It’s nice that people think that I need to be saved because I’m a sex worker but I just got $800 for pretending to fuck a dude in the butt for an hour and a half but mostly I just hit him in the face and pinched his nipples really hard. Now I am home eating graham crackers.
Dear women: if you don’t want to go to the strip club with your boyfriend, grow a fucking backbone and refuse to go rather than going and being mean to all the women who are working to pay their bills and care for their children. You are a piece of shit.
After being a stripper for 7 years I have $5,000 in floor length stripper gowns and lingerie, $3,000 in pajamas and loungewear, TWO pairs of jeans, one left sock and last but not least, $9,648 in European thrift store costume pieces.
Are women in general angry enough yet that we’re ready to start stabbing people yet or is that in a few years when they don’t let us own property anymore cuz I’m ready whenever....
@stehauffrauchen
@itspapichurro
LOL I’m pretty POSITIVE they got it for themselves and just had fun “giving” it to like a 1 1/2 year old since the kid is too young to even understand what’s going on
Mia: Something you maybe don’t know about me is I love scrapbooking
Me: *screaming at my phone & spilling my pasta* OF COURSE YOU DO YOU PURE ANGEL SOUL
@miamapless
People think sexwork is just guys handing you money but the fact that I’ve openly offered anal to anyone who buys me the most expensive Roomba on the market proves that this is far from the truth.
@sujataday
Once I was asked by a music executive to write a tv theme show song for 2 black women to sing and when I gave them my final product they asked if I could make it “more black” and I immediately quit because ?? (I think this happened 10 years ago now damn)
I would use tinder to find a girlfriend if every girl on there wasn’t trying to find someone to have a threesome with her and her boyfriend to try and save their relationship
Customer comes up to ME & asks me for a dance
I tell him how much it is
He says: convince me
I say “that’s ok” & return to looking at my phone & ignore him
He says: NO THANKS
🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
To fix the gender bathroom problem all we have to do is have 1 that says “straight men“ & 1 that says “other” & all the straight men who are toxic & insecure would be like “OMG the straight guy bathroom that’s definitely the bathroom I’m going in” BOOM. Done.
Every time a strange man tells me I’m beautiful I say “I know” so that they go away. Men hate it when you already know you’re beautiful they wanted to be the only one to make you realize it. Ruin their plans by having looked in a mirror before.
People think taking me on vacation is a nice gesture and of course it is but you literally need to give me money to go on vacation because I’m not a rich person who can just go on random vacations at your whim and miss out on thousands of dollars why is this hard to understand
@LauraJaneGrace
I love how everyone’s who’s very concerned about trans people playing sports have never mentioned all the violence against trans women out in broad daylight
@KNeferhetep
There’s a lot of people who need a connection in order to enjoy sex so they cultivate that only in order to have sex with no other intentions behind it and I always refer to this as soul rape lol
I’m an
#ActuallyAutistic
adult who:
-went to college at 15
-sang/danced on live tv in asia
-is a traveling stripper in over 50 clubs
-has 6 pop albums
I ALSO HAVE
-meltdowns where I scream & rock
-extreme sensory sensitivities to light/sound
-misinterpret social interactions
If you tell a man who wants to date you and texts you all the time that you can’t afford your phone bill so you won’t be able to text for a while and he does some thing like ask for your email address you should never and I mean ever speak to him again 😂
I just found the Instagram of girl at work who always says “haha you’re so awkward lol haha” and the entire page is basically just her shuffle dancing.
We are waiting in line not even talking and some french girls called us stupid sluts. I know that just means they think we’re pretty and are insecure but if only they knew how much I like anal.
@KNeferhetep
I always have said NATURAL ailments can be cured with nature but all the manmade diseases caused by technology and poison and chemicals can hardly be helped by nature because it’s not natural.
If you’re dealing with mental illness please study psychology, for you. Don’t just take a diagnosis and run with it for years and years on some medication. Yes yes take your meds but keep up with shit. So many people out here thinking they are BPD when they have complex PTSD etc
I want 3 boyfriends but they are not allowed to have other girlfriends they are only allowed to serve me but they may squabble amongst themselves over silly man nonsense like playing dnd & the benefits of owning a ride on lawn mower
Old white men can’t do anything right that’s why we strippers have to help them at the ATM when they don’t understand the placement of buttons compared what’s being shown to them on the screen while they’re sober and we are one and half champagne bottles in.
In a cafe in Ireland didn’t realize my shirt was see through well well well you can take the hoe out of the club but you can’t take the club out of the hoe