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I make too many things to keep track of · editor for @ProChara ! · creator of @Frostbite_OCE ! · pfp @YAKUMAKUMA · he/him

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My ultimate goal is to make a game that impacts people's lives as much as Splatoon has impacted mine.
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"You know Splatoon?" "You probably know this, but on Wahoo World-"
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they won my heart
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@littlestgremlin @pswizzz That’s why you shouldn’t source Wikipedia directly. I’ve gotten away with using it countless times because I check the sources the information came from to see if it’s biased. Then I cite the original source.
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@SplatoonNA but if you close your eyes
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I've started editing videos for @ProChara ! This is my first video, I hope you enjoy! Link ⬇️⬇️
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goliath
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@MarioBrothBlog meanwhile in australia
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@Vicvillon @NintendoAmerica oooooooo you wanna announce a testfire sooo bad oooooooooooo
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‼️‼️ NA AND EU PLAYERS!!!! ‼️‼️ In 5 hours, the Splatoon 3 AUNZ Championship Finals will be held and streamed from this stage at PAX Aus! Our scene rarely gets visibility, let alone developer support, so please tune in to watch who will go to the World Championship!! Link 👇👇
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bro what is this 💀
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@KeionJ05 being on autopilot and forgetting (i have been training myself to just use it whenever i see a situation and think "oh fuck that")
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@SplatoonNA ok that's raw as fuck
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@salvador_flores @TAHK0 "I am mad that Splatoon is bigger than the games I like"
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@MVD731 @Anti Does getting stung to death by wasps count as dying
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⚓NEW VIDEO OUT NOW!!⚓ Splatoon 3 doesn't have weapon roles, and you have to be flexible if you want to win games. So why do competitive players use terms like Anchor and Slayer? And which of them fits you the best? Please ♥ + 🔁 to spread the word <3 Link below!
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@KJNanika @OatmealDome us aussies are very close to japan geographically and in time zones. playing with the US is painfully laggy compared to JP 💀
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This tweet inspired me to finally make my first Splatoon video, aimed at COMPLETE beginners! Send this to your mates who ask you about the game. Please 💖+🔁, it really helps for visibility!!! #Splatoon3 #Splatoon2 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch
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splattercolor screen is super cool in concept but it could have been executed way more elegantly. imagine if instead of desaturating the screen it limited your field of vision for a few seconds (like the fog challenge)? way stronger and also not debilitating based on ink colors
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@GrizzcoVP Very important thread! It should be noted that the one exception to luring is during High Tide, where you should kill bosses as fast as possible since it's so easy to get swarmed. The eggs will always be close enough to the basket! 🙏
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@Chase_247_ i'm a big fan of the change, gives more people an incentive to play and an actual goal to achieve! i just wish they had introduced new badges for it instead of repurposing the old badges, since now the previous achievements have been diminished
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@ProChara I did the same thing! By the end I was hopping around from sheer instinct 😅
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@Hex819 @HumansNoContext And then probably somewhere else before that, like 4chan
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the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom
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@im_flc there are actually places to go on crableg. i keep surprising myself with the angles i am allowed to take without the entire team looking at me
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Okay I'm not letting this one slide. Perfect representation of how the entire competitive scene sees OCE as a joke. Put some respect on our name, let us play in your tournaments, and get better internet before you talk shit. I'm glad you're getting cooked.
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@PufuuLive i hope this lighting is just temporary beta fuckups, because all the other trailers had nicer visuals!
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@heyheymasa seems a lil silly, maybe so that you can differentiate the neo splash easier?
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@mcelroy_andrew @Eggical @nichegamer I reckon competing systems should be about features and user experience (like the interface, controller, etc) rather than the games
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@torikarasokuhou 私はオーストラリア人なので、ヤコでプレーしています。私の国にはトッププレーヤーがほとんどいないので、とても良い練習になるからです。 遅延もあまりありません。 それなのに、私の英語名のせいで人々は失礼な態度をとります...
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@Munchbox_art The game explains this very poorly, stating that "remaining specials are distributed among crewmates so that everyone gets one, making best use of resources." Good to know I can actually keep playing the game effectively 😅
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@Smqll_Fry @nintenjas smash bros community sent them death threats around ultimate's release (not kidding)
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@CrimsoneKid @OatmealDome @asasasa98765 And the shop, and the stats, and the battle records. There’s a lot in the package
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@Paul_Apollo_06 @WoodenPlank little ッ makes no sound and stresses the next consonant :)
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@SentientOats every culture reinvents fluid roles and priorities
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@OctoShiver damn it's almost as if you aren't good enough to earn a trophy awarded to the top 5% of the entire playerbase
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@realFloortjeSSB @trzef Nope, it is. Datamines.
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@FortniteGame @JibbSmart splatoon players 'bout to kick ass in fortnite 🦑🐙
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@Ceave_Gaming Skipsqueaks could make easy 'no jumping' levels, since they follow your jumps. Maybe have something pass beneath them when they leap!
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@Sendouc @TheWadsm the cars used to drive around in the wii version and everyone was sad that they didn't :P
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mincemeat metalworks is now wheelchair accessible
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@Leejcantdecide @splat_twit There are a couple of different dialogues you can get at random, it's not always the same lines
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Wait this is MASSIVE We don't have to start from scratch!!!! #Splatoon3
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@OctoboyYT spend an hour trying every single possible hair/eyebrow/style combination to find the best one for me 😭😭
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FREE AGENT FOR SERIES DM ME
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in some unrelated news, happy birthday cookie!!
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@GrizzcoVP what if i ate a salmonid whole, called it sushi and then elaborated 🍵
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@_isjared_ half of comp OCE has it on their hard drives because we knew they would forget to save the twitch vod 💀
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@dawnie_star @finnmertens i love how that one person's tweet is being shit on by becoming a smollusk meme quote i love the splatoon community
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@FunkmoLumbo @LudwigK @gankstrr people really love their subway cutscenes lol
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@dillindbz @NairoMK No, the winner should have one tag with the amount of wins against that person on it. You can’t claim someone’s tag twice, but each time you beat them the number goes up. But yes, you’re correct in how they cheated!
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This is the best feature discord has ever added
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aw hell naw 💀
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@New_Agent3 @Easton88468220 marie has dialogue in that exact location saying "You can see Inkopolis Square from here"
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holy shit i'm in a splatoonjp tweet
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Stuck in a rut? Looking to improve your game? Look no further! The ULTIMATE Guide to GETTING GOOD at Splatoon 3 is here! This one took a while, so I hope you enjoy! Please ❤️+ 🔁 for visibility! #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch
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@lostboy005 Holy shit Wubbzy?! Dude, these shows were my childhood!!
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@nintenjas this is the person who insisted that splatoon 3 is the last ever splatoon game due to their incorrect interpretation of the direct, then blocked everyone who corrected them :p
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nine shouted out aunz's production value on an official nintendo stream we are so back
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NEXT WEEKEND
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GOD'S CHOSEN DUALIE SQUELCHERS #Spaltoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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@Homobound @SplatoonNA This happens in both previous games too, when you hold Y!!!
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@Purple__Paradox @Sendouc Reef sliding out of a Big Bubbler to protect yourself during startup. Call that the Great Barrier Reef
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The day that everything went wrong.
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@Hayd__n The trailer made me instantly think of Sunset Overdrive, and then Jamphibian. Needless to say I am now even more excited having had a taste of rhythm combat ✨
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@LeanYoshi These can be used on your locker and not just your splashtag??? I'm going to lose so much time to weapon grinding now 😭😭😭
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@samieweiss @HerrGurke @Splatfacts i actually found the reason - your mates' holograms disappear when you've found a match! this happened every single time. probably because your switch needs to stop communicating in order to connect to other consoles :P
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why is 90% of the splatoon fanbase so harassive towards ppl who play without motion, like literally who cares how other people play they just want to have fun one of my fav creators had to disable comments on their first splat vid because people were so rude :(
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@Chase_247_ okay nevermind it's real wtf LMAOOOOOO
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@SplatoonNews There’s no way you could balance this
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@MickbroEthan @H2OBrad @albiNTSC @NintendoAmerica That's what SHOULD happen. 'Snapback' is actually negative; it's when the analog stick overshoots the centre before returning, resulting in an input in the opposite direction. It's really annoying.
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@W8ingSplatoon3 scrapper that was just about to whoop my ass:
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they tested positive for crabs #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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@TheMemeCan @Schaffrillas that is, indeed, what a sequel is!
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animal crossing firetail jereys!! other teams in separate tweet! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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@rassicas splatoon 3 localisation is, so far, not very good 😔 the best they could come up with is splatlands and splatsville like wtf
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Rhythm Warriors is available now! This is the first game I've ever published - I hope you enjoy! Play for FREE at
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Thank you everyone for making this the best weekend ever 💖 it was amazing to meet everyone and I can't wait to do it again
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@SolarSpinner I actually think the whole game is slowed down in that clip... pay attention to the timer at the top
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FIND ME AT PAX ART BY @peachquail
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@Virjay2 your internet doesn't like splash on inkblot tower control ig💀
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@lildevilhorns they should honestly just let splatoon 3 be the multiplayer game and make single player stuff for a while
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some photos from the weekend
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NEW VIDEO OUT NOW!! Ever wondered how the pros think when they're playing to win Splat Zones matches? Learn all about it in this ultimate guide! ⬇️⬇️ Link below ⬇️⬇️
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@ZayZay_121 mirror matches giving more rewards would DESTROY splatfest voting
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Please send me your laggiest clips and replays to use in an upcoming video! Teleporting, delayed splats, sniped through walls, dying from an impossible range, zones not capping, clams not picking up, etc. Will credit!!! 🔁 + ♥
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