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@chef_Bruce
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A good cook is the peculiar gift of the gods. He must be a perfect creature from the brain to the palate, from the palate to the finger's end. W.S. Landor.
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Ok since I just got a bunch of new followers, I swear a lot, I have a very inappropriate sense of humor, DMs; if we talk enough that at some point I was in your Twitter circle, or I know you in real life, DMs are open. Otherwise Iโll block ya.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
As a lifelong Republican who is disgusted with the GOP and swore to never vote for them again. a Cheney/Kitzinger ticket would be very tempting.
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@JoLuehmann
@jaharri18763940
Being Anti no fault divorce and Pro Stand your ground 2A seems like a poorly thought out mix of stances.
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Your boy Elon demanded the bots be purged for the twitter buy out. If it wasnโt for fake friends, you wouldnโt have friends at all.
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@JoJoFromJerz
I canโt give my health inspector even a bottle of water in my 100 degree kitchen because of the appearance of a bribe
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Texas has frozen over, has Cruz headed to Cancun yet?
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@Country17Bumpkn
@gtconway3d
@Morning_Joe
@TheAtlantic
Trump supporters are 2/3rds of republicans. The math changes your numbers. As of 2023 24% of registered voters identify as republicans. That takes your percentage to 16% or registered voters. 46% registered as Democrats. Even if you assume that the remaining 30% 1/2
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@ACTBrigitte
How about a Turkish citizen who lives in New Jersey running for office in Pennsylvania? That seems sketchy to me
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Like Idiocracy, another comedy becomes a documentary
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Is it just here, or has gas gone up 40 cents a gallon, since the Republicans got the house, everywhere?
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@eezallgood
@krassenstein
Heโs just jealous the NFL pays more attention to her than himself
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@Pnk_Flyd167
@JoJoFromJerz
Perverts with night vision camerasโฆ you mean digital security cameras that are in damn near every commercial and public place in America?
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@MikeKellyPA
The precedent that if you f around, you find out? I know you rich white guys rarely experience that, but...
Judge he appointed..
FBI director he appointed...
DOJ attorney he appointed...
Law he signed off on so he could target HRC...
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Ok Iโm a little behind, but it seems to me that
@elonmusk
and
@SenateGOP
and
@FoxNews
are upset that James Wood couldnโt post stolen nudes of another man on twitter? Is that correct?
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After Rapey McForeheadโs nomination. I believe the plan is to drag this out until they nominate Dolt 45 on January 6th. They love theater.
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@AwakenedOutlaw
@JoJoFromJerz
So your logic is that Diddy can run for office and let the voters decide
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@MadScientistFF
I like my animals better than most people, and telling guests to sit in the floor is frowned upon.
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@RepDonaldsPress
Dude, why would you lie, when you KNOW there is signed paperwork that says the exact opposite. And you have to know that on Twitter people are going to call you out on it.
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@Country17Bumpkn
@gtconway3d
@Morning_Joe
@TheAtlantic
Why, do you live in different universe where facts are different and rain pours up?
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@GOP
Nah unlike your guys he didnโt have to lose publicly and repeatedly. As a former republican I can say I didnโt think you could disgrace and embarrass yourselves further. But last week proved you still got it.
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Roseanne is an evil demented troll. I hope Biden and E Jean Carroll sue her for this. Rape is never a joke, unless your MAGA then itโs a sport.
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@ReallyAmerican1
Somebody needs to remind them all who currently commands Seal Team 6. Could clear up a few things
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Multiple generations of service in my family. A blessed Veterans Day to you all, thank you for your service
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โWeโre here to get shit doneโ
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@RepSwalwell
SLAMS
@mattgaetz
for bringing โsomebody that he met at a gun clubโ to the first House Judiciary Committee hearing to lead the Pledge of Allegiance.
Gaetzโs honored guest was charged with killing a family member in April 2019.
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From 2017, but still appropriate, possibly more
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@JoJoFromJerz
Letโs put it this way, my favorite episode of Supernatural is when an Angel goes back in time to save the Titanic so he doesnโt have to hear that damn song again.
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Hmmm Fentanyl smuggler, Didnโt Trump and the
@gop
say these were really good people?
Teddy Von Nukem died of suicide. The Neo Nazi was proudly front & center in Charlottesville. But he couldn't face trial for fentanyl smuggling. Von Nukem leaves a wife & five little kids. May they fall far from the family tree.
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My personal theory on the spy balloons. They are here to give the GOP propaganda.theyโre obvious, so no secrecy intended. Theyโre redundant to the ubiquitous spy satellites. Simply, theyโre there to support Chinaโs MAGA Allies.
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@Mrs_ARockstar
Anyone who doesn't know her, this is truly her down to her soul, I guarantee you this is not a stunt or act.
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@tedcruz
Oh Ted, youโre going to go down in history as the coward who fled the country during a weather emergency, the guy who was a boot licker for a traitor who called your wife ugly, and your Dad a serial killer. And the dude who banged an uneducated escort and took her to congress.
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@GOPLeader
Definition. 18 U.S.C. ยง 1503 defines "obstruction of justice" as an act that "corruptly or by threats or force, or by any threatening letter or communication, influences, obstructs, or impedes, or endeavors to influence, obstruct, or impede, the due administration of justice."
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Ohio is a burning toxic waste dump,,,
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Looks like Elon has figured out how to sell Teslas to his base
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@Kmac4him
@Ocasio2018
Itโs that what the Cheeto in Chief does every day? I guess it just hurts your ego when a woman does it.
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Name a movie I've seen more than 7X with a GIF?
Here's mine.
How about you?
Name a movie I've seen more than 7X with a GIF?
Here's mine.
How about you?
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@DanCrenshawTX
Itโs disturbing that you donโt understand how the law works. And you wonder why you guys lose footing every election.
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@panderson1988
@beaglefacts
My 12 year old figured out how to open the fridge and ran off with my leftover brisket.
My first beagle was known for stealing loaves of bread
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Sounds like a terroristic threat to me
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Iโve come to the conclusion, when I die, no one will miss me. Theyโll miss what I did for them, but they wonโt actually miss me.
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A few months ago I had been stalled under 500 since 2009. Iโm now just a few away from 3000. Sheโs the best!
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