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Clinton Ndivhuwo

@clinton_ndivhu

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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
11 months
Perspective
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@clinton_ndivhu
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8 years
#ThingsYouCantSeparate Mugabe and Presidency
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
We missing a Whole Rugby Match because we are Compact user @DStv #OpenSS1 @Springboks #NationEmergency 🤪😭😭
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Keabetswe🌬
6 years
O jewa ke eng ?
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5 years
@Mthiya_SA Bars being spitted left, right and center
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@clinton_ndivhu
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5 years
How am i suppose to meet the love of my life if she aways locked herself up after work/school ?
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
Imagine JubJub taking things this far 😂😂 #MakunyiweOnce
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
(Praying with tongues) 😂😂
@PirateMulwana
Pirate™
6 years
How people walk into the examination room after "eating" life the entire semester 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@clinton_ndivhu
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8 years
#ILoveSatafrikaBecause Futsek is the one word we all use. Even dogs in RSA knows wat it means
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@clinton_ndivhu
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8 years
#WeJudgeYouWhen you seat next to the taxi driver when u know u not good with Maths
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@clinton_ndivhu
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8 years
#HandsOffSocialMedia If its an offence to say shit about the Government then I got a life sentence waiting for me
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
Like and I will follow #TrapaDrive
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#BlackRadicalism Against oppression Black people Unite but when it comes to Sharing of wealth we destroy one another.
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
@AbSoLut_OG @Venay_Ntsilo No more smoking weed and drinking in parks or anywhere public. But they always got permit to do anything, they find u drinking under your own bed and morr the hell out of you
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#WeJudgeYouWhen u got no bread at home but give the pastor R100 every Sunday
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
@FlexingMushona REALITY Level age 1st born * 14-17 2nd born 19-22 Secondary 23 Marriage skip 3rd born 25 Employment 27 University 30 and above Back to Employment and Retire
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#BlackRadicalism Remove the Border Lines. AFRICA deserves to be a country, not a continent which is devided
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
Retweet then I will add you #TrapaDrive
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
Despearatly searching for followers Thats what ruined facebook when people were desprate for likes #GainWithXtianDela
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
@ObongRoviel I am going for this guy
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@clinton_ndivhu
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6 years
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@clinton_ndivhu
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7 years
#youdeservetobecurvedif you think using MTN free twitter is being stingy. Clearly u have never had of being financially smart
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
Waiiit for iiit😂🤣😆
@bearleii_sober
Bearleii Sober
5 years
Showing off to your friends be like:
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@clinton_ndivhu
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5 years
MaPiano is too much sesi
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
this December we don't want problems, if you are on your periods wear a red ribbon on your head so we don't waste our time
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
#youdeservetobecurvedif you cant differentiate between thick and fat
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
Whites: i have noticed that u are a hip hop fan Blacks: ule niqqa? #LearnSatafrikan
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
When Magongwa passes Eunice on his way to work #SkeemSaam
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@clinton_ndivhu
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6 years
Thought i was all in my head kanti No..
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
#KwaJoe the music and the Drinks are too Notch👍👌. My soul wont rest in peace if i die without stepping a foot here😢😭
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
#youdeservetobecurvedif when you call this country South Africa instead of Mzansi
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@clinton_ndivhu
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8 years
#WeJudgeYouWhen you eat kota on a plate
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8 years
#ReasonsWhyImEverOnTwitter Looks dont matter here, only humor and intelligence matter
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8 years
#BlackRadicalism We need to come up with our own system that benefits us rather than using 1st World system which only benefits them
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
When she pushes u to be a better man than u were yesterday #101SignsThatShesYourGirl
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
@BenjaminEnfield 24/7 HipHop News is woke AF. Can’t these days do a good deed for the sake of doing it rather than showing off.
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
😂🤣😂🤣
@sphethomafia
ɹǝpɐΛ ɥʇɹɐp🪼
7 years
Fikile Mbalula: nywe nywe nywe Crime: 📈📈📈📈 Bheki Cele: * clears throat* Criminals:
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@clinton_ndivhu
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7 years
@ItsYourBoySas Got 11 official languages in RSA, what counts its that you understand what I am trying to say in English
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
Stop Being a Lil Bitch and go buy bread and Sweet-8, then go back to work
@loggic_sa__
LogGic 👑
5 years
I took the wrong lunch box to work 😧
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
So true.😂😂
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6 years
this made my night😂😂😂
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7 years
@futureRSAleader @danielmarven Hezwo ndi zwanu ni nothe
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#ThingsYouCantSeparate The middle of the month nd being broke
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#DontMakeMeGetThe guy who saw u with her, dude. U lied about breaking up with her :-I
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
Finally found #KwaJoe 😂
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Kgoshi 👑
5 years
JOE himself! 🙆🏽‍♂️😅 #KwaJoe
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6 years
Lol.use the teddy bear as an example first
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@clinton_ndivhu
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8 years
#ILoveSatafrikaBecause Venda ppl are many but unrecognizable becuz they just too damn good with almost the 11 official languages
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@clinton_ndivhu
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8 years
#IwasNeverTheSamePerson after my first sip of alcohol while I was still in high school
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@clinton_ndivhu
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5 years
@kamogelo1403 People are sleeping on AWO Gumball😟
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
@FCBarcelona @realramavhale @LuisSuarez9 @samumtiti When Messi and his bodyguard (Suarez) everybody was standing aside and admiring. Then Umtiti appeared and No one gave a Shit 😂😂
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#ILoveSatafrikaBecause men dont have to worry about how they look to get chicks. All they need is getting themselves a VW Golf / Gti / Polo
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
What a punchline😂😂😅
@Dee_Waterson
Doubling 🕊
6 years
Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: Sir he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: 👇
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7 years
When she still remembers the lie u told her on 2012 #101SignsThatShesYourGirl
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8 years
#ReasonsWhyImEverOnTwitter Its more entertaining than Facebook and Instagram combined
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
All of my Ex-Girlfriends in the same room
@Sir_TjoviTjoH
TjoviTjoH ●
5 years
When was the last time you saw something this pretty?
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
0:01 to 0:15 listening to distruction boyz🔥🔥🔥🔥 #GqomIsTheFuture
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
#YouKnowGodIsWithYouWhen he you have a girlfriend at your 20's and u don't own a car
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
#FriendsAreTheReasonWhy i ask for money (not more that R50) and not pay back
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#FriendZoneActivities Being told 'I love you like a Brother lol'. And being homealone with her and nothing happens
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
@AdvBarryRoux @BenjaminFreedom My people from Sotra , u know yourselves. The real mokoya Kasi
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
I swear some of us were meant to die alone. I never get to this part of a relationship
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5 years
@euphonik Local Brand. I Love this Shoes🇿🇦... What size u wear so i can buy you a pair @euphonik
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
@LevisLaKing Rick is the Sh #t but BoJack is just too deep and personal🤟
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6 years
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
😂😂types of friends
@PumpinTheOG
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6 years
RT if you relate 😂😂😂
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
Why everytime when the chicks gets pregnant is when the relationship ends 😂😂😅
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
You knew that my girlfriend is a hoe but yet u waited for her to break my heart before u told me
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8 years
#SignsThatSheIsASferb when she loves you better during payday
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8 years
#IwasNeverTheSamePerson when I played GTA San Andreas for the first time
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@clinton_ndivhu
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5 years
@ADNLvox Maroti😂😂
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@clinton_ndivhu
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6 years
Thats what they all say if the sex is good😂
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#ReasonsWhyImEverOnTwitter Its where Black people are more superior than any other race #BlackTwitter
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
#IfZumaWasATeacher His house would be bigger than a school due to the casual clothing and feeding scheme money being stolen
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
@Girlscar_1 Wedding will happen only once per decade if wehadthis ritual in SA
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#1000WaysToDealWithAnEx Upgrade to a better looking chick
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
@CustyKgadi @mo_tuckie It's not "location" it's Loxion man. dont ruin Tsotsital for us
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
A joke you are when u are above 28 and unemployed #100AfricanProverbs
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
@SuperSportTV Looking at ManU April fixtures😂
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@clinton_ndivhu
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6 years
Be using pictured from years ago as Profile pics😂😂
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#SignsYouveBeenBewitched When you still haven't returned your Ford Kuga
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
#DearCrush kanti u are really stupid, how could not notice someone as amazing as me
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@clinton_ndivhu
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8 years
#RealWitchcraftIs when u spend money on booze and Makhwapheni without buying food for the wife and kids first
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#ILoveSatafrikaBecause if u live in Soweto, Guguletu or Cape flats it means u got good survival skills
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
I love puns😂. Sneaky jokes
@goodluckobi10
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6 years
U can literally hide a dead body in terms and conditions and no one will ever know! 😀
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5 years
@ThamiBambo Three Sigsty Five 😂😂
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
When abo "she's just my cousin" aint coming this December
@MozzeyFlaco
flacko
6 years
shaved for no reason , my cousin not even coming 😒...
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
such offense in a form of a question LMAO
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
His Lil Bro is probably on weed. 😂🤣
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
Who did this? 😂😅
@sphethomafia
ɹǝpɐΛ ɥʇɹɐp🪼
6 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Skoon is the way
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
Use the hospital language to describe your relationship. Me: "We tried all we could"
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
#ThingsThatDontMix Money and my wallet
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
6 years
In RSA this is called Perks
@USA_vs_UK
American Vs British
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USA vs UK
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
#ThingzThatReallyPissMeOff Not having a MTN simcard or wi-fi connection to log in Twitter
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#YouKnowItsRealWhen pass mark is 50% and u got 49%
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#WhatWomenNeedToHear Lets go shopping.
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
5 years
When a Hoe in my hood announces that she's pregnant and the Father is..... All men in my Hood: 🏃
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
#LittleLiesITell I am coming, I'm just around the corner
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Clinton Ndivhuwo
8 years
#IwasNeverTheSamePerson when I turned 21
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
7 years
@Jossy_Ngumo Lol bribe , connection and fame. It's a new matric, diploma and degree into making it in life
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@clinton_ndivhu
Clinton Ndivhuwo
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#IwasNeverTheSamePerson when the New Testament was launched when I am still curious who wrote the old testament
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