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I had a marvelous time ruining everything

Texan living in San Diego ☀️
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FOX Sports: MLB
1 year
Who will win the 2023 World Series? 👀 Screenshot to find out 📱⬇️
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Rangers having the “Jesus Included Everyone” promo is comical when they’re the only MLB team who doesn’t include everyone and doesn’t celebrate Pride.
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I just..... no words.
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PSA: Don’t wear your @PardonMyTake hoodie to a Mexican family gathering or you’ll get asked multiple times why El Chapo is on your hoodie. @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter
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Who let this demon in?
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It’s finally proper balcony weather ☀️
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Celebrating my work promotion with steak and wine 😋
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5 years
Nobody: Me during the fireworks show: PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!! BACK UP TERRRY!!
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10 months
To be a Rangers fan is to never ever relax during the game no matter what the lead is until the game is actually over
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ALL THE HAPPY TEARS WE DID ITTTTT #WorldSeries
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#NewProfilePic BECAUSE THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS YOUR TEXAS RANGERS ARE BACK TOMORROW
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4 years
Mexicans believe that when the salsa is spicy the person making it was angry and I think that’s beautiful
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5 years
Marlins Man hanging around @PFTCommenter mom reminds me of The Office episode when Michael dates Pams mom. @PardonMyTake
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If you’re the “rooting for the Astros because they’re a Texas team” and you’re a Rangers fan, you aren’t my kind of people.
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I guess we’ll never know..
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I love Seager and I also love seeing guys get paid… but, I feel like that was a major over pay. Am I crazy for feeling that way?
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The narrative that Rangers fans and Dback fans are upset because nobody cares about this World Series is funny. We literally don’t give a fuck if nobody watches these games besides these two fan bases. Watch the series or not we don’t give a fuck
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4 years
When you realize it’s #NationalSexDay but you won’t be having any sex today.
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10 months
Seeing all of us long time Rangers fans getting together and tweeting again during the post season makes me happy 🥲
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In honor of @JJWatt being on @PardonMyTake I found one of my favorite “uhhh hey JJ” tweets I had saved. @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat
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It’s a pretty day to watch baseball while sitting with Jesus
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Poolside all day 🌴
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May the fourth be with the Dallas Mavericks today. Amen. #MFFL
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4 years
On this episode of men and their audacity
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I love yall Twitter friends, thank y’all for reading my complaints and frustrations regarding the Rangers throughout the years. We finally did it and it’s beyond a beautiful feeling to see your teams name next to “World Series Champions” This girl is happy!
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Gonna wear this shirt for every game from now on #MFFL
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Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes! To many more laps around the sun! 🎉🍻
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Going with the 🐐 for tonight’s game #MFFL
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It’s extra emotional for me because a lot of the people I follow on here are from the 2010 and 2011 runs and soooo much has happened in our lives since. We’ve lost and gained members in our families. We grew up on this bird app and I just love yall!!! ❤️
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How it started: How it ended:
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Texas Rangers winning the World Series
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That’s literally the only race that celebrates it
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Me moving to CA while the Californians move to TX
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I woke up with a 420 hangover 🫠 let me see y’all’s Mavs fits for today though #MFFL
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Tip culture is getting WILD.
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The hot wheels fans have all found my tweet
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In my Barbie pink era 🩷
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Pretty sure I purchased one of the biggest pair of glasses out there
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@hamp2529 Right?? Greg must be exhausted
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No photoshopped hat this time #Dodgers
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@hofmann_tanner Nah i was talking about this when I lived in Texas.
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The oven The bun
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I clean up well 💅🏽
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Numbing myself before this Rangers game after what I saw last night
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An @UncleChaps quote made it on Pete Davidson’s stand up special on Netflix. To the moon! @barstoolsports
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I’ve been shot! 👏🏽
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Stepping out for the night
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I’m walking in front of the camera if your camera is in my way of equipment that I pay monthly to use
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I mean, I like being choked. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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She’s here and she’s a beauty
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I forgot what it was like to work with coworkers with kids so I’m fake laughing about dumb kid stories all day and internally I’m like
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Nahhhh get the hell out with your back peddling ass, this series isn’t worth your precious time
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There’s something special about these Rangers. Down 5-3 in the ninth, Seager’s two-run homer ties it. In the bottom of the 11th, Garcia hits a walk-off homer to win 6-5. Garcia did it after getting hit on the wrist in his previous at-bat. That’s 5 HRs in five consecutive games!
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Tanning the Mexican back in me
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So I’ll be wearing this exact thing for the next game
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Tomorrow is my first day at a job in a new state and in a new city (SF). I haven’t worked since July so I’m feeling very anxious right now but also very grateful. ✨
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Me realizing the Astros are gonna win another World Series.
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Gooood morning to Luka Doncic’s calf and his calf only! #MFFL
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I’m ready to be hurt again
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First time at Dodger stadium! God I love living in California
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Today is just another baseball game that needs to be played and I will patiently wait for the outcome of that game and hope it is favorable for the Texas Rangers
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It’s been a gosh dern minute since I straightened this hair
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Pregaming with Patron shots LETS GOOOOOO #GOSTARS
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Today was a tough day, I had to layoff a lot of my team, even after offering up most of my salary. If you have the good vibes send them my way.
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This is 30! 🥳
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Can we all just agree that winter is the worst season?
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Patiently waiting for the Dallas Mavericks to clip some ass tonight #MFFL
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Oh hey Mac
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Now give me all the World Series merch!! THE TEXAS RANGERS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!
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Everyone meet my new pup, Zel Belle. I am a proud mother of 2 now.
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Westbrook’s a bitch
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I’m just over here rocking the middle part so the youths don’t ✨cancel✨ me
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Merry Christmas, y’all! 🎄
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Corey Seager with the mic drop “They asked what would happen if the Rangers didn’t win the World Series, I guess we’ll never know”
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Good morning and happy Labor Day to this man and this man only
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I love Barstool so much
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Humidity and wind, definitely back home 🦁
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Curled my hair for no good reason, happy quarantine Saturday y’all! 🤍
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@DrDisrespect Bring it Doc
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A face shot
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Yee fuckin hawwww 🤠 #MFFL
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@PopCrave I know this man isn’t commenting on style
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There should be kid free theaters cause
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When I become president I’m banning all fireworks from this country to protect the sanity and peace of all the dogs in America
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What a beautiful day in the city for my first day of work!
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Went with “space buns” for this game! Let’s goooo Stars!!! #GoStars
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Did you ever as a kid accidentally hit your moms heel with a shopping cart and then not know if you were gonna see the rest of your day or life?
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Tired of no access to edibles, Greg.
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Are you tired of deceptive calls from telemarketers? I just signed a law out-lawing it in Texas. Thanks #txlege
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Some of y’all get so mad because I root for Mexico. You root for the country you want and I’ll do the same. I’m first generation Mexican, I identify more with my Mexican heritage and I’m proud of it.
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I showed up to the Rangers game however the Rangers did not..
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I feel like no matter who you are if you’ve lost your baby you can grieve however the fuck you want
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It may cost me all my moneys but living in Southern California is a dream
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