Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
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THE GET READY TOUR coming to a city NEAR YOU | See me on tour https://t.co/oRhcE12b0C | Text me: 323-370-4480
Hollywood, CA
Joined February 2009
Tour Training Update: the upside of forgetting leggings is i get to do an underwear in-room pilates work out. Tried it in the gym for a minute… no complaints.
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If the world were less weird we would show her face! But it isn’t! I hope you have a non-weird Valentine’s Day lol 💗 #valentinesday
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One of the days I'm most thankful to have married a chef 👨🍳 Happy #thanksgiving from our family to yours!!
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You’ll never look at a bra the same way again. #HotForever, my 6th @Netflix special, streams October 11! 🫧💜🔥. @NetflixIsAJoke
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When you look a little like the grinch and you're Jewish but you also love Christmas 🎄
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WE’RE SO EXCITED… that no one had to die when we made the announcement! 🌎 Remember, save the planet, our kids have to live here. 🩵 Can’t wait to welcome our baby boy in February 2024! Sierra and Tian Fu are waiting with so many toys!
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What does pizza in a pool have to do with anything? 🍕 absolutely nothing. But now that I have your attention. do you have tickets to see me on tour next year?! Get yours: ❤️🔥
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Last birthday ➡️ this birthday.I love each birthday for what it is! And this one… is very big. 🦧
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In light of the recent (but also ongoing forever) anti semitic events in our country, I’ve made a list of just SOME of the life changing inventions/industries pioneered by Jews: .The Internet, The Teddy Bear, Ballpoint Pen, Google, Lasers, Pacemakers, Stainless Steel. .
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Never too pregnant to wear nice boots and go out for tasty times.
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DENVER! ball. so. hard. 🏀⛹️♀️.I’m coming to @BallArenaDenver on my #hardfeelingstour & just had to give you a crash course on @nuggets basketball before game 3 tonight!. #bringitin #nuggets #denvernuggets #MileHighBasketball #nba #NBAPlayoffs #NBAConferenceFinals
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What algorithm-friendly buzzwords did I miss?? 🦶🦶👣🐾 Come see me on tour! . #influencersinthewild
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✨ glitter speak ✨. #HotForever has been out for ONE WEEK! Watch on @netflix today to celebrate. @NetflixIsAJoke
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Now that’s what I call comedy! Hope this artwork captures all of your elder millennial nostalgia dreams. #HotForever will be out on @netflix 10/11 ❤️🔥 Have I mentioned that my BOOK will be out that day, too?!? DOUBLE DOSE FOR YA! 🫧🌊🍬✨ @NetflixIsAJoke
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Let’s all remember the main reason to have a baby this Mother’s Day weekend…. BABY LEG!
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Standing for an hour at a time requires physical dedication! Stay hard ain’t gotta get hard 💪 My #hardfeelingstour kicks off in 73 days and I’m doing low weight, high rep! Get tickets for all shows:
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CELEBRATION MODE because TOUR STARTS THIS WEEK!!! Milwaukee, Chicago, & Grand Rapids - I’ll see you IN A FEW DAYS!! Get tickets for this week’s shows (and the whole tour) here: 🎉 🔥 🪩🍬 #HardFeelingsTour
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I look like I took everything in the divorce… .Do you have tix for the remaining 13 shows (for now 😈) of the get ready tour??. Get tix:
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“If you can solve these riddles three…” HOT FOREVER DROPS AT 3AM EST! Get your bras out and your armadillos ready! @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix
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Still could pass this 6.5 month belly off as just a big sandwich… we’ll see you TONIGHT in RENO and TOMORROW in SAN JOSE! 🥪❤️🔥
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Because flying makes my nose run. Because I love scraping off dead skin. Because I think we know where we are filming the 7th special in 2024. Because I like to blow bubbles. Because I like to think Epsom salts work. I took a fun bath and took a picture.
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What I look like in my head when I’m headlining two Vegas shows tonight & tomorrow vs. what I actually look like right now….See you soon, sin city 🎰.@WynnLasVegas #hardfeelingstour
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All Karens are women who complain, not all women who complain are Karens! Be careful how you label other women 😘 #karensgonewild #karen @NetflixIsAJoke
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#AllThingsAside is OUT NOW! I’m so proud of this book and I think you’ll agree with all of my Absolutely Correct Opinions. Get your copy today: 💜📖 A very special shout out to the incredible @margaretcho for writing the foreword!
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Been living out my dreams of wearing two pairs of leggings everyday ❄️ REYKJAVÍK, I’ll see you TOMORROW (Jan. 10) at Háskólabíó. There are VERY limited tickets left, so get yours: ! Okay, back being an arctic fox! I love this place. 🇮🇸
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Jacked to be back. Always check my insta stories for local sets. New tour being announced very soon. See you out there, LA ✨ ⚡️ 🔋. 📸 @JenRosenstein
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tour announcement coming really soon. what cities should we come to?.
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It’s #NationalBestFriendsDay… and Tian Fu is mine. Go to your local shelter or rescue group to adopt your new best friend 🐾 visit to learn more!!.also tell me your dog adoption stories please 🥹 .@bestfriends #savethemall
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Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child. We fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞
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I love you all so much, new fans and especially old and ancient. 2024 tour is gonna be massive. And all the U.S. cities who felt I “skipped” them, we were just saving you. Announcing soon. SEE YOU IN EUROPE AND UK next week!
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oh @JohnStamos 🥺🥺.
Just stumbled upon this brilliant special from Iliza Shlesinger Very powerful, very funny She seamlessly weaves humor with incredibly valid and important social commentary.- rare to watch someone balance that line so deftly. I don't know her just a new fan.
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When you see the smut… busters. Season 3 of #therighteousgemstones continues tonight!! 💎🙏.@StreamOnMax @HBO #streamonmax
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Now that I have your attention… MY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE IS LIVE: 🎁 Everything from kitchen supplies to self care products to clothes!! Also did you know tickets to a show makes the very BEST gift? Shop all: !
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Thankful. Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours!! Enjoy the thickening 🍗
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THREE YEARS OF TIAN FU calls for a photo dump of our dumpling. Happy gotcha day, snow peach. 🍑❄️🥟🐾
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I refuse to lose my balance just because I’m turning into a ball of jelly who can’t remember where she put her keys.
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So excited I get to celebrate #nationaldaughtersday with my mom and that I’m a mom! Celebrating frontwards and backwards!
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Praise the Lord! 🙌 Strike is over and now I can properly say how much I LOVED being on Righteous Gemstones with this incredible cast!.Also, this is actually my natural hair… and what you see me in every day is the wig.
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No matter what this industry throws at me during the day, there’s always the crowds at night to make it all better🖤 . 📸: @troyconrad @HollywoodImprov
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WASHINGTON DC!! The bump and I are READY to see you tonight at the DAR Constitution Hall 🏛️ Early show is sold out, but my late night Party Goblins… there are still limited tix remaining for the 9:30pm show!! COME OUT! ❤️🔥🪩🧌 TICKETS:
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2-3 days a week I’m hustlin’. Option to add a red spring or a small dog.
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Unlike the Liver King, Ellen Pebbles workouts are 100% natural.
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Just know that I ate. And if you didn’t like the outfit, you starved. Those rumblings you are hearing are just your empty stomachs.
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🎺 PROUD TO ANNOUNCE 🎺.I moved to @PrimeVideo and I’m taking you all with me for my 7th special. And I can finally tell you we are filming it in….SALT LAKE CITY!.Grab your sodas and your low ABV beers! See you in November!.🍺 🥤 🦍💗🪽🎥.Read more:
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🚨 FEEL MY HARD FEELINGS! NEW TOUR 🚨 #HardFeelingsTour is coming to a city near YOU this year! 14 countries, 35 cities, one me. LET’S GO. Tickets go on-sale FRIDAY, but you can get presale tix WEDNESDAY at 10am local time with code ILIZA ❤️🔥⚡️ WHO’S EXCITED?!
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Three things you didn’t know about me on tour! .1) we always stay with family when we can.2) I do my own makeup!.3) I like to wander around alone backstage to take in the sights. #hardfeelingstour
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Happy birthday, Noah!! We could not be luckier to be loved by you. I love you!!!
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I’m sorry I didn’t talk to you during breakfast, I was busy making this post. Happy Father’s Day Noah and double HFD because it’s your first as a father of two! I AM HAVING THE BEST TIME WITH YOU!
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Sierra’s first dentist visit was a success so she was rewarded with a cookie. And the dental cycle continues. 🦷🪥🍪
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Her grasp of the alphabet is probably better than that of 99% of adult Americans.
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No I’m not going to the eras tour tonight in LA… but seemingly I was ahead of the bracelet making curve 🥝🌟🧿🍬🩷 HOT FOREVER!!
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Pip Pop 🤝 Oompa and Booger .@slimeguyethan
why do white people always have the weirdest names for grandparents wdym youre gonna go see oompa and booger.
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Summer body ready just in time for fall (TOUR!) . Get tickets:
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Mom I think we missed our modeling calling… happy Mother’s Day to ALL of the moms. Biological, adopted, drag mothers- all of you. 🥰 Especially my mom & mother in law aka the best grandmas. I couldn’t do it without you! We love you!! ❤️
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#AllThingsAside (Absolutely Correct Opinions) is four months old today!! Have you read it? Do you have any 🔥burning questions🔥 after reading it? I'll answer a few below! Get your copy:
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If you’ve worn a romper before, you might be entitled to financial compensation 💰 #HotForever @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke
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Can attest that childbirth is in fact like digesting a goat 🤰🐐
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That regal portrait of TianFu, your Chinese grandmother, hanging in your living room. 📸 @JenRosenstein
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I can barely remember what I thought about before you came into our world. You are my little baby and now you are 3 and basically driving. Happy birthday to the best girl I know, my Sweet Girl, my fruit bat, Sierra Mae. Happy Birthday you can eat the whole cake and stay up till 9
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15 DAYS until my @PrimeVideo special taping at the @liveeccles in SALT LAKE CITY! Had to celebrate in the most SLC way possible… @swigdrinks with my new best friend @utahjazzbear. GO GET THE PARTY GOBLIN (and your tix to the shows!) 🧌💜🥤🐻
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This #SpringCleaning, don’t forget about the center console… what’s the craziest thing in yours? 🍟💿🍃 . @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix #ElderMillennial
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Everything’s bigger in Texas… except for my medically diagnosed sexy doll feet™️! .Come see them in Houston, Austin, & Grand Prairie this weekend!
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