandwidth. I'm just talking about dogs consensually fucking.
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Feeling a mare grip your dick as you bring her to orgasm is so seriously intense.
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Dogs don't have to get up each day to go to work. Be a dog.
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Weekends are great for cuddling and sniffing fat sheaths.
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Debarked
Declawed
Defanged
Dehorned
Does it really make you any better
Staring down the bottle
To the bottom of the barrel
Wings clipped
Ears docked
Forced birth
Young lost
Does it really bring you anything
To take everything you can
From those who never had a chance?
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Has any zoo considered getting scratch mark tattoos on/around the likely spot? 🐶🪢
I know I've considered it.
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I feel like I'd need to take a "therapist" tact here. It feels unethical to have intimate relationships with clients, even if those clients are animals. You're in a position of power and influence over your client, which you shouldn't use for sex. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Zoos who work with dogs, what are your feelings/thoughts on the subject of sex with animals that you work with? No matter what your opinion is, please expand and put forth your reasoning that leads you to hold the position you do.
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Honestly there were a few great things about growing up a farm boy but especially how accepted it was to be casually naked, horny with other guys, and how other guys in my family had sex with animals. It wasn't even questioned really. Cock goes in hole, feels good, no sweat.
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@HuskeeeDog
I will admit I find it a bit unsettling how quickly some will turn to certain behaviors in a community of people who have learned how important safety and privacy can be... And how hateful some people's beliefs can be when they're also under the queer umbrella.
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I've dealt with so much corporate bullshit this week and I've still got more to deal with. When can I just take a break and get back to being a dog and kissing dogs?
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If dog assholes weren't supposed to be so lickable then dogs wouldn't lick them all the time, just saying.
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Zoophiles are so fucking cute. I'm declaring today as Smooch A Zoo Day.
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@HuskeeeDog
Got to have a room party and socialized with a few old zoo friends and made a couple new ones. It feels so refreshing to just... Be. I'm glad you had a good con huskeedog!
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If you've hugged people at a furry convention you've most likely hugged a zoo. 🐶
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The best thing about coming home from work is the pure unadulterated excitement my canine companion shares about me being back. 🐶🐶
I'm also so glad my partner still works from home so the dog doesn't get lonely!
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You experience true freedom when a dog buries their tongue into you and don't fear retribution from people who will never even meet you.
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This FWA was amazing. I got to meet new people, socialize with old friends, reconnect with some people I'd lost contact with... And met, took photos with, and hugged so many pictures with people in fursuit. I'm so happy with this convention. Did I mention I met some other zoos?
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Pup hood is on the way. Should be here tomorrow. May make another account for pupping out.
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I got to paint today, but I can't post it here. It was very fun though!
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Happy Howlidays, everyone. Hopefully it's full of warm cuddles, exciting sniffs, and maybe a present or two. 🐶🧡
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A long afternoon going on a walk, coming home, making out and licking under each other's tails is something you only get when you are a zoo. Dogs are so great. 🐶🧡
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So, once you tie the knot...?
Dog staying on your back
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Going ass to ass
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Lol, none of my friends remembered my birthday, one of my friends blew me off for the "usual" weekend chat we do, and I did absolutely nothing with my weekend at all. Woof.
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@HuskeeeDog
@LogicThylacine
Their writing style and opinions remind me a LOT of WlntergreenW0lf and it makes me wonder...
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I'm so lucky I got to grow up in an environment that let me explore my sexual identity with animals. That was probably the best thing about being in the country and on a farm.
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I just hadn't gotten around to putting the appropriate zeta/delta/theta in my handle for a while, but I figured it's an important part of my identity and I should have the identifiers so like-minded folk can tell at a glance. I'm not ashamed of who I am.
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Randos on the bird app will be like, "You don't even know me, but debate me."
Sorry, I'm only de'bating boys with four legs.
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@LogicThylacine
It's been so hard to convince myself of this. I try. Some days I'm barely treading water. Other days I believe it. We all do the best we can.
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