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Awww! His teacher, paras and office staff sent him home with a bouquet of pink roses for me.
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Giving up the power to purchase groceries in person because I’m forbidden to drive has me tight!
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Drake typing the suit himself right now. Can’t wait till morning.
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They gave me oxytocin for pain- first timer That ish didn’t do nothing. Side-eyeing y’all who are addicted to this weak sauce.
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6 month pilot program kicks off in 2 days and all eyes are on our little group of 5. Once successful, it launches nationwide. Being stressed in an understatement.
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That man said the FUN part of being a father is a fully functioning toddler to play catch with. Them non-verbal, always popping, crying infants, no bueno. 🤣🤣🤣
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Ohhh ! I saw commentary on this, this morning giving him grace lol @mariahsudi I held my tongue cause I remembered he’s a white man and they don’t get passes in my book. Low & fucking behold. An incel husband!
this guy’s wife just gave birth and he posted some screed about how he can’t believe these dumb broads really know how to work a computer
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RT @ChrisDJackson: 🚨 BREAKING: @DouglasEmhoff reportedly confronted Bruce Fischer, the husband of Senator Deb Fischer, during the inaugurat…
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Local meteorologists are muy importante. As much a si enjoy the weather channel. I still tune in to the local stations to get in-depth weather reports. Someone sitting in Atlanta looking at graphs does NOT know my streets.
Local TV meteorologists deliver tearful farewell as stations replace staff with The Weather Channel feed
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