Steve Shelley Profile
Steve Shelley

@clandestinoUSA

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My niche is those who cannot choose a niche - 10 years in Home Security. BYU sports, Humor, Motivational/Business literature

United States
Joined February 2012
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@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk .Since we are renaming things….make it the “National” Immigration and Customs Enforcement so that it’s the “N.I.C.E” crew running around. They’ll be better received,recruiting will be easy. swag will sell out. @adamcarolla.
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@InternetH0F Picking on adults at Disneyland is that man’s dream job.
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@diapertycoon @RampCapitalLLC “Hot air rises” lol. My wife would punch me.
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@JamesClear “All the water in the world however hard it tried, could never sink the tallest ship unless it gets inside and all the evil in the would the darkest kind of sin, could never hurt you not a bit unless you let it in.”.
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@GoodPoliticGuy I would say Keanu as well but what if it is a trap and we lose him? Not worth the risk. Send Kanye.
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@FishInBubb @stoolpresidente No. I don’t think there is anything Trump can do that would break his reputation. He could rug pull and the drop would be blamed on Pelosi.
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@jaredadairbell As long as you are not needing to go to the B gates, you are correct. If B gate is involved it literally goes from Best in the country to worst in the country.
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@AutismCapital Now I’m doubting if he is guilty.
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@charliekirk11 I don’t know what to think since you said the same thing about Matt Gaetz.
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@Leooweb3 🏑.
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@interesting_aIl Someday we will find a use case for folding electronics. Not today though.
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@DudespostingWs Was anyone questioning if David beat Goliath? Seems like a well documented W.
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@hubermanlab “Anyone have an article about why dog crap shouldn’t be consumed by humans? Preferably a peer reviewed one”.
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@elonmusk @AutismCapital @pathofexile What a strange world we live in. Next post will be about going to mars or reforming the government. Who is this guy!?.
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@WindarkD3 @RBReich Wouldn’t you be more pissed if it ran at a profit? I would.
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@FreyjaTarte A very good child actor.
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@PopBase I'm not against raising money for fire aid. Just interesting to think that people from the Palisades that had everything in one of their houses burned are still in a better place financially than 98% of the world.
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@hubermanlab @greg16676935420 @jockowillink Please have Greg as a guest soon. It’s what we all want.
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@Arsenal283 @RickyLe80284150 No. I’d argue the safety patrol is making it much more fun for him.
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@InternetH0F The kids will hopefully become stronger from this.
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@PopBase @Ariana grande is an Italian from Florida. If her family isn’t MAGA then I would be surprised.
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@Traveling_Sober @jockowillink How did you get a smiling version!?.
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@BYUbluThru So sorry for your loss. That is so painful and hard. Everything that is unfair in this life will eventually be made right by Jesus.
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@AutismCapital When you say “father’s integrity”?
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@RossDellenger @YahooSports Absolutely bonkers. Has opting out of a bowl ever happened?.
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@AutismCapital Nypd has been bullying autists for centuries now.
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LIVE on #Periscope: Randpaul rally
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@DerrickEvans4WV A lot of people are actually very scared. Not saying they should be but take that into account when talking to them/mocking them. They are afraid.
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@hashjenni Starts with O and ends with Zempic.
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@BarackObama @ObamaFoundation That’s crazy.
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@CtrlAltDwayne @PopBase Let me know when this is no longer true….
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@RossDellenger @YahooSports Shocked they were so bad.
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@charliekirk11 When did mayor Adams get Redpilled?.Exciting.
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@pablonjelly @MrBeast Go get high quality entertainment from something I created without paying a dime for a cable subscription.
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@GoodPoliticGuy We need age limits. People this age can’t tell if AI footage of Kamala and Trump kissing isn’t real. What if a Bengalori calls Pelosi and tells her the USA’s warranty has expired?.
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@WindarkD3 @RBReich What was the viable argument?.
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@Codie_Sanchez Tell that to Ryan W. The kid who did a Raptor impression for the 4th grade talent show. 30 years later we still call him Raptor Ryan.
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@WorldHallOfFun @InternetH0F This is the best thing ive seen today.
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@jaredadairbell Wil there ever come a day when apostles go on podcasts like this?.
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@bryan_johnson @deepigoyal @zomato @akshaybd @thetanmay If you left this guy out you could’ve had 52
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@Utah_Football @utahathletics Good luck in your bowl game!.
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@SenSanders Eisenhower shocked so many with how Liberal he was. Easily One of the greatest presidents ever.
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@DudespostingWs I would trust a dog’s instincts.
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@hubermanlab Olive oil is the Lord’s oil. No one argues Mediterranean wisdom.
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@cesanchez8920 @InternetH0F Yeah, it’s hard to believe it isn’t.
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@DSenFloor @SenSchumer Trump donated to Schumers campaign back in the day. Full circle.
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@PopBase Barron is going to launch his Hip Hop debut at the inauguration with his EP ‘Mar a Lago lovin’.Shhhh don’t tell!.
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@wealthpotion @bryan_johnson Genius! Where do you come up with this stuff!?!.
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@ChadFred @helennbaque Awww. The fun uncle.
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@JillianMichaels How tall are you?.
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@PopBase 7th ever? What genre dominates? Clearly not horror.
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The forgotten Christians.
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The Valley of the Christians, Syria, home to the Christian community rooted in the early church of St. Peter and St. Paul, has fallen into the hands of jihadists this evening. I will continue to ask you for prayers. The Christian population is scared and is fearing for what is
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@Fashiontweet This is a sincere question. Not trying to criticize or start a fight of any kind. How do Jews repent? The only thing I know is from the Old Testament where burnt offerings/sacrifices on day of Atonement. Is that still happening? Can that only be done at the Temple in Jerusalem?.
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@innoutburger_ Just started following you yesterday. I had no idea how much I needed this account in my feed. Thank you. Double double animal style thanks.
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@tomkitas1 @DerrickEvans4WV Fear of a government leader that actually gets sh*t done and believing the MSM message that he is going to do terrible things.
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@sweatystartup I’ve tried to like it. It is not funny. With all the amazing options out there I don’t have time for Big Bang Theory…and since we are on the topic, Or how I met your mother.
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@politvidchannel Mentioning it, feeds the flame Marj. The current system sucks on so many levels.
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@realTrumpNewsX @Christine73003 How many were there that qualify for this?.
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@elonmusk Fetterman! Growing on me. We need more people like this is government.
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@charliebilello Is it not because of bird flu? Or is because there is a high end option?.
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@elonmusk That’s crazy.
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@Stefan_00001 @jordanbpeterson Naming it something else would not communicate as clearly what the product/offer is.
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@BYUMBB I Pray that Egor will stay and do us the good that we need and nourish and strengthen our body.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Anyone have the full video? What happens next ?.
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@hubermanlab @NIH Sounds very crappy for a few hundred people and beneficial for the whole.
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@PopBase Seems cocky to call yourself the it girl. That’s okay I guess.
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@innoutburger_ To be honest I don’t care how big the restaurant seating area is, I care that it tastes amazing at such a great price.
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@PopBase Grok is the only AI up and running and X is the only social site up and running today. Sus.
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@MrBeast How many days did you house/feed all of those people for? Wondering if you were more efficient than government programs.
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@robin_bockman @AutismCapital Could have been planted.
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@PlanetOfMemes This sport is not found in cultures focused on individualism.
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#badpageanttalents drumming on solo cups.
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@charliekirk11 Imagine being in a world where the risk of punishment is so great that you don’t help people. A great victory for humanity.
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Even with Billy Ray and Kid Rock at inauguration, this fella moving to the aisle and snapping pics USING HIS LAPTOP took the ‘Most Boomering Boomer’ award yesterday
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@TheCinesthetic Indian in the Cupboard. It’s like 45 seconds zoomed in on a kids face while music plays. Kind of a homely kid too.
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@noremacback @jaredadairbell Can’t wait to walk in an airport for 20 min instead of 40.
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@EliManning Mind the gap.
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@RossDellenger How about the way professional sports determine a champion?.
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@RossDellenger 2025 is potentially going to be a complete flip of reality in politics and sports. Buckle up.
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@jimmysgyros @PicturesFoIder I have no idea what you just said.
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Trump.
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@Austen Was that the only activity available? Like did some people just go for the food?.
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@hubermanlab @greg16676935420 @jockowillink True. I guess you’ll have to settle for having guests on who only work 4 hrs a week.
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What is the Impoundment Act of 1974 and why are people going nuts about it?.
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@AutismCapital You trolling? You turn on a setting? You a beta tester? As an alpha, I see NOTHING.
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@Codie_Sanchez So…Vanguard instead? Who doesn’t do this? What is the solution?.
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@bryan_johnson @deepigoyal @zomato @akshaybd @thetanmay Party foul for not adding more seats. It’s India bro. There’s like 1.9 billion, you think only 50 people would want to come?.
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Dogs born in 2021 are turning 40 this year…let that sink in.
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@iAnonPatriot Before or after tax?.
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@Codie_Sanchez Do you have a source for the study that shows “33% more likely to succeed “?.
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Jimmy Neutron on the entrepreneurial panel. Totally working the crowd and inspiring everyone. #ssts17 @TealDrones @GeorgeMatusJr
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@charliekirk11 The world will never be the same.
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@timecaptales @PopBase Maybe group play in different continents and then a small break and the next games? That’s how I would do it if I were in charge.
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@cb_doge Nah. It’s thanksgiving bro.
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@JoeBiden “business applications” I’ve never heard that as an economic metric. What does it mean?.
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