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5 months
Nothing prepared me for the complete dumbing down of our species
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2 years
If I don't get banged at least once this summer outdoors in a sundress I'm giving up on adulting completely
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2 years
Unpopular opinion but in my opinion sober sex > drunk sex
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2 years
I definitely don't have daddy issues but you can fuck me like I do
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2 years
Get yourself a funny girl that also likes to have sex and watch it transform your world
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2 years
I'll fuck on the first date because if he doesn't know how to use his dick there's no reason for a second one
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3 years
Be gentle and kind but take nobody's shit
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2 years
thanks to men I've started dating women
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2 years
That moan he makes on the first thrust is pure magic
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2 years
My thighs are much thicker than my patience with men these days
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2 years
I'm becoming more and more unimpressed with a lot of shit as I age
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2 years
Guys with blue eyes and pretty dicks are pure magic
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2 years
My type is a guy who has their shit together, that makes me giggle and also likes to fuck me senseless
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2 years
Need a guy who isn't afraid of death because if I sit on his face with my ass it's a real possibility
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2 years
If he doesn't want to eat your pussy like it's his last meal don't waste your time
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2 years
If you're not exclusively fucking me or paying my bills I don't care about your opinion of my life
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2 years
"You have a pretty pussy" is a top tier compliment in my world
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2 years
I don't need you to fulfill me just fill me regularly
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2 years
We should be able to send people a bill for wasting our time
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3 years
I'm a handful but I love hard and have a pretty mouth so pick a struggle
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2 years
There's something precious about men who aren't afraid to love
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2 years
Relationship goals include someone who is never too busy for forehead kisses or morning sex
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3 years
Cuddling is such a sweet form of intimacy and I miss it
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7 years
How to find love on the internet 101: Don't.
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2 years
Guys want a horny chick till they get with one and realize that it takes some actual work on their end
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2 years
classy girl with a healthy side of slut
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2 years
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3 years
Vibrators don't talk back nor break your heart so cheers to that
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2 years
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2 years
Date someone who calls just to hear your voice because they miss you
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2 years
I'm no longer negotiating who I am with others and neither should you
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2 years
I often meet people and silently wonder how the fuck they've made it through life up until this point
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3 years
Do fuckbois retire after age 40 or no
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2 years
I'm not above bending over in front of you mid argument to get my point across
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4 years
The more I experience humanity the less desire I have to be a part of it
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2 years
If you're not gonna eat my pussy like your life depends on it we can't be friends
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2 years
Life is too short for bad sex and meaningless conversations
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2 years
Get yourself a short sarcastic funny girl to keep your life interesting
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6 years
I only accept apologizes in cash now
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2 years
Men that enjoy eating pussy will definitely do that thing you like
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5 years
Doordash delivery but for karma
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2 years
The people that think they "know" God better than you do are usually the worst people in your life
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2 years
My toxic trait is the ability to detach emotionally the moment I feel completely unwanted
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2 years
Not enough people get hit in the face with a shovel these days and it shows
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7 years
The romantic in me still searches for you in every sunrise
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2 years
You may hate me but you can't uneat my ass so I win
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2 years
Life is too short to rely on sometimes and maybes
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1 year
@mhdksafa Thank you for continuing to post these types of stories...we need them ❤️
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3 years
Some people come into your life to teach you exactly how you never want to be
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2 years
If he doesn't worship that ass what are you wasting your time for
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2 years
If he never goes down on you, dump him sis
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2 years
Cold weather is the perfect kind of weather for snugglefucking and other acts of debauchery
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2 years
The best people come into your life in the most unexpected situations and ways
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3 years
If you ever want to fall in love I suggest just setting yourself on fire instead
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2 years
Embrace your flaws ✨️
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4 years
Stitch up your own bleeding wounds and never look back
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7 years
If she doesn't scare the shit out of you at least a little bit, she probably isn't the one
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6 years
Be a good person but not a stupid one
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7 years
Bring back love letters, phone calls and face to face conversations...when we used to communicate as people
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2 years
I just want to sit on your face every day don't make it weird
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2 years
I like tasting myself off of your fingers sir
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1 year
@heyyitsjanea @PopBase I haven't met any
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2 years
My vibrator died and I was forced to use my hand like a Neanderthal so I don't want to hear about your problems today
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2 years
I would do just about anything naughty for a honest guy with good intentions that was just for me
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3 years
Find someone that appreciates your soul as much as your ass
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3 years
The sweetest friends in life are the ones that find you when you weren't looking
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7 years
I find you highly addictive and also extremely irritating so it must be love
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2 years
The sexiest thing a guy can do (besides knowing how to actually have good sex) is to be honest and keep his word
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Unconditional love doesn't equal unconditional tolerance of bullshit
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6 years
All you need is a few good people to have your back and all the other idiots in the world are completely irrelevant
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4 years
Illusions are the real pandemic here
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2 years
I'm beginning to think that none of us know what the hell we are doing
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It's your story and your life and you can change it at any time
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The dirty thoughts that run through my head on a daily basis would make most people blush
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If you're gonna make me wonder where I stand with you constantly... I'll see myself out
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2 years
Time eventually reveals how much you mean to someone regardless of what they tell you
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The nice thing about hardly ever having sex is that I'm basically a virgin again so at least I have that going for me
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Please excuse me while I pour bleach over my entire life
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Physical attraction is a bonus but a soul level connection is the real jackpot
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7 years
The word "forever" is clearly subjective and open to interpretation
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Hand holding and talking about life is so underrated
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1 year
Get it Monday
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7 years
Time doesn't heal a broken heart, it only teaches us how to co-exist with the pain
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2 years
Telling me to go choke on a dick isn't the insult you think it is I assure you
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4 years
I want what I want and I'll make no apologies for trying to achieve it
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I wish I could lick things in pictures through my phone
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You can love and respect her and still wanna glaze her face like a donut because balance
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7 years
Don't waste your 3 am thoughts on temporary people
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"Everyone will ignore you if you just play dead" is the most solid relationship advice I've given this year
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Men that help you rebuild your self-worth instead of tearing it down...I see you and appreciate you
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2 years
Apologies are best said when accompanied with any type of bakery item
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And sometimes, among the chaos, we find happiness and peace
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Fucking < Making Love I said what I said
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Quality over quantity is a concept that extends to personal relationships as well
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1 year
Facts
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Sometimes, all you need is just one person to support and believe in you
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I'm tired of healing myself from shit I didn't deserve in the first place
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How I observe you treating others is all I need to know about you
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Kissing is one of the most intimate things you can do with another so don't waste your lips on someone who doesn't appreciate them
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If you are going to spank my ass do it with some authority
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