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Novelist. Sci-fi & art lover. Author of Cactus Friends, Mushroom Honeymoon, & Acid Christmas. Appalachian raised. 20s in Africa. Geodome manager @airbnb .

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Well, my life is complete. Elon Musk himself liked my tweet reply!! ELON MUSK HIMSELF! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 One like and it was him!! I’m laughing again! Never leaving this platform! My reply was laughing at his cold opener for SNL recap which was truly hilarious and laughter is the
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@AutismCapital Tried listening once and it was so boring. Don’t understand why it’s popular.
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No one is happy about time changes. NO ONE. Why are we still doing this?!
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@butwhyevernot @annehelen How is this possible? What worthless men were these poor women married to??
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@GovRonDeSantis Finally. Thank you. But respectfully — these lights could be way better. Please, we are the home state of the magic of Disney. Can’t we at least make the light display as good as Paris?
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@btchesloveonika @lizzo Would y’all care if Lil Wayne took his bouncers to a male strip club and told them to lick it like a lolipop? Just askin… some double standards up in here #lizzo
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@RonenV @evanvucci Is it his that everyone is sharing? It’s not amongst the ones he shared on his IG.
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@rgay My 14-year-old is presenting a bill they wrote on this topic, arguing that top surgery should be treated the same as a boob job to their Florida middle school classroom today, just sent them this tweet.
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@megs_io @Grimezsz But the addition of the cute fluffy dogs really elevates it to Americana.
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@rgay “Oh, I never liked her.” And then you ask why and they have no answer because deep down they dislike all “fat people.”
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@Noahpinion My best decel story is about a bunch of French millenial hippies I knew living in a house in Yaoundé, Cameroon, doing volunteer work there for an NGO. They were all vegetarian and didn’t want to kill any animals or modify the house they were staying in that was owned by a
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@RonenV @evanvucci Thanks! Great shot! Another Pulitzer on the way!
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@ymmayer Joker was good though. 🤔
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My latest novel, Mushroom Honeymoon, is officially out now in paperback and ebook! Listen to me talk a bit about the book here: #magicmushrooms #psychedelics #trippy #bookshelf
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@sama Next we need simultaneous translation ear pieces for communicating with people who speak different languages.
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@StormDorm411 It me. But I was 19, cause I’m old, but since I was living in western VA with limited access to films, it still counts.
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@rgay I get in there and watch their screen in an uncomfortably close way whenever possible. Then the person hangs up or leaves.
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Great writing advice.
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How to Use Writing to Improve Your Thinking 👇
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@hasanthehun Vance said yesterday that it will be like “eating a giant sandwhich—one bite at a time.” Which played REALLY well with the crowd. So I’m sure they will soon all be using this metaphor.
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@CoriTomorrow So then can women also abandon their kids with no penalty?
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@ItsEmilyKaty I think about this all the time with my daughter. People never realize she’s on the spectrum, though it’s very clear. They think it’s great that she doesn’t talk much. Many people don’t want girls to talk.
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@AdamSinger This is so true. My parents kept going to the native casino during Covid. Now they’re at a music festival with their friends. They are 74. Meanwhile, I’m so tired from all my responsibilities that I mostly just collapse at night. But I guess this is what retirement is about.
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@TorontoStar Anyone who moved from Toronto to Florida like me, knows that this is fake news and masks are unnecessary, otherwise all the Floridians would be dead 😂😂 but we’re all fine and enjoying the sunshine without our masks on! Which we haven’t worn for over a year!
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@thecaptain_nemo And mixed neighborhoods. Everyone has to live amongst each other. Go to school together. Work together.
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One of my favorite episodes of any podcast ever.
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Neil Gaiman's Most Important Rule for Writing 👇 cc: @neilhimself
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@Gabino_Iglesias Currently dying of dysentery on the plains of procrastination.
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@Holy_Caligula I believe it’s actually the opposite.
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@rgay Also mirrors in front of toilets… whhhhy??
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@tszzl But can you ride the subway as a woman at 1am and feel safe? Toronto is very similar to SF, but superior for this reason.
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This mfcker is definitely real. West Coast Florida we’re rooting for you. Manasota Key. Cedar Key. Big Bend. Tallahassee. Tampa. Take care. Stay safe out there y’all. #Idalia Video from west coast florida air force base.
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@ambernoelle This kid is going places.
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Hello 👋 again! New profile pic! I’m author ✍️ Charlotte Dune and I write psychedelic fiction 🍄 and also nonfiction. Read me on Substack or check out my two novels — Cactus Friends 🌵 and Mushroom Honeymoon 🍄. Third novel on the way! 📖 Links to all in my bio. 💋💋💋💋
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@michaelmalice Musk consistently seeing opportunities where others don’t. 😂
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@MDequat @DiscussingFilm God please make it stop.
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@AutismCapital I finished the interview before my Bf even started it.
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@micsolana Also, social studies high school teacher for 20 years? I don’t mean to be mean, but I can’t think of any school teachers I’ve had who I’d want in charge of the entire United States. Do people actually want a high school teacher in charge?? Has anyone thought this through?
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@erikphoel So my brain is playing a fun video game with my body at night to practice living?
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This has been one of the most challenging books I’ve ever read. If anyone else reads this, please get in touch so we can discuss it. The concepts go deep into brain and computer science and I have so many questions. @alieninsect
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Just opened the package of my first proof copies of my first book Cactus Friends: A Psychedelic Love Story! I was nervous, but now I’m so excited to see them in real life! What do you guys think?! #writingcommmunity #writerslife
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@sarahhepola Aristocratic tutors also. Homeschool Teacher/Tutors where I live are making $300 an hour and are so booked up that they won’t take new clients. Huge demand for this from parents dissatisfied with public schools, but lacking in private school options.
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@benjayherr @bchesky Yes. Super hosts get annual gifts. Maybe super guests should get status and gifts also.
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@michaelmalice You MUST also watch the original Australian version of Love on the Spectrum. Also, I still think about the older SF guy and his “aide” and I really wish I had an aide like that to just do anything for me that I didn’t want to do. Someone out there in California is pretending
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@AutismCapital When they first moved to WPB, he toured my daughter’s middle school in south Florida as an option, and it’s specifically for kids with neurodivergence, but above average IQ. Don’t think they would have toured it if this wasn’t his situation.
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@JoyceCarolOates I did it in public school in western Virginia. Every day, I think. It never bothered me. Not opposed to this. Feels patriotic and kind of is an act of gratitude. Like, take a moment, and be thankful I’m in school in America, and not living under a burka with the Taliban…
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@HayleyCMaguire In person writing // nature // yoga retreats for humans that love being human writers with other human writers outside.
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@jeffvandermeer gave a beautiful keynote at the Key West Literary Seminar on a stylized Florida stage with ants and spiders on his podium. He also told a horrific story about almost falling into a gator 🐊 nest. So scary! Left me with lots to ponder about nature and fiction.
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Is there a name for the syndrome where whenever you’re about to take a vacation you have the urge to bring 800 projects, write a novel, and read 10 books during your short trip? Is this an ADHD thing? Why do we think a vacation means weird, unrealistic creative pursuits?
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@TaylorLGrothe I heard a trigger warning in the middle of a podcast recently complete with time codes for the section and it was much appreciated. @AfronautsPod to be exact.
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An editor keeps marking parts of my memoir as “not credible” and I’m triggered AF. Like, you think I’m making this up? This was my life! Has anyone experienced something similar? Do I talk to her about it? I don't want to come off as overly sensitive, but…
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What if we made a decentralized, free-spirited festival that was the opposite of burning man—easy to get to, based on feeling comfy, cozy, squishy, temperate, soft, yummy, and we created lasting things instead of something we burnt? What would that be called?
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@AdamSinger @texasrunnerDFW Def recommend the book Die with Zero for all boomer parents. My parents used to be ridiculously stingy and I gave them that book and everything changed. Now they are enjoying their lives way more too, because they were even being stingy with themselves.
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@michaelmalice This is what happens when people dehumanize others with labels like “Karens.” All one needs to study is the Rwandan genocide to understand why the mass adoption of derogatory labels specifying race, regardless of the hierarchy in place, lead to mob violence.
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@sarahhepola US DOS Foreign Service Political Officer, though I hate to recommend it, because I find the DOS morally reprehensible, but it is very stable and adjacent and pays super well for a writer gig. You write on politics in whatever country you’re stationed in and interview people.
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@rgay What more can we expect from the director who brought us “Mother.”
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Well… the indie author book launch struggle continues. For my book launch today: - I tried to write an amazing book. - I emailed 700+ people, (the number on my newsletter who actually opened the email.) - Did campaigns on every social media platform, including an ad spend on
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@eiffeltyler @ZakiyaNJamal @TheCut This seems obvious given the level of racism in China. I bet no Black people even work for TikTok’s parent company ByteDance.
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My first tweet and I’m doing #NaNoWriMo2019 . Excited to meet my fellow nano crew on Twitter! Who else is doing #Nanowrimo so I can follow you? #writer #amwriting
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Happy to announce that my debut novel Cactus Friends is now available on preorder! Free for Kindle Unlimited and half-price until release on April 28th!
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Yes!!! Shouting it from the rooftops! I finished this year’s #nanowrimo2019 and the book I was writing. So excited!! Coming in on this one at 54,219 words! If you were doing #nanowrimo this year did you finish? Definitely an amazing movement of #writers ! #writingcommunity
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@twbstevej Actually it’s Brat to School season now.
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@Grimezsz Please livestream this.
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Colleen Hoover is 42. She’s outselling every other author in the entire world and people of all ages adore her books. Don’t let anyone degrade you for being a “middle-aged woman.” Women over 40 are crushing it.
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@AmyNielsen06 I find it frustrating that agents don’t provide any success metrics of past financials or deal info. How can I know who to query if I can’t actually see the amounts they helped the authors take or the percentages etc.? Even with a hit book, the numbers could be off.
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Sometimes I do this thing where I have so many things to do that I don’t do anything.
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I got to see the first two episodes of 1899 in the movie theater last year as part of TIFF and I was like holy shit, every big budget Netflix show should do a theater run, because the sound and visuals were absolutely incredible on the big screen.
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Since Oppenheimer and Barbie are getting nothing but good reviews…. What’s the best movie you’ve watched in theaters and you thought to yourselfthis is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen?
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Just finished this book and I’m shook. My GOODNESS. Neuroscience, consciousness, dreams, sex, academic alcoholism, death, cloning, urbanity, animal ethics, fate. Exceeded all my expectations, not just for this novel, but for any novel.
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@HFLane_writing How about the fact that agents won’t show potential clients their success metrics or sales figures. Maybe some will, but all the ones I’ve asked said they would not. Imagine looking for a real estate agent and they won’t show you past sales… not a good sign.
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@judeinlondon Most don’t know who Noel is though. I think he’s totally unknown outside the UK.
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I needed this reminder today. Thanks @tferriss Even the things that feel the most urgent can usually wait. Make something creative first.
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The point is to be able to say to yourself, even for five minutes, “Hark! I am a creator, not just a janitor of bullshit! Here is proof that I can—and will!—do more than just manage minutiae… ”
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#Pitmad Newly graduated Charlotte leaves Appalachia for Uganda to do service work, but soon finds herself enmeshed in the world of the Ugandan 1%, awash in drugs, diplomats, and wannabe African kings. #Mem #IRMC #OWN
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@Kito @Grimezsz Grimes is growing in POWER! Love this jam. Release the full track so we can appreciate the power and dance to it!!
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@jamiattenberg What was the last one? Whenever I hear literary con artist my mind goes to A Million Little Pieces… cause I’m that old…
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Good morning. Is anyone else #TeamAmber ? I feel like I’m out here all alone, but after watching most of the trial, I do not think Johnny Depp is winning this lawsuit.
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@WGthink @jk_rowling These should both be available over the counter. Ridiculous how intensely they’re controlled in the US, yet alcohol is so easy to get. Both Ritalin and modafinin are arguably much safer to use, harder to abuse, and less addictive than alcohol.
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@TimJDillon Running mate: Joe Exotic
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Love it when people leave a rave review on my novel, but then only give it 4 stars… 🤦‍♀️ Why people why? If you write a gushing review, why not give five stars?? #authorproblems
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@FatherMcKennaa Where are these available? Lol I’m ready.
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@RdotSpoon @ZakiyaNJamal Also that TikTok is a Chinese product… not exactly a country known for pushing equality…
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@michaelmalice Queue X-Files music… Trust nothing, not even nothing…
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@AdamSinger Goes perfectly with Apple Vision’s vision. Just see it from your ass on the sofa.
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@lyssasphere Increased ability for women to support themselves financially without a man.
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@loic @butwhyevernot @annehelen Lol. Funny. I’m the one who snores in my relationship, haha, this must be why my male partner does so much!
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You can fully recover from alcoholism.
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Any writers here know a good company or person to handle book launches and marketing for novels?
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I’m reading the Bible all the way through as a literary activity. Have you read it? My version is separated into books and printed on regular paper vs that flimsy Bible paper so I can highlight and annotate. It also gives me motivation to continue as I can finish each book
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@KimDotcom It’s actually 69.
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I’m an indie author interested in NFTs and the publishing industry. Following @bookcoinHQ @nftbstoken @booktopia and @thecreativepenn — Who else is in this space, or interested in the intersection between NFTs and fiction books?
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@jzux @pronounced_ing Not to mention the disturbing charts showing how women with kids are 75% less wealthy than women without kids. Men, almost no change.
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@micsolana Pathologize yourself is the new black.
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@TananariveDue Hi, just to let you know, I signed up for your newsletter after seeing you speak at the Key West Literary Seminar, but when I clicked submit, it went to this: (Probably not what you want it to do.)
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@rgay @nytopinion I found the number of times he said b*tch really hard to watch. In fact, I couldn’t, and turned it off.
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Sick in bed with a cold/flu/sinus infection. What’s the last good movie you watched? I need some distraction.
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@codymonster91 @paulGtremblay Would be nice though to have a president who was capable of writing a book, and a banger at that, cause lord knows the past two couldn’t. Just think, Vance probably reads books too, probably on a regular basis. One can hope.
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@jaimepantss Banana Gate
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@growing_daniel Prob a better dad than their past one—China.
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@jzpitts Hard agree. So much work went into it and it turned out epic.
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So I read all three books in the Three Body Problem series, plus even the fourth fan fiction book. Then I watched all 22.5 hours of the Chinese Tencent TV adaptation, and now I’ve finished the new 8-hour Netflix series version. My ranking of the versions in order of best to
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Transparency rules. Instead of removing blocking, Twitter should lean in and add a “blocked by” count next to followers and following. This will insinuate account controversy level and also incentivize people to be nicer and less insane.
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Happy Bicycle Day, never forget the secret, very racist history of MK-Ultra when the CIA tortured Black men in prison with LSD. And remember, practice civil disobedience when appropriate. #BicycleDay #decriminalizenature #psychedelics
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My heart is urging me to write a book about my personal journey and how I both caused and overcame PTSD and addiction. I will do this once the books I’ve already written are all released. This 7th book will be composed of what I tried and what actually worked for ❤️���🩹 healing.
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