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@clareellenhope
Clare
1 month
Writing, podcasts and anything else from me this June (and a tiny bit of May!)
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@clareellenhope
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4 years
@RottenTomatoes Creepy motherfucking Todd.
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@clareellenhope
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8 months
I thank god every weekend for the absolute sex appeal Layton has bought out in Nikita. He's gone from blah to possibly the hottest man in the UK. Long may the raunch continue. #Strictly
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4 months
@svershbow @littlelostsunny He nearly broke on the second line and I loved it
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3 years
👏Stop 👏advertising👏 jobs👏 with 👏no 👏salary 👏information 👏
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1 year
@NetflixUK @YouNetflix I need to know if Joe ever popped in to Thorpe Park on his walk home.
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2 years
Nahhhh because the whole of Europe clearly got together and decided it would be fucking hilarious to force the UK to hold a party for Europe. I applaud this petty, petty plan. #Eurovision
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4 years
@peydayreed It lost its spark a little towards the end, and I think people remember that burn out, rather than the brilliance it had at its peak.
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@kev_lar09 @themightyscribe @jes_chastain @melsil @octaviaspencer You're right. A male lead should be paid more than a female supporting actress. But a female lead should damn well get the same as a male lead. Same level role, same level pay.
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4 months
@HopeRehak I negotiated my currently salary above the offer, but it was pre-interview. Basically had a pre-screen and agreed with the recruiter I would only interview if they were willing to match my salary expectation. Know I’m one of the lucky few. Glad I did it pre-interview.
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2 years
Please stop saying Coda is ‘inferior’ to Power of the Dog. Emotion and heart are just as important in filmmaking as any other aspect. Not liking it or connecting with it is fine, but it is not inferior.
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3 years
@theeashleyray I would like to apply for this position.
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4 years
@theashleyray My downstairs neighbour having a baby has made me realise just how much they must know about me 😐
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2 months
A bit mad that 6 years ago I broke up with my boyfriend and in a depressed stupor answered an advert to write for a random superhero website and now I’m attending Cannes Film Festival.
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5 years
@TimothyWest03 @MarkRuffalo That's a valid point, but one I'd imagine they're not ready to answer. Hopefully if a scheme like this take off and gets bigger and broader, they could then look at reducing their plastic waste, but I'd imagine at the moment it's purely tackling food waste combined with hunger.
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4 years
@THR Everyone is entitled to their opinions, but some of her rationalisations...
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3 years
‘If Christopher Nolan is so interested in time, why has he wasted so much of mine?’ Yes @BechdelCast , yesss. 👏
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4 years
If you’re a @Cineworld #unlimited member - do not cancel your card due to the virus. The cinema and staff do their utmost to bring you films, and they will do so for as long as they can. By cancelling your card, you put many jobs at risk and the cinema chain itself.
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@clareellenhope
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5 years
If you can, watch this. It's definitely a 2019 favourite. #GoodTrouble
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Good Trouble Season 2 is now steaming on @Hulu , & On Demand.
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4 years
The Promising Young Woman spoilers have started and the film isn't even out on mainstream release in the US yet. Please for the love of god don't ruin this film for me/us/the world. The UK are being punished and have to wait until February, please don't make it even harder.
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1 year
@rafiews He never won’t be the super geeky kid trying to get Jen Lindley to date him in Dawson’s Creek. I can never take his (very excellent) serious roles seriously 🤭
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2 months
@rejectedhannah @gaby_burgos27 I found out it was not gay but in fact, that premise, whilst sat next to a very good friend I had bought along who had recently survived an attempt…
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3 years
I got the job I wanted. 7 months of job hunting, all it took was deleting Twitter for a week and agreeing to leave the country. This lady is moving to Dublin in minus 28 days...!!
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3 years
@KnightGambit My mouth is just hanging. This is real? These are real people? Living today? And they are allowed to, no, COMFORTABLE to say these things? FUCK THIS.
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4 years
@BruceRheins @THR I thought super young until she said about being in Hollywood in the 60s. Plus constantly calling him Marty, she must be older!
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4 years
All the ‘a year without superheroes’ articles are very insulting to Harley Quinn - that movie was a comic book explosion of fun and you people are blind or miserable.
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After 30 minutes of arguing about what to watch, we settled on La Chimera. In the last 2 hours I’ve watched my mother go from grieving my father to falling in love with Josh O’Connor. A transcendent movie.
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3 years
FYI, if you post a spoiler for a film, no matter how silly, to a film that’s been out a day? You’re a twat.
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9 months
@kenzianidiot Going to need to see the Fat Bear results
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5 years
This filled me with chuckles this morning #happyhalloween : Happy Halloween 2019! #GoogleDoodle
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4 years
@netflix When can I make a second watchlist? I need a ‘watchlist’ and then also a ‘you’re drunk, watch this list’
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2 months
Starting the Cannes film list with The Apprentice. Will this finally break the ‘Sebastian Stan is the most gorgeous man alive’ spell for me? #cannes2024
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3 years
Halloween Kills: Absolute chaos, a brilliant ensemble, bonkers and yet predictable - but in a great way. Maybe we’ll learn, there’s a little bit of Michael Myers in all of us? It’s ridiculous but I loved it. Full review (maybe) tomorrow. #HalloweenKills #Venezia78
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4 years
@rainbowrowell And Fangirl never ends?
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3 years
“She made the customary protests, as a lady does” The Last Duel blew me away, instantly become a festival favourite. Compelling, masterfully acted with a clever narrative and skilful direction - its a must see. 4.5/5 Full review coming soon to @CRPWritescom #TheLastDuel
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5 years
@disneyplus Any idea when we'll have a UK/Europe date?
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3 years
Husavik has to win that Oscar. It’s actually the only award I now care about.
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@clareellenhope
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3 years
My Rotten Tomatoes feedback was that I needed to widen my portfolio of writing to different outlets so if you would like me to write for you, have a *big* following and feel like paying me, that’d be awesome. I am terrible at selling myself so this is the one. Adieu.
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Clare
4 years
@CharliesTete Enjoy your Disney+. We have Ghibli.
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2 months
@rejectedhannah @gaby_burgos27 And it was the stage show, so we weren’t going to walk out! Luckily we both enjoyed it enough because theatre is fun, but it taught me a lesson about research…
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4 months
@rafiews Now wondering how I can turn a shitty 2 bed in South East London in to this
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4 years
@StopTweetingMia @LesserWachowski I did this by accident, my roommate asked if I’d go - I hate going to the bathroom in pairs but she seemed so eager so I did & we took bathroom selfies. It was only the next day chatting to a friend I realised what a big deal it must have been for her. Never crossed my mind.
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2 years
@ellle_em I'm a bridesmaid for my brother next year and all the bridesmaids are wearing red...
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2 years
When Better Call Saul finishes I want just one last thing from the Breaking Bad. A fake true crime documentary from within the two shows, detailing Walts drug empire, using footage from the show and character interviews. Heisenberg: Hiding in Plain Sight. A Netflix Documentary.
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@clareellenhope
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4 years
New Zealand and Australia have proven lockdowns work. The farce of 'tiers' and lockdowns where shops and schools are still open clearly don't. Lockdowns aren't the problem, a Government with no plan and no backbone are.
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2 years
@milepierre I have moved to Ireland, can I still receive my 5 days by postal vote?
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5 years
@cineworld Can every screening start with a manager asking the audience to turn their phones off and a security guard at the front for the film runtime ensuring they do so? It was the nicest Cineworld experience in months 😍
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4 years
@loisoliviaj @TomJay_22 "bUt CoRbYn WaNts Us To ShArE" 😒
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3 years
@SoozUK @SaimaFerdows My first trip to Disney was at 19 as a summer worker. A couple years later when I worked at The Disney Store I got 2 free tickets to Paris so took my mum for a day at Christmas. She keeps planning to bring my nephew now, adult Clare knows that's lovely, child Clare is raging.
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2 years
Shout out to my last World Book Day as a teacher (2017) where I walked around all day as Carrie. (Dotty’s face summed up how a lot of the kids felt)
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3 years
IVE BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR A JOBBBBBBBBB
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@clareellenhope
Clare
5 months
@The_Fence_Mag Between December and January I applied for over 60 jobs. I have been offered 7 interviews Received 31 rejections Withdrew from 3 processes due to low salary 25+ non-responses But, one very happy job offer that I start in March!
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2 years
Skip. Can’t watch.
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Describe this episode of 'The Office' in three words or less.
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@theashleyray I’d go back to working retail at Disney in a heart beat if they paid me what I get for being an assistant at a tech firm. I worked harder and was more fulfilled, but £6.95 an hour won’t pay a mortgage.
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3 years
We didn’t quite get to our decade, but 9 and a half years was pretty close. Unfortunately I had to put Dotty down today after an unexpected blood clot. We said goodbye in the first room we ever met, and we travelled across the globe. Couldn’t have asked for a better companion.
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2 months
Sent this photo to the family chat, having made lots of comments recently about there being no photos of me in my mums house. If this isn’t printed and framed on the mantelpiece by the time I get home, I swear… #Cannes2024
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3 years
Do you ever take a look at your life and think, why am I not managing a bookshop in Venice filled with cats?
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5 years
Ready for The Friend at #LFF . My third Dakota Johnson film this festival, she’s really gone up in my estimation through the varied performances.
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6 years
Brighton police, @TLRailUK and @nationalrailenq have a lot to answer for. Physically screaming in people’s faces as they pushed us in to each other with gates outside Brighton station. Got inside to find an empty station and trains with plenty of room and space.
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3 years
What a wonderfully apt day for this to arrive 😍
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3 years
@AlliCinema @FilmUpdates But also, this one is 100% the laziest of them all? They haven't even styled her hair let alone got a decent wig. This is just a very pretty picture of Lili Reinhart next to a chess board.
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5 years
Just finished watching Toy Story 4 @cineworld . I cannot tell you how much money I would have paid to have a child free screening. No one should have to sit through 2 hours of a 6 year old shouting in their ear whilst their mum and dad play on their phones.
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4 years
@BBCNews Face coverings are not mandatory, are hard to find and the science is contradictory and confusing. Stop getting mad at low income workers with no choice, and get mad at your fat cat politicians who are forcing people to choose between definite starvation or potential virus.
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3 years
You know? In the past 6 months I have cleared a flat, said goodbye to my childhood home, covered 3 film fests, worked a 9-5 job, got a paid film writing job, contributed to 2 kids annuals & launched a podcast. All while grieving one of the worst losses I've faced. I deserve fun.
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8 months
@samantha_tipple His confidence has just gone through the roof, but completely earned!
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3 years
Just realised today was the first time I've ever been paid for my writing work. That's pretty nice for what was a miserable week. Massive cheers to @filmstoriespod for letting me waffle all month about random new trailers!
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5 years
@rosieatlarge This is Dotty. This morning she curled up on the bed with me and let me hold her paw while we snoozed. 🐾
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5 years
@OhNoSheTwitnt @joss Oh no, a convicted stalker won't be able to own a gun. What a terrible thing that would be. 🤨
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2 years
Glass Onion cements the reason Knives Out worked was Ana De Armas’ character, not Daniel Craig 😕
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2 years
@Paul_Allen720 @odenhead Technically the last half of the season wasn’t Emmy eligible and can still be nominated next year. So we can hope 😬
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10 months
Seems like Poor Things embargo has lifted, so let me tell you. Nothing could have prepared me for the amount of sex and nudity. So much sex/excited jumping. The TikTok kids are gonna be petrified. #poorthings
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4 years
Not entirely sure how as a society we managed to keep Infinity War, The Cursed Child, Parasite spoiler free for weeks/months but people can’t keep their Mandalorian spoilers in for less than 10 seconds? It’s been available for less than 2 hours. Don’t be such selfish dickheads.
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9 months
@dontblameklara There should have been no folklore sacrifices. Sacrifice something from Rep, that tour is on Netflix 😭
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3 years
More than any cancelled concert ticket or trip, the most insulting reminder of the things I won’t get to do this year or last is the unopened box of condoms I bought when I thought I’d get to have sex in October. Past me was a hopeful dipshit. As you see, this tweet finds me well
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3 years
Just as noted last year, it seemed to be female led and directed films pushed out during the closed cinema era, with male films held back. Here again, we see female contracts being unfulfilled. As others said, if they did this to 2 powerful women, what are they doing to others?
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After Scarlett Johansson sued Disney over Black Widow's release, Emma Stone is said to be "weighing her options" regarding Cruella.
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Me and who? #Strictly
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3 years
Sometimes fucking around has some pretty nice consequences.
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3 years
might fuck around and apply for Venice. Getting good at rejection and also, it's Venice?
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3 years
Thank you for the hair advice (living alone is hard) you cannot tell it’s pink really at all, but it made me actually blow dry my hair and put on makeup for once, so that was nice.
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4 years
I’ve decided upon my biggest film pet peeve. Flashbacks to scenes earlier on in the film. If you’ve done your job right as a writer/director you shouldn’t need to flash back to something that happened less than an hour ago.
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3 years
Wanky Aperol Spritz photos incoming (yet to see any films)
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4 years
No-one is forcing you to read reviews. My degree is in film & I used to teach it. Since leaving that world, the majority of my friends do not watch films. Reading and writing reviews allows to me share in a discourse for films. Discover new ways of viewing and new things to view.
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3 years
🛫 onwards to Venice!
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6 years
@rebeccasugar Finally excited for December!!!
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3 years
The absolute shame of picking these up today.
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3 years
Look at this lil ugly blue delightful miracle. Clare is going to Venice! (In 3 days as she booked the safe flights which she now regrets)
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It might really be happening 😭😭😭
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3 years
When the nice kids asked for a superhero movie I’m not sure they had quite expected a film that ends in a double suicide pact... @mischiefcomedy , family friendly as ever 🦑 with Bryony repopulating... #MischiefMovieNightIn
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3 years
Tried to encourage my non-film friends to watch Raw. ‘It’s.. it’s about… well. It’s brilliant. And French. Look, it’s a cannibal movie. But it’s amazing. And visceral. Just don’t have food. It’s weird, it’s really strange. You’ll feel things. But watch it. But yeah. Umm?’
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My cinema is showing Abigail Ghostbusters The First Omen Challengers The Idea of You Love Lies Bleeding Fall Guy and I only have time for one and I'm stressed about which to choose
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4 years
Once again reminding people - *ESPECIALLY* UK critics - Promising Young Woman is not out here until February. Stop talking about the best scenes on the main timeline. People saw it at Sundance in January and never said a word. Have some control.
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5 years
@LubnaZahir @BBCBreaking Why would someones gender/sexual identity distract the military from their jobs? I may sound a bit basic here, but if they are meant to be able to concentrate in a war zone whilst under attack, surely someones personal gender choices shouldn't be too difficult to cope with?
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4 months
Favourite movie at one of my favourite places ( @ThePCCLondon ) with one of my favourite humans 💙💛
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6 years
The most unnecessary sequel ever looks amazing 🎂🔪😬 #happydeathday2u
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3 years
Maybe I'm just obsessed with boys & sex, but when a guy I slept with almost 2 years ago and haven't spoken to in a year randomly invites himself over for 'a cuppa and a hug' - and then tells me all about the house and puppy he and his girlfriend have bought... that's weird right?
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4 years
I even took a wanky ‘look at me, I’m a podcaster’ selfie 🤣
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first ‘intro’ episode with @clareellenhope for the podcast in the BAG. Forgot how much I just enjoy a good ol’ chinwag about films!
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4 years
@DiscussingFilm I mean, this seems like a spoiler to me...
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6 years
@SavedYouAClick Or I know I won't move for the whole flight and won't disturb people or be disturbed in the window seat. The only selfish asses are the ones who pick window and get up every hour to pee.
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