Sherlock Holmes
@ContactSH
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You know who I am. Sherlock Holmes. Father to Rosie, husband to John, and consulting detective to the world. Tweeting helps me think.
221b, London
Joined August 2012
@contactJHW @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Not hard to get, just terrible at this sort of thing. Hadn’t met you until now. I’ll take the case.
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@contactJHW @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Well, my head would be spinning. I’d be flustered. Off centre. Unsure how to proceed. Out of sheer self-preservation I’d attempt to direct us back to the case. Your, uh, um. I—Your case. Doctor Watson?
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@contactJHW @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Ha. Yes, I verbally strip you and you’re impossibly aroused. I suppose in your fantasy I’m on the edge of my seat at your story, don’t say a word until you’re done, then immediately get on my knees.
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@contactJHW @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch You’re a client. You come to Baker Street needing my help.
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@contactJHW @jorjajaybird @nicotine__patch Would’ve always been useful. You illuminate things. Answers, clues, life itself.
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