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Just a regular Dave fan.

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Follow my burner people @chr1s239 but with burners only
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You scream “energy” but you lack iron. Just go take a nap
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Who is your favourite female YouTuber and why is it Nella Rose??
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Finally fixed it😌
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I’m struggling bare to fit this into my header ngl😠
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“Shared tweet with you” is my love language
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Passed my driving test today and going to my first choice Uni to study Football Business and Finance 🥳🥳🥳My God is greater🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Yeah you’re leng but do you say “please” and “thank you”
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Discussing Marvel is my love language
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Girls private stories are so shit
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If I crash this car on a glide, don’t worry about my head getting dented
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I feel sorry for the girls that actually have a personality on here because the “I hate men” girls just crowd them out
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80% of the tl is actually in education right now🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Girls are so shit at compliments 😭
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What’s everyone’s favourite mix?? This is mine 🤤
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Why can’t all black people just be black in peace, why do we have to divide into groups so much
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Someone said Martial was trying to parachute into the stadium to play for France😭😭😭😭
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Cardi B running away from Offset... that’s Cardi O
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At 14 ask me if I knew what Twitter was?? I was outside playing nutmeg rush with my boys
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Your soulmate is Jamaican 🙏🏾
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Which one is it then😭😭
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idc a relationship will only work if the guy likes the girl more imo
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Good morning to all the women that don’t slander men daily 😚
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The talking stage properly starts after the first link
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When will women understand that their success rate of them shooting their shot is 98%
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East Africans are my weakness.
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Good morning to all the women who don’t hate men 👋🏾
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I can kill two birds with no stones 🔵
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@Saweetie Do you need a new glacier boy😏
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“All men do is lie” yeah that’s exactly why I called you beautiful
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The fact that 88+22 doesn’t equal 100 feels weird to me
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Does anyone know how to delete feelings?
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People are doing demon time but not even legal to have sex
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I wanna play fight with this girl and stroke her hair and then kiss her hands and speak about our future and baby names, then we go library and have a nice study sesh whilst helping eachother out with our courses. Then go back home and have some sex till sunset
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How does everyone brush their teeth? Water, toothpaste, then water again right?
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Imagine judging someone based on their star sign🥴🥴
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Me standing at the kitchen door wondering why it’s taking so long
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Do you niggas really just watch the women in the house slave away making Christmas lunch and not lift a finger?😳😵‍💫😖
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@bonittaplease Who’s we??
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Apparently Pop Smokes’ DJ confirmed he has 400 unreleased songs??😧
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Nella Rose is goated, she really pioneered a whole catchphrase and got it on mainstream tv
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Taking way more pics this year👍🏾
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If you’re reading this tweet, go shoot your shot with that girl/boy
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If her name ends with an “a” but sounds like “-uh” she’s gonna ruin your life
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A woman is the most important person in my life so you’re skunked if you think I’ll ever disrespect a woman
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Only because it’s my Birthday🍾🙏🏾APG 🖤
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You remind me of Man United because I want you on top of the table 🌚
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Burna Boy is really HIM, anything he touches turns to gold
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Anywhere that isn’t London I assume is full of grass and fields
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No Polo they Capalot for their G’s 🐐
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Sad boi hours?? One of my biggest insecurities has been caused by social media😔🤕
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If I flirt with you on the tl it’s not serious unless it reaches the dm’s
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@6ixangell So yu wanna body shame their Mum instead??
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Anywho, GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE TIME....
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you guys need to give more credit to yourselves because i see people push themselves to do so well and then say it was all God ??? no it was YOU
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@kaissocool I beg yu chill with slandering a whole religion tho
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It’s always “wyd” never “LMSYDTYC”
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@Santandave1 Seriously boss let’s get an album now I beg
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Who did it better?
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Who remembers the “lob me ..... followers” stage of twitter during lockdown🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
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How girls expect you to read signals:
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East African girls are top 2 and they ain’t number 2
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Jamaican twitter are we readyyyyy???🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
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Who did it better?
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Football twitter will forever be clear of Music twitter 🤣🤣🤣
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I wanna see dark humour again but the tl is too sensitive for that
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Girls that listen to drill have the best personality
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If she won’t unfollow him because it’s “rude” then she’ll swallow his kids like it’s food
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Loooool I feel like Caribbean people never argue with each other on this app
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Yung Filly went straight to Chunkz to celebrate with him😭😭🥺I love them two
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So many beautiful women on the tl, exactly why I’ll be cheating on my future girl
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Am I the only one that doesn’t have someone wanting me? Because that shit mbn
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I’m convinced I got the best mutuals on this app, you lot are the GOAT’s 🐐
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@ma3bae Makes a lot of sense🤝also she is the funniest woman on the whole platform
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The only reason why I don’t open up myself and speak about my insecurities is because I don’t wanna be seen as weak and vulnerable 😢
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If you interact with me just know that I’ll retweet your media
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In this country you can get stabbed and they struggle to find the killer but I could drive in a bus lane and they’ll send you a picture of you driving within 48 hours
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No Martin & Gina📽
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All my mutuals will get their driving license this year🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Balloons on my page 🎈🥳🥳APG, a real tugs birthday today
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@danniitesfay Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type
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Apparently, sex burns calories. That explains why my ex is slim now
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There’s no way I would ever tweet my relationship problems on this app🥴
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Make her 🐱 wet not her eyes
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IF YOU DO NOT HAVE YOUR GCSE’s UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW
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How can you tweet “....interact with me” then air my comment?
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Gotta move different if you want different 🏌🏿‍♂️💨
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I’m actually bare insecure wtf
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@bxttybhne @luliaax Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
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If I had a pound for every a girl called me ugly, I would be attractive 🧏🏿‍♂️
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So now there’s a new strain of COVID from Brazil in the UK😭😭😭wtf is going on
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Yeah I’m taking a break🤕 I love you all though
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Not supporting your mans football team counts as cheating btw
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Loool why are people outside of South London so afraid 🤣
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Twitter girls are scary😭😭why all of you so young
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If you’re a woman and support Man United, I hope your bum grows bigger
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No Polo they Capalot for their G’s
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I’m tired of seeing these signs 50 likes and I’m shooting my shot...
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Imagine if your electric scooter died whilst going uphill 😭😭😭
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Never shoot your friendship shot with a twitter girl. She will air you unless she thinks you’re leng
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@thedefofpoetry @faceinthenews Correct me if I’m wrong but manifesting is the belief that you are in control of your own destiny and you can attract the things you desire to have but I guess some might say this doesn’t leave room for God to actually bless you
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Girls with SLYLY deep voices>>
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