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shauna shipman in her catholic phase
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hmmm. did not realize reading jackie’s death as suicide was an unpopular opinion. interesting
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i think shauna would sleep with tampons in and it would stress jackie tf out
she’s probably really scared of tampons after reading a bunch of articles on toxic shock syndrome but will only use pads with wings
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girlfail jackie is incredibly important but what’s equally if not MORE important to me is embarrassing pretentious emo nerd shauna. i KNOW that notebook is full of AWFUL dramatic angsty poetry
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has anyone written a roles reversed fic where jackie has a diary filled with gay yearning that shauna reads. that would be fun cause shauna would be shook to her fucking bones i think
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how can you watch shauna do her little pouty “you haven’t said anything nice about me yet 😒” thing and not come away thinking she’s the brat
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i’m not a shauna hater BUT oh my god the scales are SOOOO not even between her and jackie. it’s like if jackie slapped her in the face, and shauna retaliated by kicking her in the stomach over and over until she literally died
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80% of all yjtwt discourse could be solved by embracing lottieshaunajackienat
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choosing to ignore whatever it may or may not say about me that i never even considered her death was purely an accident
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@twotabitha
“i used to pretend i didn’t know if i loved jeff” is THEE most revealing jackie line in the whole show imo. keyword “pretend” bc pretending to like a man is something you do when you know you like girls, not when you’re oblivious
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@sappy_sappho1
not to mention a soccer team that goes to parties together is Not the typical casual teammates/acquaintances relationship. that’s friend group behavior
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if you saw this the first time i posted it no you didnt. anyways please dont kill me im sorry </3
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i’m a firm believer that ppl should write whatever they want and different interpretations are good but PERSONALLY i Can Not read fic where jackie is the one who marries jeff. there is no universe where i think this happens
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jackieshauna enemies to lovers camp counselors au where jackie is the least outdoorsy person ever but all the kids LOVE her and she’s paired up with shauna who’s great at everything but the kids fucking hate her. they’re both terrible at their jobs
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explaining the jackieshauna burn edit to my friend who’s never seen yellowjackets:
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cornplating probably but i’m obsessed with the way her face looks nervous but her body language looks totally confident and natural holding the knife. once a butcher always a butcher…..
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@wowzaship
had she not been literally about to kill herself i have faith she could do better
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i’ve accidentally become so jackiepilled that i can barely read shauna pov fics anymore 😭 it makes me too angry bc she’s so frustrating LMAO i feel like i’m jackie reading the journal
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bold to speculate on which yj ships are gonna be “endgame” as if any of them are gonna be alive by the end
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i will be the first to say that my jeff hatred is exactly the kind of reductive one dimensional crusade everyone is always complaining about. i don’t care that he’s important to the narrative or that he’s “interesting” or whatever i simply don’t ever want to see or hear about him
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i think some of you who think its crazy that the yellowjackets would have sex in the woods all gross and unwashed are forgetting these girls played soccer together. u think they weren’t sweaty and dirty literally all the time back home? soccer is like the sweatiest sport there is
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this is what shauna’s inner monologue is like to me
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@shaunacore
i agree 100% but i will say, you can take that line as van calling her decision to sleep with travis generally obnoxious/attention seeking/self absorbed, rather than a comment on the actual hookup itself
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oh my GODhow am i just now realizing taissa is JAMES CORDEN LMFAOO
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I Know It Smell Crazy In There
i think some of you who think its crazy that the yellowjackets would have sex in the woods all gross and unwashed are forgetting these girls played soccer together. u think they weren’t sweaty and dirty literally all the time back home? soccer is like the sweatiest sport there is
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@twotabitha
i think mari could reasonably be convinced at least a little bit that lottie was the actual biological baby daddy of shauna’s child
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@beeefyfridgers
she’s out of frame but you can tell from her hair that lucy turns and looks too 😭
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jackie and javi would share clothes. send tweet
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this except the brainrot has gotten too bad and instead of finding it funny the ghost of jackie taylor instills me with righteous anger
funniest thing about the girls being dicks to jackie about her not helping with the cabin duties is that lottie wasn’t helping either lol she literally was just having visions and waking around
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i dont rlly understand why ppl would want this to happen. how could this possibly be fun to watch
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i never realize how self aware!jackie-pilled i am until i see a post with 600 likes about how kissing a girl for the first time would rock her world or whatever and it’s like completely incongruent from my own interpretation
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@iHugLizzie
queen of killing herself in front of everyone and changing the trajectory of their lives forever
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she’s so shauna shipman you cannot change my mind
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my toxic trait is that i’ll totally stop reading a fic as soon as jackie dies even if it’s lottienat or smth. sorry guys i’m sure youre all cooking but if i wanted to think about dead jackie i wouldn’t be reading fanfiction i’d be watching the show😭
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@twotabitha
nooo exactly it’s so much funnier to imagine her being obsessed with lottie Just Because. totally non sexual she’s just freaky like that
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@wowzaship
good LORD. “lucky you, you get to die out here instead of going through the trouble of killing yourself back home”
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@mistysblackbox
shauna out of spite, melissa bc she thinks bananas are supposed to be spicy, mari bc she thinks it would be super embarrassing to admit she’s allergic to something
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t4t travnat where nat is nb and travis is one of those calvin garrah toxic masculinity transmed bros who lowkey is only into nat bc he sees her as a woman
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forming a wilderness baby hate club who wants to join
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@twotabitha
i have an au idea floating around where jackie gets in on the lottiecult on the ground floor in the name of like. team bonding or something. and to spite shauna after reading the journal
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that interview where ella talks about how she asked if jackie could maybe not die in s1 and they responded “sorry we need jackie to die for shauna’s development” pisses me off so bad. shauna 🤝 the narrative 🤝 erasing jackie’s identity beyond her relationship with shauna
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@amygobrrr
i only like bi shauna bc i think that would inflict the maximum amount of angst on closeted teen jackie if shauna was genuinely interested in men
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everyone says lottie, except jackie says nat and nat says jackie. lottie says misty
Thinking about the Yellowjackets doing those “who on the team would you not want your daughter dating” type trends
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@jackiesfreckles
i always giggle when au jackie is miserable suicidal verging on hypothermia but she’s like. sitting in the middle of a cul de sac. in suburban new jersey. she can still hear the party music. a car drives by
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not the point but she’s so hot it’s absurd
she was really gonna try and kill a wolf...barefoot with a letter opener
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i don’t think we give jackie enough credit for not totally folding over tai-van being mean to her bc if i were her and they were talking to me like that? tears instantly. would probably quit the soccer team honestly
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oh my god is jackie dianna agron now 😭😭 lottie get UPPP
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@wowzaship
i think jackie could be convinced tbh. but misty wouldve had one of those tumblr accounts that did numerology and posted riddles from “inside sources”
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i DONT think melissa would look at the sun but i DO i think she would misinterpret the warnings and walk around all day with her eyes closed
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van ships jackieshauna awwwww
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batshit theory time: the ghostface who killed clubjackietaylor in the hospital was jeff playing copycat, and the killing was arranged by shauna (who she was texting all day) bc misty couldn’t hack her phone. idk how this would connect with the kiss being leaked tho lol
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people who exclude misty in their adult timeline/post high school headcannons are cowards and losers. adult misty is a fucking hilarious wildcard to throw into the mix. undiagnosable queen
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was looking for a draft i had made about this and stumbled across a halfway complete d/s sex scene in my notes app. 10 likes and i finish it
@wowzaship
all i’m saying is. kindaaaa gay for shauna to get all hot and bothered about jackie being in charge
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every time
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posts about surgery (often) i do a mental double take bc i forget med students actually exist in real life and not just tv shows
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@twotabitha
i’m a bi shauna enjoyer, not bc the canon gives me any reason to believe she’s legit attracted to men, but bc it makes the jealous closeted jackie angst better 😭
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this is a superior read and might i add can lead to this; one of my favorite niche shauna characterizations
shauna absolutely hooks up with a girl freshman year of college and she reluctantly tells jackie who loses her en… — in my mind jackie is actually the one who branches out first and has a crisis about it but shauna is so insanely …
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same with fics where shauna ends up super gay and self actualized all on her own by like sophomore year of college. that girl is so far in her own way you cannot convince me that would happen
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bisexual shauna is bc it makes the jealous closeted jackie angst better and not bc im convinced shes attracted to men. also lottie and shauna can be nonbinary sometimes. as a treat
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it’s so hard to be a jock on twitter surrounded by all of you gay nerds. it’s all “oh i walked the mile in high school” blah blah blah. where is the representation for those of us who Did Not Play about gym class
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this doesn’t work so well when your continued will to live is conditional on Someone Coming To Get You
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idk how people can think jackie is the one with the humiliation kink when she literally killed herself after shauna was mean to her in the cabin meanwhile shauna is getting all hot and bothered in the meat shed hallucinating jackie being mean to her for months💀
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@twotabitha
theyre so obviously experiencing the “i may be closeted but i will allow myself to take a break from being wracked with internalized homophobia and be happy for my fellow gay people for once” to me. maybe that is too specific but i have experienced this exact set of emotions
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jackie alpha shauna omega 4ever in all situations except this one
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like a week ago i was like “idk i don’t think i’d ever write smut” and today i’m drafting a completely plotless one-shot bc nobody else seems to share the opinion that shauna would actually the be submissive one post jackieshauna-breakup reconciliation
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i know that there’s literally nothing to suggest it at all canonically but i am so intrigued by jackielot as friends. i think they could be so silly together
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makes me laugh when people defend travnat by saying jackieshauna was also toxic as if the circumstances were not wildly different lol
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the music video filming arc feels like a million years ago but it really was peak cinema
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“jackie didn’t know the real shauna” but is that true tho? was her best friend hating her a personality trait she should have seen coming? shauna is the one who thought jackie was a manipulative bitch, what did jackie get wrong other than how much shauna did/didn’t love her back?
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oh my god are we about to get ANOTHER vickieanna 😭
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post crash fic but my self insert OC is micromanaging all of the survival stuff in the background so the real characters can dedicate all their time to dyke drama/psychosexual lezzy shit
i don’t know if i can ever write a fic set in the woods bc i spent too many years autistically fixated on wilderness survival and it would cause me physical pain to write them making unideal decisions. like omg guys ur resource management is awful plz ration ur candles and fabric
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headcannon time. i think shauna’s favorite food would be something kinda gross. like jello or something
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fuck that baby i’m so sorry. “oh if jackie lived so would the baby” literally how/why/what/huh?!?? that baby came out stillborn how would jackie being alive change that at all
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@twotabitha
now i’m imagining a scene where mari finds out she’s the only acolyte who DOESNT want to fuck lottie and she’s like “finally, something to prove i’m the most devoted” and then turns out lottie’s already having sex with everyone else for ~wilderness~ reasons
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autistic jackie strikes again 😭 she said oh okay nvm but we can keep having hate sex though?
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let’s turn this psychodrama about what happens to girls outside the bounds of society into a crime serial. yayyyyy 😐
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i think about this all the time
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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it would have been kinda funny if they were burning jackie’s funeral pire and she defrosted and woke up exactly like van. just pull the exact same gag twice
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i might be delusional but this is the most jackie song of all time to me
rip jackie you would have loved to misinterpret the song fifteen and construct a persona around a set of ideals that were never real in the first place
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wouldn’t it be cool if ppl wrote fanfic about other fanfic. fanfiception
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@wowzaship
i read a fic like this where wb goes to school and learns what marriage is and comes home and asks jackieshauna if they’re married bc they live together and parent him and they’re like Uhhhhhhhh Ummmmm Uhhhhh 😳
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@shaunacore
like van might think “oh that’s so jackie to make this all about her, making a big show of having sex with natalie’s ex for petty bullshit reasons” if you get what i mean? you’re still right tho it ISNT so jackie both for the sex reasons and bc the other yjs don’t understand her
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also! can y’all please stop pretending like travis being a man/it being a het ship is irrelevant. it absolutely changes things that it’s a man threatening a woman with violence and it’s embarrassing to pretend like it isn’t
makes me laugh when people defend travnat by saying jackieshauna was also toxic as if the circumstances were not wildly different lol
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to expand. i generally think that jackie is somewhere around the point where she would pointedly avoid kissing a girl bc she knows it would confirm/deny things that she rlly doesn’t want to confront
i never realize how self aware!jackie-pilled i am until i see a post with 600 likes about how kissing a girl for the first time would rock her world or whatever and it’s like completely incongruent from my own interpretation
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having a baby would be unilaterally bad for everyone. it’s survival of the fittest not survival of the fittest and also a baby. yayyy we have a little helpless thing that vaccums up all our time and energy and resources and food and attention!!! no. kill the damn baby
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