Colin Grist
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Creative Director and Co-founder of @fewfarco . New Father. Gym Instructor. Gamer. Designer. Man Utd. #LUHG
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@ManUnitedZone_
That’s Ole’s management in a nutshell there then. Going with “who deserved it” over who would actually help us win. We missed him in that game.
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@Nadal_istheGOAT
@mufcMPB
“The manager and all the players”. WE’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 10 YEARS.
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@AlamzyKhalifa
@StatmanDave
Our recruitment and scouting has been diabolical for years. We all know that, so why is it on ETH now? Did he really want signings like Wout and Reguilon or is it all he could get? Did he really want to pay £90m for Antony, did he really want to keep Maguire and Scott or upgrade?
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Used to quite like the corridor digital videos for their unpacking of complex stuff for punters. This swing to just insulting other artists (and often misrepresenting the processes they're showing) is just massively disappointing. The algo pushing them off course?
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@Salibasexual02
@bethTmufc
Ok cos they’d be beating PSG in a CL game with Mike Ashley still at the helm of course.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
Yeah he has to be. He’s not even making basic saves now. We’d already taken his passing out of our tactics for the long ball game so what’s the point. Give Bayindir a chance.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
The only positive tonight. He was awesome. Unfortunately he’ll quickly get brought down to the level of everyone else though unless something drastic changes with these players’ mentality and willingness to see out games.
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@AbdulGH_
It’s the club, the management and the lack of standards. We now have someone who expects standards and suddenly we expect miracles. The guy worked them last season but he needs time now. Let’s not kill him after 5 games.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
@FabrizioRomano
Classic. We don’t get anyone unless we’re the only one who wants them - and then we overpay anyway.
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@RealMattLeggett
@AlexCTurk
I don’t think they are all his first-choice targets. Casemiro feels like a classic signing we’d have made under Woodward. Found £70m in the bins (after having no transfer funds left) due to a bad start to the season, would you take him? Yes. Doesn’t mean he was on any list of
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@UnitedStandMUFC
Defensively terrible, can’t keep a lead to save our lives. Onana was abysmal.
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@ManUnitedZone_
@ncustisTheSun
McTominay was anonymous all game. Hasn’t been mentioned once by any pundit.
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@Streplic
@FabrizioRomano
Nobody is comparing him to Haaland. I’m a Utd fan and that’s a ridiculous comparison.
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@centregoals
@centredevils
Roy Keane. Sets the standard, would die for the badge, wouldn’t settle for any of the current bollocks, managers eyes and ears in the dressing room.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
Yep. Him and Weggy played well, both helped us achieve a trophy, both want to stay (I’d assume), get them signed up.
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@bethTmufc
Making videos about why De Gea is garbage when we had way more important things to address at the time than the goalie didn’t help
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@UnitedStandMUFC
Martinez. Shoutout to 3 lungs Fred though, guys got infinite energy and it was really needed at the end there.
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@GNev2
We can’t use “we’ve all made a mistake” when stuff like this happens in every single game though.
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@Andymb28
@AlamzyKhalifa
@StatmanDave
If the club could sell players we wouldn’t worry about FFP - but you knew that 🤦♂️
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@UnitedStandMUFC
@JBurtTelegraph
“The budget”. That the same one that we quadrupled over night?
#GlazersOut
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@utdscope
For those who didn’t know he’s a player-coach for the under 21s and he signed for us last August. Also can he play CB?
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@UtdDistrict
So pretend you aren’t looking at the ball to avoid anyone even bothering to check VAR: got it 👍
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@UnitedStandMUFC
@FabrizioRomano
If he does - and he should - bring him back. Players and coaches fall out all the time. If he won’t - and he probably won’t - get rid. He gets paid a lot to play COD and instantly bring out statements after games he wasn’t involved in right now. Awful attitude.
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@thorpie54
@MrStephenHowson
Yeah but those two are atleast open about their rivalry and try to be humorous about it. Souness is just a complete bitter wasteman
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@UnitedStandMUFC
Garnacho was incredible all game. His best performance! Weggy works his arse off and we don’t get the third without his work rate.
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@OnwukaDaniel1
@UnitedStandMUFC
@DiscoMirror
Cos he’s the epitome of mentally strong when he turns up late for training and stays up late playing FIFA 🙄
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@UnitedStandMUFC
@sebnonda
@Santi_J_FM
Why are we obsessed with going straight in with bonkers wages? We can compete with anyone on wages yet we go straight in the absolute maximum - makes no sense.
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@kendallrowanx
What? The manager didn’t play him for three months in the middle of a season, sent him away from the cameras to train and get himself sorted out. He looked like a proud dad when he brought him back into the fold and nothing was ever said about where he’d been or what was wrong.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
We blamed the forwards last game but this was all about the defence. We cannot keep a lead, Onana was absolutely atrocious and looks like he’s sapped of confidence. A horrible loss.
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@REDemption0445
@Salibasexual02
@bethTmufc
Newcastle aren’t gonna get taken for a ride though on transfers. You seen their documentary? Clubs see Utd coming a mile away. We don’t have anyone there that can negotiate their way out of a paper bag without overspending.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
@TimesSport
Having others offer to help because the people internally at the club are incapable. Embarrassing.
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@Football__Tweet
De Zerbi is the second coming apparently, but so was Potter. I’m sure he’s a great manager but it’s definitely the club and their incredible structure behind the scenes that’s making it amazing for whoever the manager is. Would he do brilliant things at another club, or would he
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@Patron_MUFC
@alpha_utd
@Haider_Rubbani
@mikemadeit_
@MissNicoleDeans
@TheGreenDevil20
@Muppetiers
@United_Webby
@AdamMcKola
@JayMotty
@RiddyMuppetiers
On his way to Carrington.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
@planetfaz
We wouldn’t have signed him if it was serious. They literally delayed the announcement to do more tests. It’s not a problem.
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@MrStephenHowson
Says it’s based on form. Picks players who aren’t even playing for their teams.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
@DiscoMirror
This has been an issue for years with our squad of players. Do we not have counsellors, psychologists and psychiatrists at the club like every other club does or are we behind the times on that too?
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@kendallrowanx
He said he isn’t performing in training. He probably isn’t, he has a record of it. You’re using his issues with mental health (that the club and manager dealt with brilliantly last season) and saying he’s now throwing him under the bus?
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@UnitedStandMUFC
We’ve really missed them both and huge props for everything Bruno has done this season, he’s an absolute machine.
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@AlexCTurk
Let’s get (insert manager name), then we’ll call for their head when the same thing happens in 18 months because nothing ever changes at the club.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
If you’re having to have no holds barred, candid talks with everyone in any business that’s usually because you’re under a lot of pressure and doing something wrong. The guy needs to go, he’s outta his depth.
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@UnitedRadar
Nope. People need to understand you could have any manager you like in charge at Utd and nothing will change as everyone around the manager has been there too long and pulls in the wrong direction.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
“These messages don’t sit well. ANYWAY…” love De Gea but we don’t need apologies or ‘we move on’ type statements.
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