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Good Evening, Sports Fans
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Joined September 2011
Anyone want tips on how to tuck away a pen? Chuck me a DM and I’ll try get back as quick as possible
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Every time I make a Maddie McCann joke.
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Your mcm asks girls what's the password when they try to get past.
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Americans normally aren’t funny but this is jokes.
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“If there was a cricket match between England and Pakistan, who would you support?”
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Imagine being in your 20's and going to your girls year 11 prom.
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She'll know not to suggest Pizza Hut over Nando's next time
SOMEONE HAS SLIT HIS GIRLFRIENDS THROAT IN DOCKSIDE CAR PARK AND LOCKED HER IN THE CAR.
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Anyone need a centre half? Terrible at football but got a decent initiation song in me.
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Buzzing to get going with the boys, let’s get it! 🟡🔵.
We are pleased to have signed defender @charlieplummer1 from @Sutton_Athletic . Charlie was a big part of Sutton’s promotion to @SCEFLeague prem last season and will go into the squad against @Rochesterutdfc tomorrow. Welcome to “THE TOWN” CHARLIE 🤝💛💙. #Upthetown 💛💙💛💙
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New season starts today and hoping for plenty more of this, this year
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Not quite out of the academy textbooks 🤷🏻♂️.
If you could sum up that 'Monday Morning Feeling' in one football picture, what would you choose?. We'd go with this pic courtesy of @weemack57 from Saturday's FA Vase game against @LittlehamptonFC . COME ON YOU WOOD! .#NoBattleNoVictory 🧡 🖤
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Young dead grandad
Your rap name is young + the reason you cried last.
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I can't wait for the days when my best mates start getting married.
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Half a pint.
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Jordan Tring is now miles away from Medway and he still just goes on about Tap n Tin.
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If you can’t beat them, join them 🤷🏻♂️.Buzzing to get going with the boys and hit the ground running tomorrow 🖤💛.
✍️ PLUMMER SIGNS | We’re delighted to welcome @charlieplummer1 to the club - the former Rochester United captain completing his transfer from our @SCEFLeague rivals 💛🖤. More ➡️
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Third and final club this season! Always thought I looked better in orange anyway 🤣.Happy to be back at the club and carry on where we left off Saturday! UP THE WOOD 🧡🖤.
WELCOME TO THE WOODS!.We are pleased to officially announce the signing of Charlie Plummer!.Charlie is no stranger to the club having previously played for us between 2016 and 2018 making 43 appearances, scoring 3 times. @SCEFLeague.COME ON YOU WOOD!.#NoBattleNoVictory 🧡🖤
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"I swear this filter makes me look worse" don't upload it to Instagram then you fucking jar jar binks.
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Zante 2017 I'm gonna get a bird from Leeds pregnant and tell her my names Tom Monaghan.
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New Joker looks shit.
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Me, Ryan and Theo went to get our A-Level certificates and Ryan just got bullied by a group of year 8s about his sliders 😭😭
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Girls will move their body like mad in a club but as soon as they get on top during sex it's like they're sitting on their uncle.
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Will they get back together? . Will Callum reply with his own story?. Find out next week on Keeping up with Medways relationships.
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⚽️📞.
Name: Charlie Plummer.Age: 26.Position: Centre Back.Location: Kent.Previous Clubs: Lordswood, VCD, Snodland Town, Hollands & Blair, Sutton Athletic . Level looking for: Step 5
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We should ban all slide tackling or better yet just ban tackling all together if this is deemed as a yellow now 🤷🏻♂️ embarrassing!.
This is what is killing football as a sport. A young lad, Kieran Coates, playing an U23 match produces an excellent tackle with perfect timing and trailing leg tucked away, but he gets a yellow. ridiculous #SCFC
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Trim done, fuck knows how I'm gonna be able to deal with all the birds wanting to link me in Zante.
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Whoever says High School Musical songs aren't belters, your mum's a hoe.
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MATCH DAY! Don’t get much bigger than this, let’s get it 💚.
Playoff Final @SCEFLeague D1 . 🗓 Saturday 30th April . 🆚 @LNHFC1961 . ⏰: 15:00 KO. 📍: Lower Road BR8 7RZ. 🎫: Adults: £7, OAP: £4. 🍺:Bar & Cafe OPEN. #UpTheSutts 💚.
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Heath Ledger as The Joker is still the best acting performance I've ever seen.
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4v1 and he backed it till the end! Didn’t deserve to go out to cowards like that. RIP Jack.
#JAILED | A killer who stabbed a young man to death as he enjoyed a night out with friends was jailed for life today, as the victim’s family asked us to share video of the attack as a stark warning about the misery that knife crime inflicts.
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🌲points ✅.Clean sheet ✅.Goal ✅.
We win this afternoon 3-0 away to @Croydon_FC with goals coming from @ArlieDesanges x2 and @charlieplummer1 #sutts.
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Some polish bloke phone just went off on the train and his ringtone was Atomic Kitten whole again hahahah love that sergei.
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90 minutes ✅.3 points ✅.Clean sheet ✅.Saturdays don’t get much better.
3 points, clean sheet. Saturday's don't get better than that. The gaffer called it a few days ago. Onwards and upwards!.COME ON YOU WOOD! .#NoBattleNoVictory 🧡🖤.
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2 in 2 ✅.Clean sheet ✅.MOTM ✅.2nd secured ✅.Bring on the playoffs!.
FT @Sutton_Athletic 3-0 @snodlandtownfc .Goals from @charlieplummer1 and @ArlieDesanges x2.Sees the #Sutts finish 2nd in @SCEFLeague D1. Highest ever league finish congratulations @5DKelly 💚 #UpTheSutts.
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2 in 2, gonna be a long season 🤕.
14 min.@SCEFLeague Premier Division.@LordswoodFC 0 v 1 @DealTownFC . Charlie Plummer booked. COME ON YOU WOOD!.#NoBattleNoVictory #UTW 🧡🖤.
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Clean sheet and into the final! .1 last push! 💚.
FT @Sutton_Athletic 3-0 @TootingBecFC .So proud of these lads. The Sutts are in the final 💚💚💚.
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I've had enough of work, I wanna be back at school stealing the youngers ball and calling teachers bald.
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I'd just like to say thank you to the girl who threw a kebab at me last night, turns out I did actually want it all down my top.
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‘Utterly shocked’ ‘appaulling and disgusting transphobic moment’ you woulda thought that the mum said something terrible. Sorry that not every parent or person wants their kid to be trans. Grow up.
Utterly shocked whilst rewatching ‘The Suite Life of Zack and Cody’ and coming across this appaulling and disgusting transphobic moment. Disney should be so ashamed that their writers thought to put this into a script let alone actually air it out to the world. I am horrified.
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Accents are actually a fat spin out, be like an hours drive away from someone yet sound nothing like them.
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One of the boys at football has tried booking to go Newcastle for his birthday but somehow managed to book Newcastle in Australia instead! He paid in Australian dollars and still didn’t realise 😂😂😂😂.
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NYE MOTIVE HAS BEEN SORTED, FUCKING GET IN. SORRY MUM U CAN WATCH THEM DEAD FIREWORKS BY URSELF BABE.
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Spurs greatest ever manager sacked, winning 0 trophies along the way 😂 you love to see it.
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"I'll break your heart babe and then shag your dad" - Tom Monaghan, 29/10/2017.
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Play offs secured today and .Key players coming back for the play off games.👀👀.Don’t ever write the Larks off.🟡⚫️.
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I had my money for the month perfectly planned out and then someone suggested casinos.
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Great banter that 🤣🤣.
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He must’ve asked for a trial 🤷🏻♂️.
We’re hearing a @SCEFLeague manager spat in the face of an opposition player yesterday. Absolutely shocking & vile behaviour.
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Lucozade ain't the same anymore man. A national treasure ruined by the government 💔.
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Can’t see my family or friends but I can share a changing room with Andrei and Bogdan discussing the 20 man queue for their toilet at home that morning.
Construction & manufacturing can continue through new national #lockdown working our way through the rest of the detail
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Go smash it little bro ⭐️.
Trial|. Good luck to Academy Captain Kian Garlinge who has joined @CambridgeUtdFC for a trial period. Kian’s development has seen him feature for the Chats first team and on loan @staplehurstmon we continue to work hard to develop opportunities and pathways …. #UptheChats 🇾🇪
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Imagine going on a date and your ex walks in with her dad and sits on the table next to you 😭😂.
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There honestly ain’t no fans like the England fans, every pub in the country will have been lively!! IT’S COMING HOME 🏴🦁❤️.
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I will never understand how people can just sit there and chill listening to drum n bass.
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John Terry must’ve played Basketball 🤔.
🥇 Nemanja Vidic.🥈 Virgil van Dijk.🥉 Rio Ferdinand. After more than 200,000 votes were submitted, Nemanja Vidić has been voted the best Premier League defender of all time! 🐐
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9 🐶 and still got booked, that’s 3 in 3 🥴.
HERE'S THE LINEUPS.@EmiratesFACup Extra Preliminary Round. @LordswoodFC v @KnaphillFC .3pm KO at The Bill Bishop Memorial Stadium @ Martyn Grove. ME5 8YE .COME ON YOU WOOD!.#NoBattleNoVictory #UTW 🧡 🖤
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I've had a real good look at everyone's gums and teeth on snapchat today.
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This tackle is timed to perfection, should never have been a yellow and Nketiah missed the ball and clamped the player knee high with a straight leg. .
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I feel attacked.
Players who cut socks with 12% pass completion should reimburse their club. .
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Buzzing to get going with the boys ⚽️.
We are delighted to announce the signing of @charlieplummer1 from @LordswoodFC and we thank them for their help in getting it done. #sutts.
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I just got 8 mini fruit shoots for £1.47, what a start to the day!.
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