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25. long suffering jamaican.

between Kingston and Kilburn
Joined September 2012
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19 days
dying is actually really expensive, no obligation but here's my p @yp @l if anyone wants to help out:
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show's over
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6 years
liberals be like: capitalism is FAR from white supremacist reality: capitalism 📍 📏 (2 min walk) 📏 📏 📍white supremacy
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2 years
every video i've ever seen of dominican men confirms they are just jamaican men in spanish
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4 years
bold statements from the uni that has 0 Black professors
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LSE
4 years
A commitment to exposing and challenging social evils, like racial inequality, is part of our founding purpose. #BlackLivesMatter
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I feel sad that because of the Caribbean being an archipelago, when you hope for the storm to swerve to miss your island, it can only mean it will be redirected to another
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2 years
"They add that the baby’s life can continue as it is now in Jamaica with financial support from his mother in the UK." Barrel children as institutional policy. No words.
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Charlie Brinkhurst-Cuff
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Woman who gave birth in Jamaica stranded after baby refused entry to UK
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3 years
some of u said i was exaggerating last year when i said the uk was doing eugenics but 🤷🏾‍♀️
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2 years
Remember when the British banned drums in Jamaica?
@NationwideRadio
Nationwide90FM
2 years
WATCH: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Kate, participate in the entertainment events at the Trench Town Culture Yard in Kingston. The Royals joined in the drumming as members of the Rastafarian community chanted.
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More enslaved Africans were trafficked to Jamaica than the entirety of the US South, because British plantation owners worked out it was cheaper to keep trafficking people than have them reproduce. Life expectancy of an enslaved African in Jamaica was 34.
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the caribbean is not north or south america, but a secret third thing
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3 years
another installation of dystopian realities repackaged as feel-good news stories
@LowrieChin
J A Lowrie-Chin 🇯🇲 🙏🏽
3 years
14-year-old Kelvin Peart of Ferncourt High School transformed an old bar into a classroom to teach little ones in his community - a true Ray of Hope @televisionjam
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2 years
tube ads are so bleak rn
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1 month
pls what does a politics degree have to do with a linguistics argument. I have BSc and MSc from LSE, and I disagree, so what now. Degree-off?
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3 years
Do you have to be a chef to know when food tastes bad?
@GinaWatss
Gina
3 years
Since everyone is an expert...what do you guys think the govt should do?
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2 years
the caribbean has some of the best flags in the world imo
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6 years
let's just ignore the fat that soda companies privatise water resources in poor towns in the global south, make soda cheaper than fresh water and then allow rates of diabetes and obesity to skyrocket
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4 years
Yes we will discourage it because stockpiling sets a dangerous precedent and deprives the most vulnerable populations of food and hygiene. We can't just let people run amok because it makes them feel "wholesome" whatever that's supposed to mean
@tHeONicK
♐FueledByRamen
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Frankly. If you don't see the need or urgency in "stocking" up on whatever, (that is ok). However, stop discouraging people from doing what makes them feel wholesome. Buying stuff from the supermarket doesn't mean that was the only precaution taken. We all don't perceive the same
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5 years
nah this is testing children's reasoning capacity instead of the rote memorisation our generation endured
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2 years
visually distinct without being overly complicated
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20 days
show's over
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2 months
i've posted about this everywhere but here: my mum is terminally ill. i am in jamaica because she is dying. still say hi if you see me around town but please don't ask me what I'm doing home/when i'm leaving :(
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4 years
the glamorous part took me out too because the majority of these women have hyper-glam aesthetics
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4 years
realise that you don't have to be rolling in money to be richer than 90% of the world
@pasrealiste
mumbi
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'The richest 10% of the global population, comprising about 630 million people, were responsible for about 52% of global emissions over the 25-year period, the study showed. Globally, the richest 10% are those with incomes above about $35,000 a year'
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@ChasmDenial Why are you asking this? In 1992 our former PM ran his campaign with the slogan "black man time now". Apart from him and one other, the country has been run almost exclusively by white or mixed people. Our leader of the opposition is a white man with a British passport.
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3 years
That's an even worse return on investment if someone paid for you to be educated and the end result was a YouTuber with less than 200 subscribers
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That's assuming that I went to a school subsidized by the government. How do you know that I wasn't educated elsewhere at a private institution? Assumptions assumptions lol.
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2 years
'job stealing immigrant' is such a funny phrase like ofc why else would i be here. the culture? the warm and friendly people? be serious pls.
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6 years
lesbians and other women said this months ago for the entirety of male existence to attack them but i guess these things are more palatable if a man says it 💅🏾
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2 years
feeling rich
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6 years
trying to talk to white men about politics
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3 years
they called my dad capital L because he was tall and skinny with size 14 feet
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Vybz Pedrotel
3 years
Jamaicans are so insensitive with nicknames, you’ll have a near death knife robbery ahn dem start call yuh “Stab Up”
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4 years
imagine how people reacted to sliced bread when it just came out
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4 years
i can only assume this is the development plan for the other 13 parishes
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I really hate when Americans act like they had it uniquely bad
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5 years
KFC raised price of famous bowls. we strike at dawn.
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3 years
I didn't realise the Caribbean Sea was that deep?
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4 years
god imagine being a jamaican marxist economist and u end up raising k*mala. i'd be pissed.
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4 years
i promise you, a strip of land in the mediterranean is not controlling the US of A
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2 years
#xoduscarnival 🧡💖🧡
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4 years
diabetes and hypertension. this is like most of our grandparents in jamaica. stay home.
@NationwideRadio
Nationwide90FM
4 years
#UPDATE Jamaica’s first #COVID19 related death is a 79-Y-O male from Clarendon with diabetes and hypertension. He presented to the Lionel town hospital on March 16 with Symptoms. The patient was in isolation in Mandeville. He died at about 3pm while being transferred to the UHWI.
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2 years
white person in nyc is gonna tell us, black and brown people, to stop being white saviours
@AshleyLatke
Ashley Lake
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one day we'll stop looking at people around the world from a white savior propaganda viewpoint, going in and enforcing raids and tying aids funding to an "anti-prostitution pledge" maybe we'll simply start listening to the people there about what they want. this framework harms.
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like the whole point of (CAPE) caribbean studies was that we don't really have an agreeable working definition for "caribbean". it's a sociopolitical identity that people identify into based on geography, history and/or culture
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3 years
idk you'd think we'd have learnt as a 'post-slavery' society that just because something is the law doesn't make it right
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6 years
6.8 magnitude earthquake in Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹
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3 years
can someone commission me to write about how this government uses the pretext of climate change to beg money abroad when they're not even doing the bare minimum at home
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2 years
we are cancelling onomatopoeia?
@craigspoplife
Craig Seymour, Black gay Bipolar music critic
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“Oontz Oontz” is a micro-aggression, suggesting Black-rooted forms of dance music are so indistinct & lacking in complexity that they can be summed up by the sounds of an infant. This has largely been the discourse on Black dance music for the history of recorded sound. 💥
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1 year
first of all why are you as a black person in jamaica going to a restaurant named plantation smokehouse
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3 years
"Links run Jamaica" is a very uninteresting statement to me. Links run every country, we just see it more clearly because this place is so damn small.
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@caribbeannewsuk
CaribbeanNewsNetwork
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#JAMAICA : Attorney and reparations advocate Bert Samuels. speaking on the arrival of Prince William and Kate Middleton to the island, says that "Jamaicans were very torn up to hear about Harry and Meghan's issue, during their interview with Oprah Winfrey.
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my dad's reply to my father's day insta story im gonna cry
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2 years
The term Caribbean is also a colonial construct
@dwbrunton
The Digital Creole
2 years
The Caribbean is a geographic region, the West Indies is a colonial construct. They are not the same. West Indians are Caribbean people, not all Caribbean people are West Indian
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Environmentalism, Capitalism, Racism and Imperialism: a thread by me
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Name something that isn't Jamaican but FEELS Jamaican
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2 years
Jamaica if we changed the motto to something sensible
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6 years
y'all hear sumn?
@nowthisimpact
NowThis Impact
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Leftover rice could give you food poisoning
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6 years
tropical island nations are doing the most to fight environmental degradation and yet also suffering the most from the carelessness of big polluters, the world is unfair
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2 years
what is it about jamaica that makes diasporans imagine it an ideal place for racial healing? is it the motto?
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3 years
claims starting with "no one talks about" are untrue 99% of the time. someone is talking about it; you're just not paying attention.
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2 years
My 7 year old daughter strikes again. She said "the BOJ's policy interest rate hike doesn't go far enough to fight inflation"
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2 years
yeah i wish i was illiterate so i didn't have to read this take
@rodneytwit
Rodney S. O. Campbell
2 years
I always say it..JA had far less crime and much greater family/community morals and values when a significant amount of the population was illiterate...the more "educated" we became, the more entitlement over empathy, more enraged than engaged, divisive over decisive #ThisIsUs
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some of y'all peaked in high school and it shows :/
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2 years
growing up poor is not a teachable moment, it's traumatising
@redshiftsinger
Redshift, Doppler Parody Account
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@flotisserie I think former rich kids who are cut off are, at the point they’re thrown out into the world on their own, often worse off than kids who grew up poor. Growing up poor teaches one the skills to survive poverty. Rich kids don’t learn that until/unless they’re cut off and HAVE to.
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marriage is kind of crazy, you like a person so much you get the state involved?
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@LaChicaAlta what do u mean there's only six people in the picture
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say no to liberalism and yes to liberation
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3 years
look at this cat that adopted my dad
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it is NOT classist or fatphobic to say poor people deserve access to fresh, healthy foods. soda is everything but that
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2 years
to the people who keep asking me "why are we replacing chilitos", chilitos once called me to tell me that they were out of cheese, and asked if i still wanted my quesadilla delivered without cheese. they said i could add the cheese myself at home.
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2 years
jamaican twitter has the wrong demographics to be arguing on whether or not jamaica is 'safe'
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5 years
totally stole this meme from FB but what a big mood
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Pics I took in Cuba, a thread 🇨🇺
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this museum had a solo exhibition in 2014 for a white jamaican artist who still lives on a staffed great house. so this is par for the course
@SlaveryMuseum
International Slavery Museum
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Congratulations to Michelle Charters, Head of International Slavery Museum, whose services to our local community have been recognised with an OBE in the 2024 King’s Birthday Honours list. Read more:
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1 year
my cousin used to use our (liguanea) address on job apps because he'd get rejected with his actual (spanish town) address. why are we so obsessed with pretending that privilege isnt real?
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5 years
they fired him because they found out he was bipolar. a haunting reminder that mentally ill people do not have legal protections in jamaica to prevent terminations like these
@suraze
Lorenzo
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UWI U-TURN - Lecturer fired before getting chance to donate $3m salary to needy students
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Ash: Argentina is genocidally racist Argentinians: no it isn't n*****, go back to Africa
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6 years
you know i really wish i had tthe privilege of being apolitical sometimes. i like dogs and art and cooking and parties but i can't even be a basic bitch in peace with all the oppression in this world.
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4 years
they do this to filter out physically disabled people btw (usually they don't use such a heavy weight)
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2 years
24 today but more importantly, in my bob era!
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3 years
The Caribbean urge for something nice after dinner
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a more serious administration would have done this at the beginning of hurricane season and made plans for regular maintenance throughout the season
@CVMTV
CVM Television
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Cleanup efforts continue in the Sandy Gully ahead of Hurricane Beryl. Our reporter, Ramon Gordon, is on location. #CVMNews
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2 years
my bf doesn't even live here and he got my mum flowers delivered to her bedside at the hospital 🥺
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3 years
not every personal slight is oppression, sometimes people just don't like you and it has nothing to do with any of your identities
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@ChasmDenial White people are 0.4% of the population and they dominate commerce, politics and industry. In any case having black leadership means little if they represent white interests, in the same way that Obama serving two terms as president didn't end racism in the US.
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4 years
i love this song
@cnnbrk
CNN Breaking News
4 years
A cruise ship carrying more than 600 passengers with at least five confirmed coronavirus cases on board is frantically searching for somewhere to dock after it was refused entry at several Caribbean ports
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i've posted about this everywhere but here: my mum is terminally ill. i am in jamaica because she is dying. still say hi if you see me around town but please don't ask me what I'm doing home/when i'm leaving :(
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3 years
I am a Jamaican living in Jamaica
@patriot_arh
PATRIOTIC⁹™
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This is an opinion piece by an intl journalist for an intl news outlet wonder @NestaJA or @julietcuthbert saw and read this? 🤔... Shower rangers, weh unno deh? 👀
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4 years
tweets that did not age well
@KenRoth
Kenneth Roth
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In typical Chinese Communist Party fashion, Beijing confines 35 million people rather than pursuing the transparent and targeted approach to the Wuhan coronavirus that public health and human rights require.
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@_haaniyah_ and u know im kinda fine with that because boots/superdrug seem to automatically double the price of hair products once they realise that it's for afro hair 💀
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2 years
Me today, for gal-dem
@galdemzine
gal-dem
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William and Kate’s Caribbean tour is no charm, all offensive
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caribbean people who travel, what's the most racist country you've visited?
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going thru my mums photo album from the 80s/90s... when can men dress like this again?
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@mcintosh_kim In general I wish we would talk more about the disproportionate role Scotland played in slavery. I feel like it's been so whitewashed now with their push for independence.
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what in air nation
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2 years
bring back gatekeeping
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🤍 🍇🥖🧡🥂
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3 years
it was a waste of our tax dollars to educate you
@Terruh1
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Loans are only given to people who are mostly likely to repay them. Financial institutions are not charities. And, if you say, well government should do it. That'll be at the expense of the rest of us; our tax dollars would have to go towards subsidizing an already weak industry.
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why do we have to go back to our ancestors to justify a dance move? can't we just enjoy dancing? does there have to be profound spiritual meaning behind everything we do?
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2 years
if they raised $11,500 yesterday and had a press conference yesterday, why have they only mentioned it today AFTER the opposition mentioned their own fund
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this was so funny
@PoliticsMoments
insane moments in british politics
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Rory Stewart takes selfies with members of the public whilst campaigning in Hartlepool (2019)
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Funny you didn't name Marcus Garvey, who did leave Jamaica 💀
@CalvinC42722136
Nivlac Rrac
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@JamaicaGleaner Imagine Paul Bogle, Sam Sharp, Norman Manley and the other freedom fighters had left Jamaica because they couldn't manage the struggle.
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