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We really grew up makin fun of everyone on jersey shore to turn out just like them
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I vote Mötley Crüe for 2022 halftime show
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No STD, no baby, you have no proof I slept with anyone, therefor I’m a virgin
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If you can’t go from Ke$ha to Koe to Motley Crüe, to Migos, to George Strait, to 2009 Miley Cyrus, to Tyga to Daddy Yankee, to Tyler Childers, to Def leopard, to the Beatles without skipping a beat, don’t hmu cause that’s exactly what my music does
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The sexual tension between me and ghosting everyone and disappearing for 3 months
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Her dad: “Are you treating my princess okay?”
Sir your princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate, things are fantastic
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Car going 45 in a 70:
Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Tractor going 15 in a 55:
Me going 15 behind them jamming with the windows down: this is nice
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Her: I don’t suck dick
Me: Would you do it for a Scooby snack
Her: Rokay
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“Tell me your boss is a prick, without saying your boss is a prick”
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8 days later, I’m still laughing at my own joke
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“You’re friend is kinda a slut”
Okay and?? That’s my hoe-mie
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Didn’t get a text but I damn sure got the message
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You’ve seen elf on a shelf, but have you ever seen...
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I drink Tequila straight willingly, stop asking if I’m okay
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When I die, don’t come sit at my grave telling me how much you love and miss me. Those are the things I wanted to hear while I was alive
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Be her best friend, tell the truth, and over use I love you
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I wont block someone after ending things. I want you to see how I’m doing without you
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IF I’M STILL SINGLE BY FEBRUARY 14TH I’M SCREENSHOTTING MY DMS AND WE ALL GONNA BE SINGLE
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Remember girls, to have a hot girl summer, you have to be hot
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DO NOT FUCKING TALK TO ME IF YOU PLAN ON LEAVING BECAUSE I WILL GET ATTACHED AND IM DONE GETTING HURT
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There IS a difference between dating and being in a relationship. Change my mind.
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I never ask, I respect the fact that I’m in a rental
"Whose 🐱 is this?"
Her: *moans to avoid the question*🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Fuck yes baby leave me on delivered all day 🥵
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If she doesn’t gasp when you put it in, just pull it out and go home, you aren’t qualified for that position
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Girls will talk to 5 dudes at once, be playing 4 of em, yet as soon as one of them plays her, men ain’t shit.... I don’t get it
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“Are you decent?”
Not morally but I have pants on if thats what you’re asking
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I love having an iphone and still typing out :) :( ;) :’) :’( :D :P </3 <3
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I feel so low rn and the only person I want to talk to about it doesn’t give a shit about me anymore and if we’re being honest, probably never did
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Yeah breakups suck but have you ever been the reason people become friends, then they both stop talking to you? That shit hurts
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I wanted it to be you so badly until i finally realized you’d never want it to be me
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You’re in her DMs, I’m still finding her hair on everything I own
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Ive blocked every woman Who’s ass I wouldn’t eat a nerds rope out of, so if you’re seeing this, wassup mamas 😌
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Put this on a hoodie, I’ll take 2
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How you gonna be ugly, toxic, AND a pos, homie pick a struggle
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Told myself ima be stupid rich, so far I’m stupid so I’m halfway there 😤😤
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I’m broken, but I’m not going to use that to break someone else, and I’m proud of that
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Nah she’s annoying im choking the front
Fellas, choke the SIDES of her neck. Not the front part 🤦🏼♂️
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I had to learn the hard way, you either say how you feel, and fuck it up, or you don’t say anything at all and let it fuck you up. Make the right choice
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Kinda rude my chain isn’t in someone’s daughters face rn
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Some of us have jobs that aren’t shutting down
will y’all pls just stay home? like wtf is so hard about that
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Took down this 2 and a half year old this mornin 🤩
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BITCH DO YOU WANT TO GET A PEDICURE AND LUNCH TOGETHER OR NOT
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“Go talk to your hoes”
First off I’m gonna need you to drop the attitude because you’re one of them
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Communication really is the only thing I ask for and I still can’t even get that
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If you’re gonna be salty at least bring tequila
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I’m single by choice.
It’s just not MY choice
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Me when vs. when I leave
someone everyone on
leaves me Read
on read
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Communication really isn’t that hard, Y’all just dont care
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Masturbation is the only thing in this country that isnt taxed, regulated, or illegal. Thats your “freedom”. You’re free to go fuck yourself
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If you think I hate you, that’s your problem. Just cause I don’t want you at my table doesn’t mean I don’t want you to eat
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You’re sayin I get to eat some pussy AND die????? Fuck yeah
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I match energy’s, so how are we acting today bby
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Raindrop, droptop, ill still be single when the ball drop 😔
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we dont drop our hoes until it’s official.
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If her name start with a k, we don’t fuck with her
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Do you ever unfollow someone simply because you care about them in a way that they will never reciprocate, and it’s healthier if you just never see their stuff??? Because same
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Fuck a breakup, my type doesn’t even like me back
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Smoking, dipping, vaping... none of it is worth it. Listen when people tell you how hard it is to quit. I started dipping at 13. I’m almost 20 and I can’t go a day without some kind of nicotine. It’s not a joke. Don’t start, it’s the worst habit you’ll ever have
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You like me? Act like it.
You miss me? Tell me.
You love me? Show me.
I don’t play games or do mixed signals, wether it be relationships or friendships.
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So now I can’t even watch Netflix on my PHONE??? This household bullshit is the dumbest fuckin thing ever
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Patiently waiting on the day I’ll be good enough for someone
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Its officially, why you jealous, you said we were just friends right? Time
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I’ve always wanted to lay naked in front of a fireplace on a bearskin rug...... well APPARENTLY, Cracker Barrel has a policy against this
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People that flash their lights to tell you about speed traps ahead, i love you
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All these roberries and not ONE OF YOU MFS tryna steal my heart
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If you’re against spanking please keep your future kids far away from my future kids
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“Wanna hang out?”
If I can’t bring my puppy I ain’t comin
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I’m at the point where if you like me, that’s a red flag
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Me: yeah she’s pretty cool
Dad: that’s good, what’s she do
Me: shes a barrel racer
Dad: boy, you’re in for trouble
Me: she’s a redhead too
Dad: ........... Run.
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Are booty pics for headers still a thing??
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Why do i run back to you like I dont mind if you fuck up my life
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My toxic trait is I feel like I’ll never be good enough for anyone so I fall for anyone showing the slightest bit of interest and break my own heart
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Friendly reminder ladies, deadly force to stop sexual assault is legal in the state of Texas
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Why the FUCK is no one paying attention to me
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Coronavirus is nothing more than a new strain of the common flu, blown out of proportion by the Democratic Party in the government to plummet the markets before election, you can’t change my mind
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Buckle bunnies never wear the hat right smh
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If you’re hitting up other people leave me alone, I don’t do community projects anymore
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Killing an innocent man, isn’t that what these riots were supposed to be about in The first place???
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SHE PULLS A 50 FOOTER JUST TO HAUL ONE HORSE, WON $100 ALL PROFIT OF COURSE, CAUSE HER DADDY BUYS THE FEED AND HER BOYFRIEND OWNS THE TRUCK, ALL SHES GOTTA DO IS RIDE HER HORSE AND FUCK
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I’m perfectly fine being single because when I love, I love with 110% of my heart and always end up getting hurt, but at the same time I just want to love someone man 🥺
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Changing her contact name to “Shark Bait who ha ha” during her
period >>>>>>>
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My heart is big and I love hard, but I don’t give a fuck even harder
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Chase you????? Bitch your name isn’t money
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@mallory_benoit
@skinny_que
As so youre saying you dont like needles or shots so you’re making the CHOICE for yourself, got it, that clears so much up :)
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Starting an iMessage gc, hmu if you wanna be in it
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“You don’t start the fight but you damn sure better finish it” - my parents
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Why are these the fuckin coolest thing I’ve ever seen tho
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I’m not suicidal I don’t wanna fuckin die, I just wanna be able to close my eyes and feel alright, but every day I feel like dying, EVERYDAY I FEEL LIKE DYING
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This is why I don’t hype people up
Can we talk about how cute she looks here???
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