@joncoopertweets
Well, if these two humans (barely) are on one side, I don't even need to know anything regarding the topic. I'm immediately on the other side.
@acnewsitics
...Or Alex Cole is a member of Mensa. I don't care if she's Mother Goose. She's a minority that's tired of being told "Stay on the plantation" by race baiters like you. That went away in 1865.
Things more reliable than KJP:
1) Sheila Jackson Lee as a science teacher
2) Casey Anthony as a nanny
3) Hunter Biden as a drug counselor
4) Joe Biden running an obstacle course
5) Whoopie Goldberg's hair stylist
6) A Flat Earther running a space shuttle launch.
@catturd2
Is it possible to find a more out of touch group of people that attempt to tell the everyday Joe how to vote? That's like asking my 82 year old mother how to set up a streaming service.
Things I'd rather do than listen to Letitia James speak:
1) Watch The View where Joy and Whoopie are bikini clad
2) Undergo a prostate exam from Captain Hook
3) Listen to Hillary explain why she won
4) Listen to Stacy Abrams explain why she won
5) Listen to Nancy Pelosi.. period
@acnewsitics
...but I can imagine him running the best economy in 40 years without any wars. I can imagine ALL Americans faring much better than this dumpster fire. I can imagine it because IT HAPPENED ALREADY. We need results, not touches and feels.
Things I trust more than Joe Biden:
1) Hunter as my high schooler's DC Trip Chaperone
2) Letitia James teaching an ethics seminar
3) Ted Kennedy as my chauffeur
4) LeBron James as an English Teacher
5) Ted Bundy at a sorority house sleepover.
@VP
@KamalaHarris
YOU lefties call him "Hitler" and a "Threat to Democracy." Jill Biden called him "evil. " Blood is on YOUR hands. Congratulations! You made a hero out of Trump. You most likely just elected him. Chew on that!
@CalltoActivism
YOU lefties call him "Hitler" and a "Threat to Democracy." Jill Biden called him "evil. " Blood is on YOUR hands. Congratulations! You made a hero out of Trump. You most likely just elected him. Chew on that!
Things more more trustworthy than Adam Schiff
1) Joe Biden babysitting your freshly shampooed 12 year old daughter
2) A democrat holding your wallet
3) Sheila Jackson Lee teaching an astronomy class
4) AOC teaching ANY class
5) Stacey Abrams empolyed at a Krispy Kreme store
Emory University economics professor Caroline Fohlin refused to comply with Georgia police yesterday when they arrested her.
Fohlin tried to get out of it by saying, “I’m a professor.”
No one is above the law.
More Breaking News! One of descendants of the tribe that found Uncle Bosey had been located and interviewed. He relates the tale that was told to him by his great grandfather
Leave it to Mitt Romney, of all people, to put this in perspective as it pertains to Alvin "POS" Bragg:
"Democrats think they can put out the Trump fire with oxygen. It's political malpractice."
Romney nailed that one.
#copycatkamala
is now STEALING Trumps promise that the IRS will not collect taxes on tips in the future.
Just last year, the IRS under Biden-Harris planned to crack down on tips
Harris has:
No Shame
No Ideas
No Honor
No Self-awareness
No Clue
She does have sticky fingers
Typical Joe Biden Morning
1) Shaken awake by Dr Jill
2) Reminded who he is
3) Receives stimulant shot
4) Changes diaper
5) Takes alzheimer meds
6) Eats oatmeal
7) Shouts at aids
8) Braggs about his intelligence, athletic prowess, and toughness to the Secret Service
9) Nap time!
@bluhue123
That's like being stuck on an island for 4 years, and when a ship offers to bring you home, you say, "No, thanks. I'll stay FOUR MORE YEARS."
You can't make this up. Waiting list for free vasectomies at the DNC. Actually, it's a pretty good idea. Fewer lib babies mean fewer lib voters later.
Planned Parenthood offering free abortions, vasectomies at DNC
I see these pretty boy posts on X with young males giving their names and stating "I'm Chase Brainless and I'm voting for Joe Biden. How about you?"
I'd rather go on TV during Prime time and admit I'd contracted syphilis than admit I was stupid enough to vote for Senile Joe.
Looks like this CEO deserves to have his company "Bud Lighted ".
@AndrewDudum
is the CEO of Hims & Hers. What is happening is NOT protesting. They are criminals. The thugs ARE making a difference.. just not what he thinks. They are NOT winning in the court of opinion.
Moral courage > College degree
If you’re currently protesting against the genocide of the Palestinian people & for your university’s divestment from Israel, keep going. It’s working.
There are plenty of companies & CEOs eager to hire you, regardless of university discipline.
@RepAdamSchiff
YOU lefties call him "Hitler" and a "Threat to Democracy." Jill Biden called him "evil. " Blood is on YOUR hands. Congratulations! You made a hero out of Trump. You most likely just elected him. Chew on that!