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9 years
Casually sitting behind Hillary Clinton
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@LucasGuido13 Prerecorded date
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10 years
When @Scott_Baackes32 is smaller than you expected http://t.co/joaoTwcCfa
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5 months
POV you see Lucas on a third date
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9 years
Remember to keep your eyes open for leprechauns today. This fella was spotted early this morning
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@BarstoolTate 'Ohio's tate' tax is crazy
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8 years
@prospect_gg this account is pathetic have some respect for your classmates' privacy
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9 years
When someone suggests that I should go to kairos
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10 years
Pass the popcorn
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10 years
Seeing all these districts closing and D214 refuses to close http://t.co/7aiMhiLujZ
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4 years
how are you gonna tell me there have only been two portillo’s in Chicago this whole damn time
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Portillo's will open its third restaurant in Chicago at Addison and Kimball on the Northwest Side next month.​
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8 years
How @Szuba33 sounds making fun of Pokemon Go
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4 years
Can we stop calling them ‘rubber bullets’ since we’ve all learned that that’s complete bullshit? They’re riot bullets and they’re being shot point blank at unarmed first amendment exercisers.
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8 years
Happy birthday @ScHoolBoyQ !please enjoy this picture of me trying to be you back when Oxymoron dropped
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8 years
sunglasses and advil
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8 years
Sconza can finally wash Elmo's blanket #saintrayskidswillknow
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4 years
Damn being an archaeologist looks easy af
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Archaeologists Found a 2,000-Year-Old Cat Etching in Peru
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9 years
When it's finally the weekend but I woke up with a cough and headache
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8 months
Finally one of my ideas is gonna make some money for this company
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9 years
Steph Curry has no regard for human life
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@petegaines @WGNNews @samjcharles I think his empty hands are a pretty necessary part of this story.
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9 years
That's it?
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"1,200 strong." That's Prospect. http://t.co/GdJ71GveYn
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11 years
We may have lost the game, but thank god we still have all our teeth #blessed
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10 years
S/O to @Scott_Baackes32 for lightin up the dance floor #livinglegend
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10 years
The anticipation is real for 22 jump street tonight
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And now this years episode of "Where the fuck is my backpack?"
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11 years
I would not b able to breathe if school got cancelled on Monday
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2 years
there’s no geocache I won’t find
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8 years
Do yourself a favor and check out Childish Gambino's new album
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@chicagosam_
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4 years
- every dude back in town for the summer
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Trump: Suburban women, will you please like me?
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@LucasGuido13 Get ready to learn global warming buddy
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10 years
There's no way I'd rather be spending this night than working the graveyard shift #hereuntilthree
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10 months
this is what a bathroom break feels like on Sundays
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2 years
@chi_numtot Seems like they specifically avoided directing riders to Addison
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@chicagosam_
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11 years
Phs hookups is gone aka someone found out who was running it
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11 years
@teddyeckhardt lookin good on the phs website http://t.co/rUopoB9ucx
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11 years
Coming to the Nohelty house and seeing the famous birthday wall #priceless #evolutionofjack http://t.co/yxdiVLbI9V
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11 years
My liver hurts
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9 years
March madness came early this year
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Jonathan Toews is a menace
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11 years
When I find a new show on Netflix I should just write a goodbye letter to my family
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9 years
If you guys haven't heard 94.9 is FINALLY playing Hanukkah music
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11 years
Happy birthday to the guy with coolest kanye shades on earth @jackkattackk22 http://t.co/LVtruH2ME4
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@chicagobars L&L Tavern
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9 years
Happy birthday to the one and only @DSlupski http://t.co/JAEME8diT7
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8 years
@merrymckenna Option E: Kevin ✅
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9 years
People are saying that Meek Mill's career is over when he's going to be making more money than ever...no such thing as bad publicity
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11 years
It's just not right that Jim and Pam halpert aren't married in real life #TheOffice
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10 years
Probably not gonna sleep tonight because #lolla in the morning
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11 years
All I want for Christmas is for Pasquale to get a twitter #itsabouttime
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11 years
It's funny how I can remember all the lyrics to a 10 year old song but can't remember to do my chem homework #lovintheclassics
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11 years
There is always a sudden family reunion when I'm trying to watch Netflix alone
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9 years
Kanye outdid himself this time #realfriends
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1 year
Divvy fr just like me
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4 years
Big Brother is happy to see you more upset about destroyed merchandise than murder. Don’t be a fool.
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11 years
@DSlupski work hard play hard boys
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8 years
When #BlankFaceLP drops in less than 12 hours @ScHoolBoyQ
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11 years
If there any aspiring male strippers out there I recommend the stage name Hugh G. Rection
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8 years
you say I never think I'm wrong... maybe you're right
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8 years
hate to see you frown but I love to see her smile
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4 years
@ Christians - this your guy?
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And the dumbest thing I will ever see is...
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9 years
Special birthday shoutout to my favorite senior citizen @liam_benson5 happy 18th bro #chilidog
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11 years
Why watch the weather channel when you can just check twitter
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10 years
Highly recommend watching the blind football vine #anythingspossible
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3 years
@E2TheBam Just left the stadium, absolutely electric performance
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9 years
@BarstoolBigCat looks a little cold in Cincy tonight http://t.co/YT2VabT2th
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11 years
Not only is my bracket about 15% right, but so was that math quiz #MarchMadness
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8 years
know it when I see it
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@LucasGuido13 @kellykeegs Heard you're the biggest Swiftie at the company
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11 years
They broke his collarbone. He broke their hearts.
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@jmama_did_that @DivvyBikes More like Sticki bikes.. come on!
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11 years
This school is a prison on planet bullshit
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8 years
RIP George Michael @bluthquotes
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11 years
It is days like this that nfl fans live for
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Rolla's mom has got it goin on
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@Szuba33 that ain't water playboi
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@ryan_lannert 's pro pic will brighten your day #throwback
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11 years
Everyone in Denver is probably getting high to cope with that loss #legalized
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@jackkattackk22 you sound like a 14 year old girl
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The realization of there is no way in hell I'm doing my homework
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“Sell the team” chants all night, whole lot of anger in this building @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolchicago
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11 years
Not sure if Monday or Saturday
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Waiting to see @1future tonight like..
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My life goal is to meet Bob Rohrman
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You had a whole year to write another song
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@d_marsh02 @liam_benson5 savages then. savages forever
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Huge s/o to the guy at Dunkin donuts for giving us 12 free donuts @a_rolla http://t.co/uvcHF45Y3X
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10 years
Biggest buzzkill = losing your phone at Martin Garrix concert #lollaprobs
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11 years
If you ain't talkin lolla I don't wanna talk
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