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Gone for a bit, if you need me send an email to {my@} @ gmail . com

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@cocdcy
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9 months
I won’t promise to post often, but if you’d like to follow me to other parts of the internet, here’s where to find me: Bluesky: Instagram: Mastodon:
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@cocdcy
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Well this was a highlight of my day
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@cocdcy
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humbly nominating this for a moment of the decade
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@cocdcy
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I had to take SEVERAL deep breaths.
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@cocdcy
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No. They are both America. And we have to rectify that.
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This is truth.
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@cocdcy
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@brockomole
Brock
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Getting older is all about knowing a guy. A tax guy, a car guy, a plumbing guy, I don’t measure wealth in terms of money, but by how many guys you know
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@cocdcy
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Update: I texted the bottom number last night
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Update: I asked if he wanted to go to a movie (he says he loves movies) and he said yes :)
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@cocdcy
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@cocdcy
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6 years
He can’t use chopsticks but I still think he’s cute
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@cocdcy
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6 years
tbh the lack of a closing parenthesis is worrisome
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Ok we’re going to see a movie tomorrow but we haven’t decided which one yet
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@cocdcy
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6 years
My inner computer scientist is like “so if I am gay, she doesn’t think I’m cute” And that’s the logical implication on that.
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@cocdcy
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6 years
He wants Border or Free Solo I’m more wanting Grindelwald or Venom Or the Grinch…
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Update: I have texted… the bottom number
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Ok I need to go to sleep I have a date in 10 hours.
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@cocdcy
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7 years
They call it "genetic cleansing," I call it "inbreeding"
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They call it "climate change," I call it weather. Final thoughts
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@cocdcy
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6 years
My roommate just asked if I texted the girl 😐😂
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@cocdcy
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5 years
to all my customer service workers on the front lines
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Wow I just got nervous for the first time
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@cocdcy
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6 years
The tumblr ban summed up in two screenshots:
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@cocdcy
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Ok it’s date time! I’m on my way to meet him at the restaurant
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@cocdcy
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2 years
@ryanenjones I have bad news for her 😔
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@cocdcy
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6 years
We still couldn’t decide on a movie so we’re gonna make a plan while we eat 😬
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Ok we got sushi 🍣 and now we’re watching @iliza (War Paint) 😬
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@cocdcy
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Can’t wait for next time 😁☺️
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@cocdcy
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6 years
My roommate doesn’t know that: - I’m home in my room - I can hear him talking shit about me
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Date # 2 is scheduled ☺️
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Sushi, plant store, and @iliza . I had an amazing time with this guy.
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@cocdcy
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6 years
“are you gay for pay?” no i’m stupid and do this shit for free.
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@cocdcy
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6 years
People are gay, dalton.
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uncle don
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Just tear the lower part off
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Yeet Yeemos Yees Yeéis Yee Yeen
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@cocdcy
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5 years
Kacey Musgraves has gone too far.
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Congratulations, America! We are 6 days into 2019 and there have already been 185 gun deaths: 6 of them children. 34 of them teenagers. 30 of them unintentional. Are we great yet?
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@cocdcy
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@ajaxxlandge @dumbestdyke Literally laughed out loud, saving this tweet forever
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@cocdcy
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7 years
@bigbertooo @YourBudHunter @8NEWS Wherever you found this gif from..… COULD YOU PLEASE PUT IT BACK?
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@cocdcy
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6 years
My mom saw these tweets 😬😂 She seems to be handling it okay…
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@cocdcy
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5 years
I guess you wouldn’t understand cause it’s not funné
@Shardeee_
Shawté
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Lol irdk what y’all see in this video bc it’s really not that funny lmao
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@cocdcy
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@cocdcy
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6 years
I’m a simple man: - I see transphobic tweets - I report them to twitter for harassment
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@cocdcy
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6 years
He’s white with dreads, and that’s all you really need to know
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Just talked with my mum on my way home from work and brought up the second date, and she sounded pretty happy for me (and even asked what his name is) Progress??
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6 years
@JordanPeele @sadsaturnkid me, slowly realizing this isn’t a picture of someone else
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@cocdcy
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9 years
When older people complain about the state of our generation http://t.co/iAMv6I2lU3
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@cocdcy
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4 years
I feel like a lot of people don’t realize how big moose are, so here are some pictures
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@cocdcy
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6 years
TOMORROW NIGHT IS TOO FAR AWAY.
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6 years
this is Stolen Content, I don’t deserve all of this. take it all back.
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Willing To Die for The Dick tbh
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@cocdcy
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6 years
some of y’all were raised in states that never got colder than 50 degrees and it shows
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@cocdcy
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5 years
peter parker: *gets in the tiniest amount of danger* all the MCU women:
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@cocdcy
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8 years
@dubvercetti do I want violence? No. But should minorities just sit there and take physical abuse?
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@cocdcy
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6 years
People are asking “who did you call! Who did you call??” As if I actually, willingly, speak to people on the phone.
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@cocdcy
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6 years
We both agreed we wanted to take a step back from the expectations that everyone has for us, and just see how things work out. (But are both okay with being open about it and giving updates every once in a while)
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Believe it, bitch.
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@cocdcy
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6 years
but here’s something I made!
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Probably the closest I’ll ever be to @ArianaGrande 😪
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@cocdcy
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to make this very short: Mylan (yes, the EpiPen company) bought 99% stakes in FIVE coal processing companies, which then sell coal AT A LOSS to power plants 2 of Mylan’s drugs treat pulmonary conditions, conditions that are made worse by air pollution.
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@cocdcy
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It’s literally a picture of the baby before it’s born.
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@cocdcy
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6 years
A final update to end this thread: We’ve gone on a few dates and have both had fantastic times. We‘re planning to have more, but won’t be updating the internet on every single thing
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@cocdcy
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5 years
@tyleroakley @MarcSnetiker you’re always in the comments like
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Sometimes you just gotta get some ice cream, cuddle with your dog, watch Legally Blonde, and pretend it’s self care.
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@cocdcy
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@j_n_foster Existing in the context will do that to you sometimes
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@cocdcy
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@cocdcy
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Beardy
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@cocdcy
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before and after
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@cocdcy
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6 years
1 Christmas boy
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@cocdcy
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6 years
tr*mp is asking people to call 1 (800) 350-6647 and press 1 to "demand Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall what they don't tell you is press 2 to say you don't support the wall. y'all know what to do #press2
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Listen buddy, I am Gay and Not In The Mood.
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Happy new year’s
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@cocdcy
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"Today is the day that the people rule this country again"
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@cocdcy
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6 years
I was busy dreamin’ ‘bout boys
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@cocdcy
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6 years
@brandenciaga This is more than I expected
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@cocdcy
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6 years
你好, 中国
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@jurleuh @JustyournormalG I 100% read it in this voice every time
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@cocdcy
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But can you blame him?
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@cocdcy
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I do, occasionally, smash bros.
@cocdcy do you play Smash Bros?
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@cocdcy
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4 years
the sexual tension between Biden’s electoral votes and the 270 line
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@cocdcy
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now THIS was a dark time on twitter
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@cocdcy
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5 years
I guess I make TikToks now
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@cocdcy
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6 years
Wanted: someone to trim my beard correctly cause I suck at it
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@cocdcy
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what are thoooooooooooooose? those are my abs.
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@Powrbttom It got stolen on reddit :(
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@cocdcy
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I spilled lipstick in your valentino bag…
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@cocdcy
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@marsyparty There are pride flags everywhere for those with eyes to see them
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@cocdcy
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I know how to look like this. I just need to do it.
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@cocdcy
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@GagnonRg @girlpowertbh The people would like to know
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@cocdcy
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same energy
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@cocdcy
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@RohitaKadambi @liamgareau So I thought you were just saying this for a bit but??
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@cocdcy
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“America”, 2016 (colorized)
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@cocdcy
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@Haleigh_Evette What’s your address? Just wanna chat your dad real quick. (Gotta say hi to mom too tho)
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@cocdcy
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You gotta prove to me that cuddling with you is better than cuddling with my dog.
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@cocdcy
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what the FUCK is wrong with people
@johnupton
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During the shutdown, with Joshua Tree National Park open but no staff on duty, visitors cut down Joshua trees so they could drive into sensitive areas where vehicles are banned. "We had some pretty extensive four-wheel driving."
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@cocdcy
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You know that feel when you forget what boys are like and then you see a boy and then you’re like “wowie”?
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@cocdcy
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Our kids will call me daddy, but you will too
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