Jason Thomas
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CIO of the largest law firm in Florida. CISSP/cybersecurity . #lawfirm . #legaltech | Linktree:
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Be careful folks. I left my laptop in the passenger seat with ServiceNow open and when the thief saw my ticket queue they dropped the laptop and ran off.
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1/5 Over the years, Dolly Parton has taken incredibly meaningful strides to pay forward the blessings that she’s had.
Starting in February, every employee at Dollywood who wants to pursue higher education gets a hundred percent of tuition covered.
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You know, back in the day you could just download the crack from a warez forum and it would play cool little music and the you just click “Patch” and bam! lifetime license!
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Just emailed the CEO of Broadcom and got his OoO: “Thank you for your email. The exorbitant price increases are due to inflation and macroeconomic conditions. Also, the taxes on my mansion in Cabo are sky high!”
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Today at Boston Medical Center, I received the first of two doses of the Pfizer BNT162b2 COVID-19 vaccine candidate...1/2
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I’m going to say it again.
Snoop and Martha Stewart are the greatest bestie collab in history.
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Adam Grant: “What’s the worst piece of career advice you’ve received?”
Mark Cuban: “ ‘Follow your passions.' No. Follow your effort. No one quits anything they're good at. If I followed my passion, I'd still be trying to play professional basketball."
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Dude, these people are absolutely delusional and just flat out nuts.
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Happy World Password Day to all who celebrate!
Post your password in the comments and I will test the strength of it.
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4/5 A great goal for 2023 that anyone can achieve?
In Dolly’s words:
“Dream more, care more, do more, and be more.”
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Reopen the schools!
I’ve seen this tweeted a couple times this week. Not everything is a conspiracy.
The order of operations says you perform multiplication before addition:
50 + (50 * 2) = 150
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“Okta Security has identified adversarial activity that leveraged access to a stolen credential to access Okta's support case management system.
The threat actor was able to view files uploaded by certain Okta customers as part of recent support cases.
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“He calls himself the black Steph Curry” 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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3/5 “…We want them to have every chance in the world, because a lot of them are poor people as well, up there in the mountains, or people certainly couldn't afford to go to school or have that education. So we try to let them go to school and that's all of our employees.”
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Stop offering to pay for tech support from me with a 12-pack of Coors light.
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2/5 Dolly: “Well, that's something I'm very, very proud of. The reason we do it, we love our employees and they're wonderful people.
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Im the only one in the exit row and solely responsible for any emergencies.
No pressure.
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Dear non Asian-Indian peeps,
I hope this tweet finds you well.
There is more than just Chicken Tikka Masala and Butter Chicken. Please explore the menu.
Thanks
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You guys I’m here at the Mandalay. Where is everyone??? Is Defcon cancelled???
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The genius behind the GameStop manipulation. Apparently, he never left the 80’s.
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- ~600K cybersecurity openings in the US.
- 50% of hiring managers do not believe their applicants are qualified.
- 16% state it takes 6+ months to fill a new cybersecurity position.
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I’m being sent a Yeti Tundra for taking a 30 minute call. Crazy marketing dollars out there.
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Lawyer: “I need access to OF. Can you just give me admin access to Zscaler?”
Me: “…why?”
Lawyer: “It’s for a case I’m working on.”
Me: “MATTER NUMBER?”
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Waitress; “Jason, you sure about the nachos? It’s just you and they’re huge.”
Me: “Nah, I got this mami!”
The nachos…. 🤦🏾♂️
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You’re won’t find a Wikipedia page for her but Mira Murati is the CTO of OpenAI and leads the teams behind the game-changing ChatGPT and DALL-E.
Mira is 35, born and raised in San Francisco, Albanian and went to Dartmouth. She was a summer analyst at Goldman Sachs, senior
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Massachusetts just introduced the vaccine buddy system. Accompany anyone 75 or older and you will also get the vaccine, regardless of age. BOGO!
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@ellwoodthewood
@Broadcom
@VMware
I love what Proxmox is doing but it’s just not there on the enterprise side.
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Employee: “I have an emergency.”
Help Desk: “Did you submit a ticket?”
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The employee reviews on Glassdoor say it all. “CEO admits he has no hobbies outside of work. Stock price only thing that matters.” 🤦🏾♂️
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2/2... I consider it a privilege to be a part of this Phase 3 clinical trial, and thankful for all the doctors, scientists and medical care workers who have been working tirelessly to fight this this disease. Science will win.
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Not a fan of Thanksgiving leftovers. Therefore, hereto, I shall grill this cut of Wagyu.
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Donald J Trump is a genius. That’s what the “J” stands for.
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5/5 Check out her chat with Adam Grant’s Work/Life podcast:
Picture courtesy of the New Yorker.
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This is what leadership looks like 🔥
Caitlin Clark including her teammates after the first picture is pure class 👏
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It’s all about Pho, bruh, on a chilly New England evening.
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@lucasfryer
So I have / would respond to the carrier with “company policy is that SSH access is disabled to ESXi hosts per VMware security best practices” and link to article. Doubt they’ll fight you on that.
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Dude at the bar last night: “What do you think about COVID? I got it last year and I survived because I’m healthy & most healthy people will. I still haven’t fully gotten sense of smell back but it’s not a big deal bro!”
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Finally got to see the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I can die now!
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“To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.”
“If you don’t fail, you’re not even trying.”
~ Denzel Washington
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BREAKING: I got my VMware renewal quote. It’s 5x what I’m paying now. $165 / core. I have over 1,000 cores.
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New mask, Wu dis? Shout out to my friend
@BadassBowden
who made this mask and is one of the kindest and selfless people I know.
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My Uber smells like weed and we are listening to Bob Marley 😂
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This is your brain.
This is your brain after back-to back meetings.
Any questions?
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