My man Bertie.

@thesundaysport Didn’t even get the harbour properly boiling first. Muppets.

@mahaprakriti @BGatesIsaPyscho You know those are all people who work for him, don’t you?

@jamesrbuk He won fair. But I do think the multiple bomb threats to polling stations in Dem-leaning areas needs to be talked about more. (Mind you, the way it turned out, those areas probably all swung to Trump anyway).

@spinal_bap @WorldFamousHot1 Bloody hell, he’s written a song called False Flags. Christ on a bike.

@dcsandbrook RIHC today is largely about mediaeval mysticism and the divining power of turtles. Come back.

@WestminsterWAG If I click I’ll find you’ve presented some clear evidence that she ‘assumed’ this? I assume?

Actually, I usually agree with the person ‘hitting back’… but it’s the idea that it’s the ‘final say’ or ‘the only five words that have to be said’ or has ‘shut down the debate’ that annoys me. Clearly, as today proves, very few debates have been ‘shut down’.

@iainlee And if you type a lot, learn keyboard shortcuts that mean you don’t have to use the mouse/scroll so much.

@joeryan01 @monstroso @ricardoautobahn And then, weirdly, stopped selling records as soon as young people started buying them again.

@thomasforth But at least they could make the trains run on time. Ker-ching.

@ElbridgeColby Mate, you’re banging on about ‘the establishment’ and your name is Elbridge?!

RT @Shayan86: Polls are beginning to close in the US and results are slowly starting to come in. I'll be doing live fact-checking of viral…

@AffrenchFfrench @jimmy_viz @PsychedelicTony @Philak282 @heavenandthesea @GeoffNoizy @gavb1967 @EdHodgson @dickidot09 @JayneMoobs @djexplain @showbizwhines1 @DazzyJef @dreamfuel @Palmer1966Tre @jnanagarbha @DonkinGerardo @johngstyles @Daveyman19 @Charles30181053 @burt_cdburt @AGARR45 @WallyTBM @cardinalcanary @MrRodneyStreet @SlippyDj @unclewald @treeshrewmusic BARRYTOWN!

@PsychedelicTony @AffrenchFfrench @heavenandthesea @GeoffNoizy @gavb1967 @EdHodgson @dickidot09 @JayneMoobs @djexplain @showbizwhines1 @DazzyJef @Philak282 @dreamfuel @Palmer1966Tre @jimmy_viz @jnanagarbha @DonkinGerardo @johngstyles @Daveyman19 @Charles30181053 @burt_cdburt @AGARR45 @WallyTBM @cardinalcanary @MrRodneyStreet @SlippyDj @unclewald @treeshrewmusic Simple Minds should do a powerful ballad about how evil he is. That would show him.