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this one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
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nfl requires 10 seasons to be eligible for retirement benefits. this is year 10 for case, who likely will go into coaching following this year.
nick is scratching him for the year but keeping him on the roster so he can get benefits. classy move.
The
#Texans
placed QB Case Keenum on IR. Per
@jonmalexander
He will miss the 2024 season since he was placed on IR before the cut deadline.
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@TheGoatMahomes
has lamar been fined for his crying and disrespect of refs especially after being gifted games by refs consistently?
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@TheGhettoGronk
ghettogronk after running out of funny nfl material so he starts using personal addiction struggles for the impression revenue
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@Anabananaa089
there’s also an ad for a casino, which are illegal in texas. nitpicking 3rd-party-purchased ad space is cheap. it’s much simpler to say that you dislike their decision to not change their pfp, instead of searching for connections that don’t exist.
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@GarrettPetersen
@Duderichy
“chemicals exist that suppress appetite and do the willpower for you thus willpower and CICO are inconsistent findings”
no, not at all. there are systems that regulate appetite, that’s always been known and was not proven by ozempic. it’s always been calories.
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@TheGhettoGronk
i get it’s a meme but at least be right
@chasebrostek
his message isn’t just a shallow “let him out,” he speaks on how he wants actual prison reform, not a get out of jail free card. he’s not being ridiculous given how bad the federal prison system is and has been
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@InternetH0F
that is not a tryout form that is a PHYSICAL. they are required for sports. they ask menstruation questions for the same reason they measure weight and height and age. it’s to gauge (based on their respective age) whether or not they are healthy and functioning normally
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@_MLFootball
average bills mafia fan watching the fourth quarter after shirtless brawling over a seat for 2.5 hours
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@elitetakes_
the bills players are reacting in ways that show they know something we don’t. this is much worse than we think
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@_MLFootball
@MileHighReport
@ZacStevensDNVR
@CameronParkerPO
@BrandonPerna
@RosvoglouReport
@BootKreweMedia
@BarstoolNOLA
@DailyBroncos
demeco or campbell win this before he does
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@TaraBull808
jeez this is a horrid take. hiv is a retro virus so vaxxing is relatively impossible as it literally forms into your DNA. cancer is not a virus, you can’t have a vaccine for something that isn’t a virus. the common cold is a group of viruses known as “rhinoviruses”, and with
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the candidate that brings back streameast will earn my vote this november
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@JohnnyVenerable
man i hope you’re right, this would make me so giddy to finally have ref help😮💨
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panthers fans coming out of the woodworks after waiting for stroud to struggle is poetic. happy you’re enjoying cancun, bryce cost you the 1st rounder you could be making mock drafts with so i understand your boredom
CJ stroud can’t score a offensive TD when it’s not a busted coverage ? I thought he was a game changer
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@CultureCrave
It’s ridiculous in my opinion to sentence an autistic boy to indefinite imprisonment with this level of talent. If I were rockstar, i’d hire him to protect future releases.
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@MikMcDaniel
genuine question here, but how is a defender supposed to tackle from behind if hip drops are outlawed? if they dive at the legs, that’s unsafe. if they go for the middle (hip drop) that’s unsafe, if they jump up high, that’s unsafe, etc. What is a defender supposed to do?
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@chasebrostek
his message isn’t just a shallow “let him out,” he speaks on how he wants actual prison reform, not a get out of jail free card. he’s not being ridiculous given how bad the federal prison system is and has been
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@GoodReddit
this is mustache man himself from austria. germany never invaded switzerland, sweden, spain, or portugal bc they were neutral. this was the height of their power in 1941/1942
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@CFBONFOX
so if you run the field, they can lay you out, but otherwise you can just sit on the 50 for whatever reason? forcefully remove them dawg😭
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@BarryOnHere
very similar to travon walker imo. producing well enough to be good but not enough to live up to the 1st overall pick hype
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@2Super2Soka
@weest
imagine being verified and trying to farm engagement and still get ratio’d by a non verified account several times…. find a new gimmick 😭
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@itsSaulGoodman
tax evasion prison time
how illegal is tax evasion
is adultery illegal
what to do when being sung happy birthday
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@DaithiDeNogla
41 year old keemstar calling other creators soy boys after years of degeneracy was not on my 2023 bingo card
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@emkenobi
jury of his peers said not guilty of assault. superficially reading a headline and blabbering on the internet is fun but at least be right.
you also think the earth is flat since the horizon is straight?
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@NFL_DovKleiman
@AtoZSports
justin herbert and josh allen both going into next year with UFL receivers
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@ShaunMoore_
@JalenGreenClaps
@NFLRookieWatxh
head to head tiebreaker outranks division record. already beat jags once. we beat em next week and we hold the tiebreaker for the afc south
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@jasrifootball
as i’ve said before, puka’s success is a tribute to matthew stafford not his individual talent. he is not top 5 in talent, he’s just being utilized by mcvay and stafford at an elite level.
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@vectorveen
@stan1m1r
@historyinmemes
“now you’re lying with your hand on the bible, how despicable of you” is how i assume it would’ve went. his name calling at the end showed his mind wouldn’t change, the bible was just for show and was being used to harass him, not to prove a point.
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@BrettKollmann
we have 4 of the top 9 linebackers and blake cashman is number one in the league per pff. the demeco effect
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@CodLoreFacts
“entry 741021!”
“i still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me, BUT, i digress” etc etc, burned into my mind
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@itsSaulGoodman
lily of the valley
how much lily of the valley to die
lily of the valley tolerance for children
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@bigcontentguy
my thoughts exactly
i think zach wilson’s ability is determined by how many women are watching. thank you, taylor swift
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i just heard an insane report, nick caserio might actually be cooking. watch for a big trade🫣
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@_MLFootball
not perfect but i’d:
1) make intentional fake slides an unsportsmanlike conduct so the defense knows to pull away every time
2) make it the qbs job to protect themselves in time and defender only be penalized based on distance from sliding player, so it’s textbook,not subjective
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@PapaMeagzz
idk man i think the tiers are a bit shaky but i appreciate your willingness to share 🫡
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@andy_wilmot
@ShawnIsShady
@AevrieParrish
yeah, he also finishes the bar at the “nine” section and then says “let’s see if i get away with it now i ain’t as big as i was but i’m..”
he was mocking the backlash in a sense, like “oh i couldn’t say it before? fine! how about now?”
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@MythinformedMKE
i think the argument of “i tell everyone i’m a woman and i’m made of biological stuff thus i’m a biological woman” is the most comical argument i’ve ever heard. i don’t mind discussions about it but wow that argument was insane
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trey lance after spilling the niners playbook just to lose by 50 in primetime (he didn’t know shit)
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@ModernWarzone
my favorite part of these is remembering that someone manually animated this on purpose😭
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@jasrifootball
@_MLFootball
yeah the refs haven’t called anything all game. quick recap for anyone not watching:
- didn’t call helmet to helmet
- didn’t call RTP for body weight
- didn’t call roughness on a defenseless hit
- gave us blocking in the back to offset more targeting
- reviewed a fumble call
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@I_AM_WILDCAT
we’re kinda in “wait for GTA6 or an actually decent COD” mode as a community so tbh do whatever makes you happy. the majority of people follow you for your personality, and that kinda applies to whatever you do.
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@tenmanjonez
it just sucks. like i get it, money talks, but dude this early? after that press conference? it’s insanely disrespectful to his players and now it looks as if he threw the natty. it’s just classless.
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