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A watcher of Australian conspiracy theorists, QAnon adherents, right wing extremists and the anti-everything crowd a.k.a "cookers".
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These blokes are trying to tell you they know what's best for your health.
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All the cookers saying they are moving out of Victoria is not the bad news they think it is.
Byeeeeeee!!😂
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RIP "Convoy to Canberra". The last die hard stragglers are packing up and leaving. Even Rob the Armenian YouTuber who for months streamed up to 16 hours per day has stopped because there is nothing to stream. There is nothing happening. It appears to be over.
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It's bad right now, especially if you pay close attention to the christo-fascist hard right, but good stuff can still happen.
Best week of my life:
Yesterday I finished my cancer treatment and got the all clear.
Also Collingwood won a Flag!
Also it's my b'day today! 🥳
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Luke Simpson was "travelling" with Helen today in Coffs Harbour when they were pulled over by the cops and performed their SovCit shtick. She was arrested after a satisfying window smash.
Part 1.
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Melbourne Freedom Rally's NYE party has been in full swing for 5 hours now. Party on bros.
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"Two of Australia’s best-known “cookers” are being mocked online after spectacularly losing their bid for the NSW upper house."
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I've followed Aussie cookers for months. At times I've felt amusement, disdain and anger at their stupidity. With their stance on Ukraine that has changed. Now I hate them. Sorry not sorry.
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Oh dear. Guru called into John Laws' radio show and got destroyed.
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Guru just went on a live and blamed me and others for his woes. You are an idiot Guru. All I or anyone else ever do is record you and play you back. You just don't like what you see in the mirror.
This rant had to be heavily edited as 50% of it was homophobic trash.
FTR I am
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Phenomenal work by
@sunnysandeel
and
@SOS149
helping the ABC with the 7.30 report tonight.
It shows just how unhinged, radical and antisemitic these people are.
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BREAKING: David "Guru" Graham has received an extra vote. He now has 4.
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The USA is sick.
What could be more American than kids playing baseball? Oh yeah, that...
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I've so enjoyed the photos and memes coming out over the last few days about how weird Trump & MAGA are that I grabbed a bunch of them and created a video.
#TrumpIsWeird
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Guru's official website has been launched. No matter how hard a troll might have tried, nobody could have intentionally produced something this bad.
It's glorious.
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The rock concert has started. The singer (Mark Mack) is right about not needing crowd control.
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Due to a personal situation, I'm retiring from Twitch for the foreseeable future, so if you have me on recuring subscription please cancel it. I'll still be on Twitter and I'll still be doing what I can to bring public awareness to the madness of the cookers.
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I'm not sure where or when this SovCit fuckery is from, other than it is Victoria.
It was posted on some American Facebook page saying "Unfortunately we have to educate these poor souls as to our rights and freedoms!".
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Guru got arrested and now ther riot squad are going through the boat. Caz Harris with the good news...
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REBRAND!!
The crazy isn't just on Telegram anymore, it's everywhere. I used to be
@SeenOnTelegram
so if you are wondering why you are seeing tweets from someone you don't follow, this is why. It's still me.
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Footage of the arrest of Glen, the guy who assaulted Mandy yesterday.
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In the most cooker friendly pub in Australia, with the most cooked candidates in Australia, they have managed an audience of approximately 27 old white people, 7 unwilling kids and a smattering of onlookers.
#winnin
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So, Trump's been arrested, however.....
Internet - still on
Shopping - mostly full shelves (except for butternut pumpkin 😡)
Banks - still open
Power - still on
Military - not in the streets
Where's the bloody "storm"???
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I was at the chemist just now, waiting in line, and some cooker starts going off his head at the pharmacist about food shortages and how the New World Order taking over. The pharmacist was just smiling and nodding. These people have no idea how insane they look to others.
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I had a lot of cancer treatments last year.
GP - immigrant (Croatia)
Breast surgeon - immigrant (Iran)
Oncologist - immigrant (Hong Kong)
Oncology nurses - 9/10 immigrants (India, China, Spain)
Radiology staff - mixed bag
These immigrants saved my life.
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There has been nothing new on the Aussie Cossack Telegram channel since 10.28am yesterday, 17th December. For someone who can never shut up, this is quite telling. I think for the first time he really might be in big trouble. Here's hoping.
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Apparently if you are vaccinated the cops can hook into the graphine oxide in your blood, turn the 5G power up and zap you. Meanwhile the unvaccinated are going to be beheaded. Struth.
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Some recent stills from the millions that have descended on Canberra for the second year running.
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For most of my life I voted LNP. Why? Because my parents did. I was lazy, stupid and uniformed.
Don't be like me and vote against your best interests for 30 years.
Elections have consequences.
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Maybe be I’m in the minority but I just don’t give a shit about the Commonwealth Games.
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At least a million people gathered at Huntington Beach in California to protest Trump's indictment.
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David Attenborough has returned for his take on the Bosi/Guru pancake drama.
This is an emergency broadcast.
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OH BOY! It's happening! It's happening guys!!!!!
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More stunning stupidity from Bergwerf and friends today.
"The US took control of Australia in 1910 for war debts"
"We aren't on land, we are on sea"
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The cope over Don Jr's visa situation is pretty funny. I found this take especially amusing.
Don has Q clearance. 😜
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This blatant antisemitism is not new. It's been building for years now, so much so that it hardly rates a mention. We have become numb to it.
We can't allow this.
Extreme right wing figure at pro-Putin Night Wolves march in Sydney says Jews are poisoning the planet and he supports Russia because they are killing Jews: “The Russians are fighting the Khazarian mafia in their homeland. They're cutting the head off the snake.”
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A sovcit from Ballarat gets ejected from the courthouse. I don't know the circumstances leading up to this.
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CANCELLED!
Venue confirmed for tonights Bosi & friends shindig. And going by the poster the Guru will be in attendance.
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Mel Graham (Guru's wife) is very disappointed that out of 4K people on their Telegram page, only 46 have put their hand up to help. Imagine their disappointment when they get 46 votes!
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Why would Dan Andrews arrange another earthquake so soon after the last one?
It's a distraction guise.
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Got into a My Place Zoom and asked Bergwerf what he thought about 7.30. He shrugged off the whole holocaust denial thing then doubled down with some Hitler PR. I'm not posting the video except for this last bit coz I think it's funny.
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I guess planning to bomb parliament house has its repercussions.
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Catherine Cumming got her red mist, just not in the way she hoped. 😂😂😂😂
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This is getting out of hand. The flood of misinformation spread by these anti-vaxxers caused this. This is tragic.
DEATH CULT: An anti-vaxxer has self-immolated in Melbourne, following suggestions by far-right group Reignite Democracy Australia that such actions are 'heroic'. There are growing concerns the anti-vaxxer movement is becoming more violent. Lifeline: 13 11 44
#auspol
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To anyone else experiencing burn out trying to keep up with everything happening in Gaza, The Voice, growing extremism in Australia, I feel you.
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Maniacs in Canberra just attacked a bus driver. This footage doesn't show it clearly but they were actually punching him through the window.
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Some cheeky Twitchers got into the Oneegs Zoom with Maria Zeee.
@28Cooker
It was a simple message.
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RWNJs are losing their shit and it's fucking hilarious. The latest I heard is that because Tate had a Twitter fight with Greta, the deep state arrested him.
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@therealrukshan
There really isn't anything left to report on, is there. Your grift is dry. Go back to weddings Rukshan. At least you were good at it.
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Guru is NOT happy about being on the front page of the Illawarra Mercury.
They've written notices of demand to the paper and to surf lifesavers demanding retractions.
Somehow it's all because of trolls and nothing to do with him threatening staff, making a scene and inciting
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I love how even though Thomas Sewell was easily recognisable as leading the group in Ballarat, we are getting "it was the feds", "Antifa", "false flag".
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Guru said that the NSW police treated him with respect when he was arrested. This is not how he has treated them in the past.
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Great drone shot from one of the protest locations today.
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Pro tip: If you need a heart transplant don't read Telegram and become a conspiracy theorist, and don't employ a cooked "lawyer" to plead your case.
That was brutal but Vicki just ruined her own case by admitting she wants special treatment because of her cooked beliefs.
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Left Twitter is off its head tonight and it's soooo good. I've been sick with nerves for 2 weeks. Such a relief. So drunk.
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@PRGuy17
I dunno whether to be happy for you or sad for us. It's probably both. You have been amazing. I really hope you reconsider but if not you will leave a big hole in Twitter and in our hearts. People love you dude.
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I had another chat with
@BenFordham
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@2GB873
this morning about the cookers returning to Canberra. We also talked about the upcoming election and the QAnon lunatics running.
Sorry Guru & Caz. You said last night I've been quiet. Not so much.
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Guru got another mention on 2GB today. Ray Hadley doesn't like him very much.
He really should have just left 2GB alone.
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Guru might be the stupidest person alive. He publicly states that the police didn't get all his phones during a search warrant, accuses the police of interfering in an election campaign, then lies about having a criminal record. He's told his "jail story" many times.
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Nothing says "Australia" more than a bunch of African lions running around in - is that snow??
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For a guy who apparently knows all about health (including not eating vegetables), Pete Evans looks like shit. Take away the hair dye and TV makeup and you are left with a haggard looking science denier.
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HAHAHA this video was posted to Telegram so I grabbed it but it just got deleted. He really doesn't want this out there. Sucked in Cossack! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is the usual end game for SovCits. Suspended license, unpaid fines, cancelled rego, garnished bank accounts, repossessions and finally bankruptcy.
#WINNING
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Wow! Nice work legend!
I guess this means no hangings in Wentworthville this week.
In response to this:
@cookerwatch
CANCELLED
In relation to your email from earlier this week.
Thank you for raising your concerns regarding a private Meeting that was booked to be held here at our Club.
We wish to advise that this meeting has now been cancelled.
Thank you
w: 📷📷📷📷📷
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Something terrible is about to happen. I will blow the lid on it. I could be targeted or killed so if I disappear know it was the deep state! I will announce it tomorrow.
In the meantime like, donate, follow, donate, subscribe, donate, retweet, donate.
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Dear
@AusFedPolice
and
@ASIOGovAu
please help me understand. For months now we have had real threats of violence including hangings, bombings of parliament and now mass shootings. Are you going to wait for this to happen or are you going to arrest these people?
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Guru getting all riled up about Craig Kelly not getting any above the line votes is pretty funny considering there wasn't a box to number.
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Who would have thought that Posie Parker was a full blown cooker including being a pedo fantasist and human meat burger believer.
Qool.
Kellie-Jay Keen:
"What we know is that in the UK women are being cut up and put in meat for human consumption AND the people in power enjoy raping children"
This clip from last year that has just resurfaced is absolutely bonkers!
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Luke Simpson and Helen Delaney did an Instagram live the day following the window smash arrest. If you want to understand the thinking of Sovereign Citizens it's a good watch.
Full video is at: .
Here is a snippet:
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The terrible realisation that Craig Kelly is the sane one.
Current Dunkley by-election candidate thinks ‘Gitmo is on the horizon…and Crackers gets them on a technicality
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For a long time a bunch of people have worked very hard to expose the craziness and danger that the conspiracy/SovCit crowd poses. I was lucky to get asked to come on radio so it's me that is getting some attention, but it's not just me who does this.
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Dave the roving SovCit interviewer got a spot on 2GB this morning. Ben Fordham & Ray Hadley were having a laugh at his antics.
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Stephen doesn't realise what Stephen just said. The "crap" I post is videos or screenshots from the "Freedom movement" plus the odd meme. I post freedum crap and mostly let the crap speak for itself.
@cookerwatch
Your actually anonymous because you can't publicly defend the crap you post . Easy for bots for the govt - interferes in the Labor party - Soros - GetUp - to use the excuse of anonymous .
Call it for what it is - You're A Coward
#CookerWatch
BTW - you're easy to find
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Dan Andrews caused the floods. That's right. He arranged the cloud seeding and everything. No way it could be climate change.
But on the bright side he's at least going to win the election.
Danny Searle has never been wrong. Just ask him.
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Thanks for the plug cooker!
These dumbasses still don't realise that all we do is rebroadcast their own stupidity and have a laugh at their expense. The last time I checked it was not hate speech to laugh at dumb speech.
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It might be bit of a shock to some, but it appears no one is coming to Canberra. Of the "2 million" that turned up last year, only a handful apparently knew about the reunion. Considering everyone in our space knew about it a month ago, I'd say it's more like "nobody cares!".
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For a bloke who supposedly had 160k Youtube followers, Boikov can't get more than a few hundred people to a live on Rumble.
Russia won't care about a bloke with that limited a reach.
You're done Cossack. You're going to jail.
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