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@NBCNightlyNews @KeirSimmons Maybe this sheds some light…
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@RandyKite @snb19692 Maybe the EU will give him an honour… or a brown envelope, that’s how it goes in Brussels isn’t it. 🤨
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@andrewmeyerson You certainly didn’t fight for us. The reason that there was an NHS crisis was because so many of you were ‘shielding’ or just throwing a sickie. Supermarket staff and delivery drivers kept the country going during Covid. NHS staff were a disgrace to their profession.
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@LeilaniDowding @bain679 They weren’t all that innocent
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@ScottCu86 @NewsForAllUK No such thing as an exemption card. These cops had overplayed their hand and the guy could and should sue for wrongful arrest. Moreover, it takes the biscuit that the second cop had his nose out. So committing the same offence as the member of the public.
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@Femi_Sorry If this is a real story with a real friend, I wonder why you aren’t aware of similar laws in Germany? Maybe you have such a good imagination you think these stories are really true. 🤥
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@Joydeep3000 @LicypriyaK @ZacGoldsmith Course it does. You have no idea who he is.
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@DavidGauke Loser’s tears Gaukie.
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@tom7p @danielstorey85 FFS Man up you snowflake.
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@fem_mb Suggest that she watches this video… to the end.
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Powerful & emotional. This is a testament to the devastating impact that a biological male competing in women's sports has on female athletes. @Riley_Gaines_ shares her story in Virginia in support of the "Fairness in Women's Sports" bill. This is why we must #SaveWomensSports .
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@timfarron It’s quite simple @timfarron either you believe in the integrity of national borders or you believe that anyone of any nationality should be free to come to the UK. Fair enough if you believe the latter, but be honest and say so.
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@ashatteredyouth Well at least it isn’t part of a long history of bad decisions you’ve made.
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@daisypearldaisy @JohnMcKie14 @theAliceRoberts The clock ticking Maggie. You won’t get these two years credited onto the end of your life. Why don’t you put on some dry pants, take a deep breath and get on with life.
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@ali7alshehri @FightMate He was the lookout. When it started to wrong he stepped in as ‘peacemaker’ but really to facilitate the escape. Then when it really went tits up, he got out the gun.
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@simesanony2 @reallorraine @PippaCrerar @DailyMirror You post infuriated @reallorraine because she knows it’s true and her business model relies on her viewers thinking that they’re normal folk.
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@Starfoxy32 @JebraFaushay So their pretend uterus pretends to contract to shed its pretend lining and pretend blood through a pretend vagina. Okay, I got it. 🤣🤣🤣
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@InsulateLove The public is glad that you’re annoyed that you’re in prison Oliver. We were annoyed when you disrupted our lives. Moreover, you discredited your objectives. I hope that you don’t champion any of my causes.
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@ec0anarch0 @TransHomophobes I’d say that activity indicates that they’re not heterosexual.
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@theAliceRoberts Alice, is the attention seeking and virtue signalling as fulfilling when you know that the only people agreeing with you have bedrooms that stink of piss?
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@HazelTarragon @LivEchoLive Blackface = bad Womanface = to be celebrated What a fucked up world
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2 years
@markmaycot Purple haired working aged man able to harass working woman due to receiving benefits paid by that working woman. It’s only 7.30 in the morning and this has sent my blood pressure soaring. Would pay to see the video where this oxygen thief gets his comeuppance.
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@JackieD86388657 @SholaMos1 I guess she’s saying that the five cops were merely the foot soldiers and that the people in power, like the Chief of Police, are white. Oh, wait, err this is awkward….
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@SunLover1983 @jordanbpeterson @elonmusk ‘This guy’ because you’ve never heard of one of the greatest intellectuals of the 21st century.
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@mrupertdermody @Prof_Umbongo In this case, hidden by 100 pounds of fat.
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@Speckle48 @theAliceRoberts @LCWF_TBK Your child is at very low risk from Covid yet you’re instilling a disproportionate fear and simultaneously exposing them to other risks from wearing a mask.
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@Jayaray65 @mikegalsworthy Maybe socialist societies need stricter rules and fewer freedoms to balance the inferior parental responsibility.
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@VillageVeganUK @RaggedTP This is hilarious. You think if Liverpool left England then it would be England that would fail. 🤣🤣🤣Scotland is welcome to the ungrateful unpatriotic over emotional lazy thieving scousers.
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@phurstclass @mrjamesob I’m delighted that we left the corrupt EU. Brexit was never going to be an easy or quick win and some coffin dodgers may never see the benefits. But sometimes one needs to invest long term. Look at the RoI; it’s 100 years since independence, would they reunify with the UK?
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@LeonardBriscoe3 I wonder if these low intellect eco warriors realise that they have just opened themselves up to legitimate disruption of the personal events of themselves and their family members.
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@SholaMos1 Serious question, does Shola only support black players?
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@JolyonRubs Fox was wrong and for that he was suspended. That’s the only course of action. One can’t summarily sack people without hearing these days you know. To say that someone’s life was put in danger is ridiculous. Viewers would have though Fox hated Ava, but he didn’t incite violence
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@RmSalih @HotterThanCurry And yet every year more and more Muslims come to the UK. Are Muslims particularly attracted to countries that have generous benefits systems? Because most Muslim countries don’t seem that productive.
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@unherd @Prof_Umbongo @polblonde Not only is banning trans from female sports the blatantly obvious conclusion but it’s also rude of trans to ask if they can cheat in the first place.
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@GaryLineker @ManUtd You’ve finally got your comeuppance.
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@schooltruth Pathetic name calling while failing in an attempt to appear compassionate. At least the irony is amusing.
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@Prof_Umbongo The only medal he likes is the chocolate sheriff’s badge.
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@DanielaNadj This was not Hancock’s decision because SoS for H is not an operational position. That decision was made by our beloved NHS clinical staff. Why do nurses and doctors get applauded when they do well but when they fail, we blame the govt?
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@GHNeale Can’t quite tell if he is delivering aid to Hezbollah or the IRA.
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@Prof_Umbongo This is the public sector 2023. You can’t be sacked for poor performance. But mis gender some ambiguously dressed non performer and your feet won’t touch the ground.
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@mrjamesob @afneil is the finest political commentator of his generation. O’Brien should be watching and learning because he really isn’t in the same league.
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@UKAndNIasOne Are they competing to take credit?
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@johnmcdonnellMP Do you have any words for the white girls at risk from adult criminal migrants posing as children?
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@ishcontent @BobbyRossi3 @FightMate It seems relevant to black folk when it’s the other way around.
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@LisaMil36579884 @OldmanKirky @RichardBurgon There was a democratic process. The local authority held a referendum in Bristol and the result was to keep the statue. So given the statue has now gone. The democratic process has failed. But not in the way you meant.
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@markmaycot Darwinism in action.
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@ryanstanley22 @LeoKearse Ryan, you really don’t even know what it is that you’re defending. Ramadan isn’t a day long fast, it’s a daylight fast for a whole month. As your limp wristed woke buddies like to say… go educate yourself.
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@Peston Do you think it’s possible that the young Yorkshire cricketers who used unacceptable racist language to Rafiq, were confused by mixed messaging?
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@XRLlareggub Don’t forget the favourite item on a member of the ‘communities’ weekly shoplifting list… the designer training shoes.
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@TonyShi51798475 @Hidinginplains8 Satire account or not. This is by far the most stupid post of the day.
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@Mummy_Bear53 @Dahshur11 Interesting that you don’t understand why it’s different and your analogy doesn’t work. But I’ll explain. If you have a lot of goods, they won’t all fit on the weighing table (where you put them after scanning). So it’s just not possible to go through self scan with a big shop.
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@Kittyhawk681 @LicypriyaK @ZacGoldsmith Which is exactly where they should be.
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@theSNP Good. Time to close down the freak show.
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@Empress_Windbag @GlynnWill69 Boxer @anthonyjoshua was calling for black folk to favour black owned businesses. But then when asked if white folk should use white businesses he looked like a punch drunk simpleton.
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Rules on masks in England relaxed today. But is it wrong that part of me feels disappointed that I will no longer get the same sense of satisfaction from the disapproving mask wearers looking on in horror at my bare face. Am I giving in too easily to my psychopathic personality?
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@GordonBrown @guardian Utter tosh! But unlike most Labour MPs, you are open with your Internationalist agenda. Now you just need to be honest with the public in the impact of us funding the developing world including open borders. Will always be the poorest in the UK who suffer most from such policies
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@DanielaNadj Because they’re the ones around during the day when the blokes are hard at work.
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Sky News - Beauty Contest For Female Prisoners In Russia. http://t.co/wZAHLEXN
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@mrjamesob ‘No threat to your way of life’, eh James?
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These people are fucking insane. This guy must be a saint to stay this calm.
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@EricIdle Lots of very long goodbyes occurring on Twitter. You can all leave now. 👋
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@droopy_cock @Prof_Umbongo I think she has been traded too many times for a camel.
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@LicypriyaK Little lesson for you poppet. In the UK, if people commit crimes they are tried in a court and sentenced by a judge. Ministers don’t overturn sentences or otherwise interfere. That wouldn’t be justice. That might be how it’s done in Timor.
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@sullivansa1 @uk_sport @BritishCycling @BritTri @Swim_England Watch @Riley_Gaines describing how she felt about Trans swimmer Lia Thomas exposing his penis in the women’s changing rooms. This is not a one off. The competition celebrated his achievement and he was named on a list of Women of the Year. What do you have to say to Riley?
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@AlexSalmond More than a county, different to a region, but certainly not a country. If you were so, where’s the seat at the UN? I’m sure you’ll get IR2 in 25 years or so. Make sure you don’t bottle it next time.
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@LillibetMay @jayemdee63 @DrProudman What Clarkson said was heinous and shameful. But the whataboutery is yours here; you dodged Wirelass’s question. Which is a good one and really asks if we only speak out in favour of our own tribe?
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@EuropeanUnity1 Ignoring the dont knows and not stated, 42% support harder line policies (Rwanda, maritime push back, French security) vs 39% supporting more immigration. So Suella is correct and the HUffPost is innumerate.
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@fem_mb How does she feel about sharing the changing room at the swimming pool?
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@RealMacReport @Numungba There were Tucker Carlsons in 1936 -1939. Many of them were hanged in 1945.
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@RhonddaBryant You supported Corbyn/Abbott who, answering Putin’s dog whistle, supported Russia against Ukraine. Moreover, because you’re a Remainer you fail to criticise Macron/Scholz who can’t appease Russia quick enough. Still it’s our PM you don’t trust? Your words are vacuous nonsense
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@vickyfoxcroft You mean drag story time like this, where groomers sexualise young children?
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@theAliceRoberts That wouldn’t be the BBC gravy train for over privileged snowflakes? Because I rather thought you’d never got off.
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@ClimateDefiance It is not peaceful to deny people freedom of movement by blockading a road.
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@Rob_E_Dresser @jeremycorbyn None of them ever answer this question. Many don’t have the intellect to understand the question. Others like Corbyn and Abbott hate the country so much that they want to destroy society by mass immigration.
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Scottish Government sends £500k to Turkey disaster… Just enough to inscribe the correct gender pronouns on each of the 20,000 coffins. 😢 #earthquakeinturkey #snp #twam
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@benonwine Deborah Meaden… how does she get away with presenting herself as an eco warrior while running multiple businesses specialising in importing billions of tons of plastic tat from China?
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@Prof_Umbongo Well that’s sure to stop knife crime and domestic violence. 🙄 What a clown. 🤡
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I said Praise the Lord.
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@tomhfh @MartinKnight_ Tom you may instinctively feel that your argument is the right one. But if I were you, I’d regroup and reflect. You’ve embarrassed yourself today.
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@DeborahMeaden @BBCNewsnight Is it the inherited wealth and socialism or being a huge importer of plastic tat from China while (suppressed laugh) being an environmentalist (snort) that is Meaden’s most hypocritical quality?
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@implausibleblog @JujuliaGrace Australia adopted all of the changes to their healthcare systems that the left here opposes. Don’t you realise that the public private partnership is the bedrock of the very best foreign healthcare systems such as Australia and France?
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I feel like a bad person laughing at this. But maybe it will equate to a bigger payout in court.
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@pugwash1001 What’s your food hygiene rating mate?
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@jeremycorbyn @IndyVoices That joke is about as funny as a millionaire anti-Semite, terrorist supporter thinking that the British public would make him PM.
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@MajorLeePlstov @Conac02 @MMargolyes Only if legend now means vile racist hate filled gargoyle.
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@Prof_Umbongo There, fixed it for her…
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@timfarron How do you think a victim of the holocaust feels seeing Lineker compare their experiences to that of modern immigrants to the UK?
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@AndrewH19165599 @GaryLineker @JakubKrupa Can there be any celeb in the history of the BBC who has pocketed more money from a licence fee which is extorted from pensioners at the risk of going to jail.
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@AyoCaesar Broadwater Farm Estate
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@StephenMerchant @PaulMcCartney Ah @StephenMerchant is a nice boy taking flowers to his granny in the nursing home.
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@campbellclaret You reach new depths every day Campbell. ‘Good day to bury bad news’ was an infamous quote from your press office while supporting the Blair govt on Sept 11 2001 aka 9/11. You’re joking about one of the most depraved actions of your own press office.
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@DanielaNadj Why should German or French students be subsidised by UK tax payers when we don’t subsidise Canadian or Indian students. We have plenty of foreign students but too many crap universities peddling worthless degrees.
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@therealmissjo @Prof_Umbongo @thetimes Times ‘Scotland edition’! And we know how much respect our northern neighbours have for women these days.
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@zarahsultana The Palestinians were offered a great deal under the Norwegian Road Map in 95. Even while accepting Israeli concessions, the PLO chose violence not peace. Time to move on, plenty of space in Jordan and Lebanon, which are actually ‘Palestinian’ states.
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@simpson_liz @CoysCvh Amongst other things, Scousers are professional victims.
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@Bignastyque7 @BadAxeWoman @ClownWorld_ The way Africans were treated was clearly inhuman. But instant free wealth isn’t ever happening. Black folks need to make their own way. It’s a free world & blacks are falling behind every other ethnicity. This isn’t genetic, it’s about lack of pride in achievement and endeavour.
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Can this be real?
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