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American: "I was so poor that i used to sleep in my car🥺"
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I got called "gay" because i let a drunk girl sleep in my bed and didn't touch her. I guess it's better than being called a rapist.
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“Awuphume nsizwa uzochaza ukuthi, ekabani lenjini eseBoot(ini) ? “
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Here's what happens when you don't know who you are messing with.
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My mother when she was raising us vs her now raising her grandkids.
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Hai Guys my friend is looking for a cover like this he need to cover his 14 books and athi uyifuna with a cheaper price. Angayithola kuphi?
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My mother wanted to join Twitter, I told her we pay R700 per month
I had to save us guys..
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Mfana kaWill Smith wayemuhle kabi esagadwa u Jackie Chan, laba iyabahlula ingane.
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Having an introvert girlfriend is a blessing, no need to check where she is. she's at home sleeping like a smol baby or watching reels.😂😂
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Usathi uhleli erestaurant bangene abantu baka Zuma balume iburger yakho😩😩
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People don't actually know that there is no difference between the two
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Kuthiwa "Fight for what is yours" uzwe abanye bethi "When its yours you wont have to fight for it" bakithi khulumani into eyodwa siyalwa noma asilwi??
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Uyayazi le part ye breakup lapho senithi
" Goodluck and take care 😢😢"
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To new beginnings. A one-bedroom apartment with stainless steel appliances in a gated community. Fitness center and meals included!🌝😌
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Shoutout to the Men who had nudes and didn’t expose no female..
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Thina sifunde kanzima besiphuma siyofuna idesk mawubuya istulo asikho 😭🤦🏾♂️
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📍Siyeza kwi stable job.
📍Siyeza kwi soft Life.
📍Siyeza kwi Mpumelelo.
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It took me 28 years to realize it’s cold as hail..not hell😭😭😂
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He's always been the president of South Africa but the P is silent 😂😂😂
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06:30: "I feel like awusenaso is'khathi sami🥺💔
22:50: "Nginaso, Goodnight"
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Sothula kanjani ulandwa iQuantum ebusuku wedwa, into engasuki eRank emini ishoda ngomuntu oyedwa🥴
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Life was simple in primary school. There were no fake friends.. wawuthola iLetter encane ethi "Asisafuni ukuhamba nawe"😂😂😂
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Secondary school reunion is a scam.
Nobody misses you. They just want to know if you’ve made it in life 😂😂
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Your mom telling you "yekela ngizo'zenzela" hurts more than a breakup💔😫🙁
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I don’t give a fuck if you live in a small shack with 10 family members, if we’re real friends my nigga I’m gonna come visit you and we’ll chill on the floor if need be.
Our lives are set differently but one thing I do know is that we all deserve to be happy...
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Uma ugoloza ukukhuluma kvele kyiwe kwi Ad break ubuya ulphalaze lonke iqiniso angazi kanjani. 🤣🤣🤞🏿🤞🏿
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I see people are peacefully making income illegally,But I know if I can try it,God will make an example of me 😪🥱
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The only reason the white car is number 2 is because udriver usabala imali.😅Waqeda nje ziyakhala🤣🤣🤣
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Ithuba elincane olitholayo uwashe ipillow case , liyashesha nokoma 🥺
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Lomuntu onikwe iTender ye Flu kule Season uyaphila kodwa kahle ekhanda?😩😩😩
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OkmalumkoolKat
Can rap bout literally anything
He be like "vula I fridge cava the milk bheke eceleni nawu u cheese vula I deepfreezer uzobona inyama vala I fridge sekuyabanda"😹😹
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SWOT analysis ya business plan ya mortuary must be interesting.😅😂
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Guys nisuke nikuphi uma abazali benu sebenza iVideo calls ezindabeni ku SABC1 🌝
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One day, when I'm bored, I'll ask why y'all sell scones in litres? 🤔😑
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Banyana Banyana must come back via England, wait for the Proteas and then go via Egypt and wait for Bafana Bafana and come back as one... we will be waiting for them at OR Tambo 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Labantu abathi "All rise in court" benza yiphi i course? I'm interested🥺
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So I found my dead uncles SIM card, I am thinking of loading in airtime and text he's girlfriend " Hey baby I am back"😅😂
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Indlondlo ngath ixakekile ke manje ukuthi yin le abaynika yona manje😭😭😭😫😫
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"ngubani othe ngena?"🤨
Yoh amaNurse ngokwenza iClinic imizi yabo😭
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Bafethu I Skin Jean asifuni uSize 11 wescathulo.. Nangu omunye la e-clubin ngathi ipiki😫💔
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Every time I put money away for rainy days it Rains the Next Day 😂🙆
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So next year is 2020 vele? Why does 2020 sound so much like the future we've always been talking about since childhood... you know the one where we supposed to be doctors and millionaires... 😆
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Children will ask visitors questions that adults wouldn't ask: "uhamba nini?"😌
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I relationship imnandi manithandana noyi 2 kungena clever. ❤️🤟💋
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Nothing makes me panic than when a woman says “don’t worry I’ll make a plan.”
What plan?, who is the plan?, how old is he? 😭😭😭
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Sars employee : why did u write python as a source of income?
me : let me see.
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He doesn't know that he will chase this for the rest of his life..🙆♂️🙆♂️🤦♂️🙈
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anyone with a Chinese gospel.. i wanna surprise the devil tonight
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Actually its annoying when a woman says "yeka,I will make a plan".what kind of plan.🌝🌝
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Udlale ngaye Kanti nakubo abamthandi ujabula mayenawe kuphela💔💔
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👩🏼 2am
"Awuvuke, yaz ngi confused. Uthi le ntombazane iyona efuna wena?"
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I posted God never fails
Naledi: commented, "Bufunda naye yini"💔😪
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I like stopping the microwave at 00:01... It makes me feel like I'm defusing a bomb and saving the world 💣😁😂
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We no longer frustrated after break ups, "We just say what's the next Challenge Andile"😂😂
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Abraham asked for a son , God gave him generations . If you're seeing this tweet May God give you more than what you asked for .
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Pain of being mugged by Sotho guy, then he turns around and wave his blanket like BATMAN 😭
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#KodwaMyCrush
People my age are getting married.... having kids 🤰👭and me ? I'm pushing doors that say "pull"😭🤦
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Kasi rapper be like "I call Orlando pirate madikizela cause ayi winnie"🤣🙆♂️
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Si busy si submit ama Cv, bayawalahla. Si apply online they scam us, Sima amaline emasangweni Bafuna iBribe.💔😭We apply with matric ,they want qualification.We study and graduate , they want experience...So uma eyakho impilo ihamba kahle ungacabangi ukuthi abanye bethu abazami😏
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Manje why the Netherlands jersey has South African flag on it😭
Banyana Banyana
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You ever had your mom showing you off around her friends... “o ke 1st born yaka” and you just like...
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Hardest thing about living in Tembisa is checking the weather because you first check Johannesburg then check Pitori after that you divide by 2 😭😭😭
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My boss once arrived at work with a new Lambo
I said " wow that's an amazing car"
His replied " if you keep working hard, put all your hours in, I will buy another one next year. I resigned the following day guys😰😰
#TheMillionaireStudent
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Imagine Cheating on your boyfriend then Boom! Yey Boom! Angaz nam But Boom😣💔🚶♂️
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Life Science students let's confuse them...
Me:"Modlula Othongathi"🤦♂️🙈
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My friend was arrested in 2009
Now he’s back, He was asking me why is everyone on 2go is Offline
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Konje kusenenye i-long weekend engakavulwa! 😯
Yibhoza u-April, ngiyamvuma.
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