I bought a towing company yesterday It did 300k in revenue with $126k in profit last year Not sure how the old owner was affording food Anyway, I buy the business and updated the systems with technology and automation Today, we’ve already surpassed last year’s revenue in just a couple hours Buying businesses is easy

The Kansas City Chiefs used my outsourcing firm to hire overseas talent for 80% cheaper Here’s Oleg, a Ukrainian developer they hired for $7/hour to play offensive line in the Super Bowl

@sweatystartup Nick, I just tried cold calling you 8 times and you didn’t pick up. It rang and rang, meaning you weren’t even on another line

@bryan_johnson I’m eating this

@bennyjohnson You don’t speak for all of us Benjamin

$100k invested at a 300% annual return is $300k in passive income per year Enough to retire on Why aren’t more people doing this?

@sweatystartup Too rural. I prefer to own self storage facilities in high demand locations like Times Square New York, or at the Santa Monica Pier

@heshiebee @TheJackForge I buy up daycares and have the kids make cold calls

My ideal woman: - smart - rich - sense of style - beautiful - is Jeff Bezos

POV: You make $4,500/month working remotely from a suburb 75 minutes outside Houston with 5 roommates

Just purchased 10,000 eggs for $20k Now I’m storing them in my garage, waiting for the egg shortage to get worse When it does, panicked consumers will pay $10 per egg I’ll easily net $80,000

@STLChrisH @HowardMarksBook I’m 6’ 7” so I should be fine

While my competition is wasting 4-5 hours a day hanging out with their kids… I’ll be focused on scaling my business

@CoFoundersNik So from the first post I’m assuming you fired your toddler?

@EliotShorrParks @SportsRadioWIP Handing them out for free? Horrible business practice... I'd be charging $29.99 per sandwich. Rich tourists are there to spend money and have plenty of money to burn.

I met with a 97-year old business owner He was on his deathbed, surrounded by his loving family "I'm not leaving the room until he accepts my offer," I shouted, shoving a hospice nurse to the ground (she touched me first) Finally, with his final dying breath, he relinquished his 60-year old plumbing business to me for 1.7x EBITDA, with 90% of the purchase price in the form of a seller's note I rushed out of the room before the cops showed up, with a new small business to add to my portfolio Knowing how to negotiate is a business buying hack

@RMcElhenney @KaitlinOlson Robin, while you’re watching a silly game, I’m busy building my business empire We will see who’s richer 10 years from now

@STLChrisH Here’s a better question

@SahilBloom Just outsource this to a nanny or daycare so you have more time to focus on business

Would you do business with a disgustingly fat slob? Like someone who’s really, really fat and smells worse than a pig

@SBA_Matthias @MatznerJon I should buy his business