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Bulgarian milk man offered me a lifetime supply or raw goat milk if I marry his daughter
Much 2 think about
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So if lactic acid is a direct antagonist to testosterone & CO2 reduces lactic acid is there any danger behind sipping baking soda sparkling water all day? Or are there better ways to increase CO2?
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Rolled out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Threw on a sea salt & ciggaretes scented linen shirt.
Alexa, play she's only happy in the sun by Ben Harper. That'll give me enough motivation to dawdle on down to my very important meeting with Mr book his associate the beach.
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Real niggas dont need pre workout instead the Faustian spirit courses through their veins, enabling them to derive unlimited energy through conceptually commanding millions of men into battle mid set (I have severe autism)
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I'm simple man... I make friend with neighbor & chop wood in exchange for a chalice of anabolic elixir from the weird cow penis thingy
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@IsaacIsHomeless
A cold shower followed by staring at the sun w/ a cigarette (ideally grounded) helps me recover from serious doomscroll dopamine depletion sessions
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Fat lesbian cousin was absolutely seething when she saw my Lana del rey poster, said she's only popular bc she enforces engrained sexist stereotypes, I said it's bc she's talented & beautiful & that she's just mad bc she's fat & lonely... She started growling at me like some sort
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The advice of 'don't chase girls, work on yourself, bro' is extremely nuanced. Whilst I agree that you shouldn't orient your existence around chasing women, you also shouldn't completely opt out either. Feminine attention can either make or destroy a man, nothing's a better
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crazy how much knowledge some junkies have, they just can't articulate or actualize it. you must interact w ppl of the periphery often. kids & junkies. souls society's either yet to choke or gave up trying. ppl don't know you can literally pay the local homeless man one cig to
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She's a 10 but she's into me so she must be somewhat mentally retarded
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Crazy what 2 yrs of sun, steak & steel can do to a mf
(I'm the one with the hat)
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Been on a little island off the coast of aus for about 3 months. picking coconuts, learning to spear fish, finished the old testament. been smiling more & my retardation seems to be reverting a lil so yeh yeh life's been pre good man
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You don't need pre workout, just go to the gym at 4am & feed off the sheer determination from the creatures that enhabits it at such ungodly hours: Single moms, entrepreneurs & as of today a fat baldcel doing ninjutsu seals in the mirror pre set... Unprecedented amounts of vrill
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I went to Normy Island, and everyone claimed to know you. I even briefly passed by Depleted Dopamine Lane, where your name adorned posters hanging from the walls. They mentioned that you haven't been grinding as you used to, not even leisure-maxing at that, just merely existing,
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Wow, it seems you're really bullish on that new $STINKYJIZZYCUMSOCK coin you've been talking about. Just curious, at what value do you attribute your soul, anon?
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Being grateful for food is mandatory—regardless of religious affiliation. For a 🐝 to make 500g of honey he must embark on aprox 8000 heroic missions to collect flower dust, regurgitate it into his mates mouths & store it in little wax safes for human's 2 suck down for only $4.99
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So many tallow skincare products popping up on sinstagram, you can literally go to your local butcher make a joke about the sport/weather or something, politely ask for suet & he'll probs give it to you for free. if you spend $45 on a lil tub of boiled beef fat you're dumb & gey
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I'll often be mindlessly sinning without remorse & I'll wonder why I feel brain fog, sick or sluggish & proceed to stuff myself full of nootropics, meanwhile the weight of my sins slowly suffocates my soul
Often times the best biohack is a clean conscious & a repentant heart
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Airports. smthn cool about interacting with ppl you'll nvr see again. Eggz, Leather jkt, fanny pack full of filters & fortune cookies (wild wknd)
I like golf, but don't be deceived. the magazine is merely a means to trojan horse my mission: fart on infants & grimace at grannies
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Not many ppl know that Mario kart music at 2x speed is basically audible Adderall. Bazzas giving out free lines of dried sea horse in the Walhalla shearing shed smoko room, which he reckons is a potent aphrodisiac
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PT but instead of some mid fizeek mesoycycle mf it's an extremely hot female who just hurls morally repugnant insults at you and hand feeds you grapes as you workout
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The part in John 20:11-18 w/ Mary mistakes Christ as a gardener is so profound. Its as if Christ, through his resurrection, is replanting Eden. Its also significant that the first person he meets after awakening from his "deep sleep" is a woman in a garden. He is Adam & shes Eve
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Plz pray for me bros. I've just lost my license for 3 months, and I have a court hearing next week for lighting fireworks in an abandoned flour mill. It ain't looking good breh
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Ppl fear age too much, god says gray hair is a crown of glory. I eagerly await my hairy prune era, emerging from the beach after a quick back 9 w the boys, sucking down sardines & cig before returning to work (loitering around cafes & discussing fine works of literature w bros)
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This new tiktok trend of melodramatic zoomers hiding in oversize hoodies saying they're on their "demon arc" has to be the gheyest thing to infest modern day gyms... lifting weights is a god given gift, im gleefully galavanting into the gym, all my bros arcs angelic
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The worst part about insomnia isn't the inability to sleep, it's the bifurcation of body and mind. When your mind can't find rest in its own body, it commits treason & wages war against the flesh it inhabits, turning you into an unembodied carcass forcing your mind to seek solice
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My brothers in Christ. Tinned mf mackerel. Tastes like a kick in the cock but 54g of protein is 54g or protein
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Hey bros, anyone got any advice re insomnia? I block all blue light after 6pm, tried pre much every sup & my days are spent shearing sheep & banging weights like a maniacal meth head so I'm extremely exhausted but still get 3hrs of sleep a night & its genuinely driving me insane
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Lad what on Gods green earth are u actually doing?? This's a family function, the hoes dont want to know u would have been Hitlers wonder kid or that its cool bcs u post a cute lil green frog, they dont care if its bc ur "goon maxing" eugenics ain't sexy & there is no "nazrizz"
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No one is more miserable than a Christian, who for a time, hedges on his obedience. He does not love sin enough to enjoy it’s pleasures, and he does not love Christ enough to relish holiness. He perceives that his rebellion is iniquitous, but obedience seems distasteful.
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avg atheists "ill get shot outta my dads dick grow up find a fleshy sack of bones spray my boy juice in her warm lil lady cave & my mini me's just gonna chill in her stomach then probs eat engine lubricant & complain about new soyflix szn until I die"
Chads "Wait.. I am loved"
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Sure, niccotine & caffeine are great
But have you ever tried cold approaching a well cultured 18bmi 10 that looks like a lead actress from a French indie film only to be laughed at by the way you pronounce classical musical composers?
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Idk how you MFs listen to Lana while gymming. Not sure how aggressively oscillating between uncontrollable sobbing and a raging boner can be conducive to optimal hypertrophic stimulus
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Women: God's finest creation and the devil's most beguiling drug. Turn her down. Don't let your destiny be determined by your dick. Consumptive love is never satisfied. Your adept ability to effortlessly attract women should cower at the feet of your discipline to turn her down.
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Inceldoms the only way
Just get really good at something and love God
Women aren't real
They're just pretty carcasses embodied by nephilim that God permitted to stay on earth to tourment the souls of sensitive young white men
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The key to a good pump is focusing on engaging tiny muscles you don't even know exists. envisioning your desired fizeek during every rep, pretending mentzers there hurling abuse in your ear, every contraction is god glorifying himself through you, if your intention isn't leaving
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Heartbreak is strange bcs love transcends feelings, you can feel anxious when they're distant or sad when they're hurt. Heartbreak doesn't offer the fleeting luxury of sadness or anxiety, instead, the sun loses its warmth & you're left you completely numb & paralyzed in pain.
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You're a Christian for the coffee & the company; your eternity isn't determined by how you spend an hour on a Sunday. Our cross is found in the most mundane & minuscule acts of kindness. The guy you grimaced at at the gas station is the closest thing to God you'll encounter today
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God gave the gift of the gab to the wrong geezah!!! We did it, we're free lads!!
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I must attain greatness! How could I not? Must I feign ignorance to the fact that I portray the ripped, based anime protagonist within the conceptual narrative constructs of countless children's imaginative narrative schemas—they await eagerly as I ntr the szn of my main hero arc
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My life's just a constant cycle of trying to find God in the wrong places
Then suddenly through something seemingly unrelated & mundane I'll be reminded that it's not me who does the searching for I am already eternally sought
He's the breath in my lungs
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Man god was so real for making girls that dance when they eat
Pure feminity delighting in its own existence
That & baby pygmy hippos are probs life's coolest creations atm
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Crazy how your attire affects a gym sesh. Boat shoes & a polo (yacht party attire) defs increases mind muscle connection, HiVis workwear & Steele caps increase strength & those hippy barefoot shoes make me wanna go home slap it till it's semi & cram it up my own if ima be honest
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The key is to be icky AF at airport so shody dont drown in her tears. I loved her man, I think. Gave my heart only to have it tragicaly torn apart by distance. So I pay $80 to carry on some books & a jacket but this gargantuan sack of seed oils sitting next to me rides for free?!
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Petition to make a tndr—but instead of star signs, smoothie bowls, & soft porn: It's an archive of your top 5 fav tweets; ideal date idea; a voice memo of you impersonating a cartoon character, reading an excerpt of your fav book—& how u wish to spend a Sunday afternoon in 15 yrs
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Paralyzed by possibilities, time & freedom shackle ppl blessed w thrill seeking spirits
One flight away from
Gardening w monks on mt Athos, making surfboards in a lil secluded shack on a beach, hunting pedo pirates or galloping over green hills that seem to stretch to eternity
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So much beauty in the Old Testament man, majority of which gets dismissed as 'long lineages' or 'outdated practices.' Currently reading about the two goats sacrificed during the annual Day of Atonement in Leviticus. One was sacrificed for YHWH, and the other, the 'scapegoat,' was
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Soul stick sup stack 🚬
-NAC
-egg yolk (vit E)
-Acerola cherry (vit C)
-B12 & 6 (oysters, GF liver)
-B1
-Grounding (mitigate free radicals)
-Barefoot beach sprints (in sun)
-Co Q10
-Cod liver (omega 3)
-Milk thistle extract (silymarin)
Smoke like a chimney & run like a cheetah
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Idk if you guys can smell it but there seems to be a distinct "we are back" scent in the air & it's been awhile since I farted
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Sprinting down supermarket isles, hands full of milk & rib-eye steaks, winking at old ladies, shadow boxing in the line, consuming the RDA's weekly Cholesterol recommendation before you get back to your car is the modern day equivalent of hunting down huge mammoths with the boys
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I bought a new film camera in hopes of etching your scintillating smile into eternity. But it too will inevitably fade to the funny tricks of time. But come, while we wait, lay your pretty little amalgamation of atoms on my chest until we eventually return to dust.
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In a deleted episode of hoobermans podcast he stated that listening to clash of clans war raid music subliminally at 428hz while spamming heavy zerchers increases girth of c*ck to that akin to "a fat infants arm holding an apple" trust me bro
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Crazy how when I started lifting I was mentally the biggest I've ever been but physically the smallest, now, as I've gotten bigger it's slowly inverted. Kinda like the time I was cranking the ole bison in the school disabled toilets, shaft was looking larger than ever so I text
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