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@coolawsum
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5 years
top? bottom? switch? why cant we all just be humans ❤️
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@coolawsum
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1 year
@angryblaqwoman not even a good morning just this like...
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1 year
me and oomf with lexi from the ultimatum at the lesbian bar
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1 year
hello twitter
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@coolawsum
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8 months
completely unprompted
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@coolawsum
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11 months
there will never be another album like ARTPOP
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@coolawsum
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1 year
just a girl with a dopamine deficiency and a dream...
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@coolawsum
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1 year
this is so fucking embarrassing
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@coolawsum
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11 months
i keep getting misgendered but like im getting they/themed.... oomfs are calling it "the theythemification of aileen"
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@coolawsum
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1 year
getting oomfed up this summer (making friends)
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@coolawsum
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1 year
GOT JOB OFFER
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@coolawsum
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10 months
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@coolawsum
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8 months
my dad got me a "surprise birthday present"
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@coolawsum
aileen
11 months
this man makes some of the best content offered on youtube like he does not give a fuck and i think that is so refreshing
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11 months
first date:
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@coolawsum
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1 year
this is crazy
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@coolawsum
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1 year
this is crazy
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@coolawsum
aileen
10 months
someone came up to me while i was smoking a cigarette and dressed like this and was like "were you the host of mnl"
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@coolawsum
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9 months
me pulling up to tech job interviews trying to hide my brow piercing
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@coolawsum
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10 months
dont silence me
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@coolawsum
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1 year
permanent badge of insufferability 😍
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@coolawsum
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1 year
the podcast in discussion is gonna be called wasianpilled and we're gonna have a wasian of the week (wotw) segment on every show and it will be for other twenty-somethings with brains rotted by excessive internet use in their formative years i hope youre all excited
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@coolawsum
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7 months
im pretty sure this is where that jumping and robbery happened and i checked the timestamp of the photo and i was literally there five minutes after it happened 😭 dude probably got slammed into the vending machine and i was just like "yayyyy free twix"
@coolawsum
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7 months
god has smiled upon us.... this is what happens when you jop btw /pos
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@coolawsum
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8 months
ppl always asking for a hair 360 what about a heart 360. a soul 360.
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@coolawsum
aileen
1 year
HELPPP WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME AND OOMF ON TUMBLR GET OUTTTTT 😭😭😭😭
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@coolawsum
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1 year
BUTCHESSSSSS!!! butch!!!!!!!!
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@coolawsum
aileen
1 year
did you know that if you do stand up making fun of your old boss in front of hundreds of people your old boss might find the video and call you to tell you that you cant come back
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@coolawsum
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9 months
i think its so beautiful that my mom doesnt really question how i present myself largely because she is an avid professional womens soccer fan
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@coolawsum
aileen
11 months
my deep desire for complex and meaningful platonic connections is always consuming me
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@coolawsum
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1 year
this is what the past month has felt like
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1 year
@nohohankpilled ????? 😭 imma still listen to her music though sorry
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@coolawsum
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10 months
the four countries
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@coolawsum
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1 year
deleted my save file and restarted the game on t*nder and of course the first message i get is "come on aileen"
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@coolawsum
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7 years
@pledis17_STAFF i hope yall are gonna enjoy my four minute long video with just me coughing in it
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@coolawsum
aileen
1 year
i never want grubhub to do a grubhub wrapped again this shit was so offensive and upsetting i dont need to be faced by my demons like this again
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@coolawsum
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1 year
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@coolawsum
aileen
8 months
is anyone else terrified of lasik... my 86 year old grandmother got that shit but im acting like an amish person about it like that shit scares me
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@coolawsum
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1 year
im down NUCLEAR 😭
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@coolawsum
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7 years
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7 years
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@coolawsum
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10 months
the girl that we all swore was gay in high school but was trapped in the popular straight white girl friend group popped up on my tinder im absolutely GAGGED she's free...
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@coolawsum
aileen
11 months
THE GAYLORS HAVE FINALLY BEEN DEFEATED 🎉
@PopBase
Pop Base
11 months
“If I only hung out with my female friends, people couldn't sensationalize or sexualize that right? I would learn later on that people could and people would.” — Taylor Swift in her ‘1989 (Taylor’s Version)’ prologue.
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@coolawsum
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11 months
she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in lesbian period dramas
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@coolawsum
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11 months
yall need to get like me
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@coolawsum
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1 year
mine wouldve looked better i wouldve taken this chance to absolutely SERVE
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1 year
🚨 Donald Trump’s mugshot has been released.
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@coolawsum
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10 months
officially retiring from bi femmes
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@coolawsum
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9 months
should i be correcting the grooming place when they misgender my cat
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@coolawsum
aileen
1 year
FYI: the karaoke guy at looneys has night shift by lucy dacus
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1 year
someone validate me NOW
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@coolawsum
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11 months
in new york and some guy started yelling gay at me from down the street and then as i got closer he realized i wasnt a twink and started saying lesbian instead hes so inclusiveeee
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@coolawsum
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10 months
everyone and their nonbinary roommates seems to be going to see tiff from the ultimatum today its gonna be a fucking bloodbath trying to get that damn wristband
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10 months
idc anymore
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@coolawsum
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11 months
☹️
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@coolawsum
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10 months
PUT ME IN COACH
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10 months
Roughly 100 competitive daydreamers gathered in Tokyo yesterday for their first annual “Space-out Competition” Heart rates were checked and anyone who laughs, talks or dozes off was eliminated during the 90 min competition.
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@coolawsum
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7 months
god has smiled upon us.... this is what happens when you jop btw /pos
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@coolawsum
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1 year
im never getting theater kid wasted again 😭
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@coolawsum
aileen
11 months
someone hit my car in the parking lot and im trying to make myself feel better about it by telling myself it gives my car more character for it to have a dent or a scratch and it makes her a warrior and a strong girl
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@coolawsum
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11 months
so excited for tomorrow
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@coolawsum
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10 months
got greens instead of rice at panda express
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@coolawsum
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1 year
i hate the way men talk to me talking about "oooooooo i need a tomboy" dawg you just sound gay
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@coolawsum
aileen
9 months
instagram isnt letting me post this on my story and keeps giving me an error @markzuckerberg i hate you
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@coolawsum
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1 year
kelly said that if we had a joint fridge it would look like this
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1 year
who would i be without those 8 dollar target tank tops
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@coolawsum
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10 months
see this is what i mean...
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@coolawsum
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10 months
adhd diagnosis appointment on friday so basically my whole life should be fixed and back on track in a fortnight
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10 months
targeted ad
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9 months
her breath STANK
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@coolawsum
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1 year
nine year old told ME "why do they teach lgbtq in middle school i dont wanna hear about these people"
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@coolawsum
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6 years
me when i stub my toe on a table leg
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@coolawsum
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11 months
when its rly bad just remember at least its not 2021
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9 months
why doesnt he care
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@coolawsum
aileen
8 months
what if i started taking photos of frozen trader joes food plated all fancy and put them on my on my instagram story and pretended to have cooked it from scratch so that people think i have my shit together
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9 months
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@coolawsum
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7 months
scrubbing down my bathroom today because im scared people are gonna see a little splotch of mildew on the corner of my floor and then rumors are gonna spread that im musty and gross
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@coolawsum
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1 year
i like my painting professor and all because hes really nice in the way that old people are nice but every time i turn around hes inexplicably staring at me like this and it freaks me out so bad
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@coolawsum
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10 months
i think i need to stop following the advice of people with untreated personality disorders...
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10 months
i will love you till the end of timeeeeee i would wait a million years
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10 months
im definitely a virgin at heart
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1 year
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1 year
when you get so lit you start texting your dad
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@coolawsum
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7 months
im pregaming a date tomorrow by getting my first pap smear
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@coolawsum
aileen
1 year
not even being ironic or anything im SO hype for the addison rae album
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@coolawsum
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8 months
winter session screenprinting class results
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@coolawsum
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10 months
me
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@coolawsum
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1 year
this guy sitting next to me in my cs class is taking notes on his 3DS... guys i think hes onto something
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1 year
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@coolawsum
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11 months
on 4/20 i went to someones apartment and smoked and then immediately ate multiple servings worth of guacamole and demanded they put on the film hereditary and then fell asleep on the couch with my mouth open all in front of multiple beautiful women. i dont smoke that much anymore
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@coolawsum
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10 months
university of maryland college park wasian american student association
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1 year
trying to become beerpilled because its butch but its so hard... i like fruity drinks with cute fun colors....
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1 year
at oomfies house and she just made her mom buy netflix JUST so we could watch the ultimatum
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@coolawsum
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8 months
i pitched this to oomf as a joke and i came home and it was made a reality
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@coolawsum
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10 months
so beautiful when two annoying people find each other
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@coolawsum
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1 year
😂
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@coolawsum
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1 year
and then i raved!
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@coolawsum
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11 months
love my baby so much
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@coolawsum
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1 year
stepping out of my apartment thinking i look cool but in reality i look like my name is arson ☹️
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@coolawsum
aileen
11 months
i need to get back to the idgafness i was experiencing last year like why was i going to class in a spike collar
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@coolawsum
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10 months
who else is living in terror
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@coolawsum
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1 year
wtf 😭😭
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@coolawsum
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9 months
girl what is pov: indie
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