Pro tip: use a hair dryer as a sound machine at night so when your sugar momma is getting ready to go make that bread she doesnt wake you up from your sleeping slumber

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@maddelionn It would have worked if you would have given me a minute.

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@maddelionn Lmfao yeah I had to get it out with the pump of a bottle of hand soap 😂

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@PKEWX3 No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

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@maddelionn I feel your pain I've had someone call me ma'am at a drive thru