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Professional zoophile, really cool dog. Off-topic account for mostly non-zoo stuff @vexingcanine pfp by @agentlezoo
Joined November 2021
If you find dog dicks attractive you're a zoophile. Yeah it might be on a human body, but guess what?. It's a dog dick. Paws? Zoophile. Muzzles? Zoophile. If you're attracted to an animal part, that is by definition zoophilic. Here's your Z-card. Welcome in.
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You don't just unlock zoosexuality when you turn 18. Zoo minors exist and it is an absolute struggle for them to understand their identity. I used to be one. I wish the community was in a state where we could do more to help them. I wish they didn't have to go through what I did.
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Yes, I'm a white woman. Yes, I am in a relationship with my dog. Dogs love better than men. I'm not sorry for speaking the truth.
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There's something special about making out with your dog. Especially after minute 20 when your mouth starts feeling really raw. That doesn't matter, all that matters is kiss dog. Kiss dog.
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Me, a sicko zoophile freak, petting dogs completely platonically with no sexual thoughts in my mind: Yes. Ha ha ha. Yes!.
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Already an influx of people on their mains liking my posts. Don't worry, my lips are sealed 🤐.
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#zoophilia.Zoos are just like everyone else. They are people. There are good zoos who treat others right and place the well-being of their animal above all else. And there are bad zoos who objective them and see them as a means to an end. Being zoo is not good or bad, it just is.
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God didn't put me in the body of a dog, therefore it is my duty to put myself inside a dog.
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My mom found my Twitter account. She's a fan! Hi mom, told you I was being zooey online :D.
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Just spent 20 minutes making out with a dog holy smokes that was rad!!.
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Zoo activism is great because so much of it is literally just making friends and spreading the message that being zoo is okay, while also laughing at bigots all day nyehehehe.
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I am a zoophile. And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. I'm a zoophile. Straight. Up. And I've come to pet, kiss, hug, and make dogs feel as loved as possible.
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Reminder that zoophilia is more than a feeling! It's a love for animals that can be platonic, romantic, sexual, or any combination you can think of!. And as long as you treat animals as individuals, they're all incredibly valid ways of feeling 🤎💚💙.
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REVEALED: Humans will be having more sex with DOGS than robots in 2025.
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You don't need to have sex with animals to be zoo! Just loving them, romantically or platonically, is still super zooey as heck!.
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Can't even get a full night of sleep without my dog waking me up to get her off smh. Animals can't consent, though, right?.
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HAPPY ZOO PRIDE WEEK!!!. I don't know about you, but I'm gonna be celebrating all week long online and in-person! Remember to make your pride posts!. Art by the wonderful @ChampionWhoops! #ZooPride #ZooPrideWeek
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Hey, closet zoos. I know there is quite a good many of you who follow me, and I understand you're closeted for safety and privacy in your own life. But I think you should still give being in the community a try, even just saying your hellos and making it known you exist.
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Imagine being sober and actually kissing a real dog.
Imagine getting drunk and admitting you would kiss an Arcanine on the mouth like a silly billy.
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So as it turns out twitter is somehow still the most zoo friendly popular social media app, plus the best for public facing zoo advocacy. Raise your hand if you’re still here!.
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My mind - Full of dog.My heart - Full of dog. My pussy - Yep, full of dog.
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People who are against zoophilia seem to not understand why I'm such a proud zoo. I only get one chance at life, why would I waste it hating myself for loving animals? I'm proud and I love myself for caring more about animals than most humans even think is possible.
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Zoos have existed all throughout history and will continue to do so :D.
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Care about animals? Don’t call them “it”, use they, he, or she instead!.It’s important to use pronouns that convey a sense of personhood, even if it’s tough at first!.
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"German Shepherds are the best!"."No, huskies are!".Behold, the shepsky.
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Just in case you need to be reminded. Zoophiles have always existed and always will, and you should love yourself for being one :).
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Bestiality this, zoophilia that, I just wanna kiss dogs for Pete's sake!.
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Interesting to see that in the culture battle over feral porn, e621, a site with 512k pictures tagged "feral", has decided to start banning people just for enjoying that kind of content. I wonder if this is an official stance from @e621dotnet, or if it is just an overzealous mod.
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"Love is love" I say, being pinned down and kissed until my mouth is raw by my German Shepherd.
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I'm really enjoying my zoophilia, I think sex with animals is a massive cool and the critics didn't even get to the endgame.
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Just because I like having canines fuck my throat doesn't make me gay or a furry, okay?.
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Remember when you get mad at me this is who you're being mean to
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Normalize kissing your dog and cuddling your dog and loving your dog and marrying your dog and-.
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I LOVE BEING A ZOOPHILE AND MAKING OUT WITH DOGS ❗❗‼️‼️❗.
I LOVE BEING A FURRY AND A ZOO.
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Sorry about the wait, was getting some portraits done. Damn I'm handsome.
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Zoos are so lovely. Each and every one of you deserves the best, this community really means the most 🩵🤎💚.
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Wait, you have sex with humans? Gross! That's not ethical at all!. Just have sex with animals like a normal person 😒.
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I am spending time talking to all the little zoophiles in my phone :). I love them :))).
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So many zoos don't realize they're wonderful people and I love them ❤❤❤❤❤.
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Every moment you spend crying about zoos on social media is another moment we spend cuddling our dogs being happy and proud of being a zoophile <3.
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Antis: miserable and hateful.Vex: happy and loving. The difference: dog cock in my mouth 😎.
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A friend's dog decided to hump me out of nowhere. He's apparently never done that before, so I guess my zoo vibes must be incredibly strong!.
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Liking humans is pretty zoophilic i mean you are literally attracted to an animal 🤔.
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normalize seeing a dog and going awoooooga!!! with your eyes popping out of your skull and your tongue rolling out on the ground like a red carpet and your heart cartoonishly beating out of your chest.
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ZOOPHILES. WHY DO WE LOVE ANIMALS. AND WHEN DO WE WANNA SMOOCH EM.
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Zoophiles are on the right side of history and it isn't hard to figure out tbh.
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Happy Pride Month to everyone! Remember to be yourself! Bigots won't stop hating you even if you try to be an idealized version of yourself, so be yourself no matter how many bigots it makes uncomfortable 🩵🤎💚.
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Popping in to say HELLO ZOOPHILES YOU ARE SO RADICAL AND COOL AND VALID NYEHE.
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Zoo pride is so, so important. Zoos deserve to feel happy and loved!.
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