Having to write about January meant looking through our NYC pictures again...lovely, that. Managed to do SOME writing too. On January and the annoying failure of the criminal class to keep my husband entertained. Hope you enjoy the read.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch I understand, now. Didn’t at first. Other John Watsons might fuck things up a bit, too. You see, we’re not geniuses. We don’t get YOUR fascination — or rather we’re terrified it’ll vanish as quickly as it came. But don’t worry. Every John will wait for his Sherlock in the end.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch You mind?

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Oh, I see. Well, I’m quite good at this sort of thing. And I think you’re gorgeous. Perfect, I’ll enjoy making you blush throughout it.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Ha. Alright. Hard to get, I can do that. Fun. Got all the time in the world, especially when I know how sweet the conquest will be. Yes. Someone broke into my flat. Didn't steal anything. You should come investigate.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Wouldn't take it further. Not unless you wanted me to.

@danielal5697 @ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch You can, but the Captain's taken either way.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch I'd kiss you, first. Kiss you for minutes and minutes, until I feel you give in to my touch.

@ContactSH @danielal5697 @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch All yours.

@ContactSH @danielal5697 @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch But you know that right after the game you'll be the only one who gets to have me.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Hmm. No. I like it when you're being a clever bastard. I'd probably let you do your bit and then surprise you.

@danielal5697 @ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch I know. It's rather fun.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch

@ContactSH @danielal5697 @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Always trying to impress you.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Alright. Hello, Mr. Holmes. I- Oh, you immediately interrupt me, before I've even told you my story. How rude.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Ha. Good. I want to hear more of your fantasies and make them come true.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Yes. Finally able to really see all of you.

@danielal5697 @ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Oh, a good idea, yes. After noticing how he's watching me.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Sad face.

@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Mm, me neither. Shouldn't make it a habit, though. Next time we'd have to skip school and come to mine while mum's at work.

@jorjajaybird @ContactSH Now that's a cute Hamish.