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Chelsea football club we're founded in 1905
And on 19/05 (10 years ago) we won our first ever Champions League trophy
London's first. London's finest.
Happy anniversary y'all
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win a european trophy and then retire at arsenal, it’s a chelsea thing…
🚨 BREAKING : Arsenal willing to pay £60m all in for Havertz. Personal terms will be over £200,000 a week. (
@SamiMokbel81_DM
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Paul Scholes criticizing Chelsea's defence
Cost of United team on Saturday
Shaw - £30m
Maguire - £75m
Lindelof - £30m
AWB - £50m
Total - £185m. Goals conceded: 4
Cost of Chelsea team on Saturday
Sarr - £0
Christensen - £0
Chalobah - £0
Total - £0. Goals conceded: 0
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we signed your best ever player
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ben chilwell has just posted a collage of photos showing homage to billy the masseur on instagram
he’s been at the club since 2001, seen 3 owners, 21 different managers & a whole host of new players
chelsea may have changed, but billy has always remainded
proper chels 💙
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ironic that chelsea are running a mental health campaign, when they’ve been a large part as to why mine has been all over the place in the past 2 seasons…
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this is the biggest ‘fuck it, we’re chelsea’ moment
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Hearing former Chelsea captain and legend Cesar Azpilicueta plans to return to London after his football career ends. Sources close to the club say Azpilicueta will join the Chelsea system in a significant role aiming to contribute to the club's future successes off the pitch
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they’re in madrid.
HELP NEEDED. Playing Easter hunt and stuck on this one
Where’s Chelsea football club?
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azpi was signed the same summer we got hazard and oscar. he was meant to warm the bench for ivanovic and be a league cup specialist
and he leaves as one of our all time legends, winning the lot, least forgetting that magical night in porto
legend doesn’t do you justice
Understand César Azpilicueta has now full agreement on personal terms with Inter. Two year deal sealed. 🚨⚫️🔵
Chelsea are expected to let him go by terminating his contract despite being still valid until 2024.
There’s always been genuine respect between Azpi and Chelsea.
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won 1 game of calibre during his 8 year reign as england manager - against the worst german side of a generation at wembley in euros
we’ve had our best squad for years & his defensive tactics never get the best out of them
his time at the helm has been criminally overrated
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daniel levy on hiring ange - ‘i wanted somebody who understood our DNA’
carabao cup 2nd round exit
fa cup 4th round exit
PL leaders before bottling their charge after a 4-1 loss to chelsea
ange well and truly gets tottenham
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gotta love agent jorgi…
once a blue always a blue
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salzburg fans all walking in silence to the ground in loving memory of the queen
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kovacic will only score one goal a season. and it’s always a worldie
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Name someone who’s a legend at your football club who ISN’T a player or manager… 🤔🤔
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this video of jeremy clarkson celebrating our champions league win in 2021 will never get old…
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literally not one chelsea fan wants this…
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when we lose 10-0 to man city to ensure that arsenal don’t win the premier league
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on this day in 2012, one of the all time great nights at the bridge
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there is not a more beautiful sight in the world
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bound to cause a lot of controversy, but i’d say the below
our best GK, defender, midfielder and striker who were with us during our most successful era at the club
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Liverpool are expected to wear black armbands at the Carabao cup final next Sunday in honour of their injured players
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How has Klopp called the reporter fat before storming out, his heads GONE 😭😭😭
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tell me you’re bitter without telling me you’re bitter…
As a "pure footballer" Gabriel Jesus is aesthetically pleasing to watch than Drogba ever was.
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a friendly reminder that between 2004 - 2008 chelsea went undefeated at home for a record 86 premier league matches
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todd boehly gave a 31 year old koulibably £295k a week despite the fact that he’s never played in PL (and has been poor this season)
but he’s been unwilling to give our POTY for the last 2 campaigns, 24 year old mason mount, £250k a week
boehly literally hasn’t got a scooby…
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please… can we banish him from english games too ?
UEFA are reportedly reviewing the decisions made by referee Anthony Taylor in the Europa League final.
The English official is now at serious risk of missing similar big games on the European stage.
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fuck istanbul, the only game that matters today is soccer aid
pochettino vs emma hayes
let the battle commence
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excuse me ?
If Ten Hag wins the Fa Cup would that be the best first season for a manager in Premier League history ?
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MM is 24, has already won the UCL (assisting in the final) and won our POTY twice
he has done far more than frank at 24, and everyone has struggled this year (not just him)
as frank said ‘he’s going right to the top’
people who want him out need to get their head checked…
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thoughts are with all those so called chelsea fans who wanted us to lose tonight
must’ve been a rough night for you…
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Roman Abramovich asked for his £1.6bn to go to victims of the war.
The government seem to have other ideas and are diverting the proceeds where they say fit.
Roman quite rightly has a right to ask for his money back if they don't follow through with his request
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they say you shouldn’t meet your heroes, but didier drogba handled it pretty well when he met alfie gilchrist…
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shoutout to this guy yesterday - by far his best performance in a chelsea shirt
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if you ever want chelsea to lose so that it fulfills your agenda of getting a manager sacked then you’re simply not a fan
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haven’t had sing alongs after games for a long time…
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thibaut kissed the badge to the matthew harding before HT
once a cunt, always a cunt…
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if mane is on the market this summer then i beg chelsea make a move
not that i condone violence, but some of our teammates could really do with a punch in the face…
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tuchel was everything i wanted from my manager. a tactican. a motivator. a man that was our sole spokesman for the club when we were sanctioned by the government.
and most importantly, a UCL trophy winner
bring him home 💙
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… haven’t won anything since 2008
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drawing at home to forest to ensure leeds get relegated
losing away at city to ensure arsenal don’t win the premier league
sacrificing ourselves for the greater good
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virgil van djik isn’t fit to tie john terry’s laces
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and they were celebrating post game like they’d won the whole thing
a champions league final, in their own city, in their own stadium, against the team that just finished 6th in england and had half their squad suspended
what could possibly go wrong…
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shout out to the crystal palace DJ for turning the tide in our favour
‘don’t worry, about a thing,
cos every little thing, is gonna be alright… CHELSEA’
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aaaaaaaand that’s any legacy he had left down the drain…
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whose your favourite chelsea free kick taker? i’ll start
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happy st porto’s day to each and everyone of you 💙
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it’s actually getting to the stage where you have to say boehly out let alone potter
i’ve never seen a chelsea team more devoid of ideas than today. ken bates would’ve sacked GP let alone roman
please todd, cut your losses, and get rid
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to every chelsea fan travelling to manchester tonight for a dead rubber, a game we’ll almost certainly lose, and probably won’t score, and start the old guard, most of whom will likely leave in the summer - you are all proper chels
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it was at this moment, when mason mount heard ‘one step beyond’ ringing around the bridge, that he was reminded of his time at chelsea, winning the UCL, super cup and CWC, and what could’ve been had he not jumped ship…
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the chelsea pensioner has closed down…. a truly sad day for all blues
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when you look up proper chels in the dictionary 💙💙💙
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i’m looking forward to Liverpool forfeiting their FA cup 5th round tie against southampton for the greater good of the english game
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that ian maatsen fella looks good - we should consider buying him
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jumping into the away end to celebrate gallaghers goal at palace earlier this week and put in a MOTM performance today
i’m warming to him 💙
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huge shout out to the chelsea away end tonight
absolutely rocking 💙
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we hired graham potter because he supposedly plays attacking football
we have 1 goal in our last 3 games…
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good afternoon to everyone who supports a club that’s hasn’t breached FFP despite spending £600m in a season
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whether or not you agree if poch should/shouldn’t be given more time, we 100% need JT on the coaching staff (as an assistant ideally)
the dressing room is severely lacking leaders & the players need a massive kick up the backside
JT wouldn’t undermine, but compliment poch
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since this tweet chelsea have won the champions league, europa league, super cup and the club world championship and currently the only london team left in UCL
meanwhile tottenham have won nothing…
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and again… if you want us to sacrifice our FA cup campaign just so we can sack poch then you’re no blue
if you ever want chelsea to lose so that it fulfills your agenda of getting a manager sacked then you’re simply not a fan
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he has done absolutely nothing to convince me he is the man to lead chelsea forward
utterly, utterly out of his depth
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after
@GNev2
slandering the human rights of qatar i’m very much looking forward to him doing the same of their new owners
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i like the look of that ian maatsen fella
Chelsea will look at young and talented left backs in the summer window. (
@FabrizioRomano
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#CFC
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if the new owners ever decide to get rid of billy the masseur we riot 💙
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a friendly reminder that spurs were top of the table and undefeated in the league until this game
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one of my all time favourite referees - thanks for everything
Antonio Mateu Lahoz was in tears as he completed his final game as a referee in LaLiga 😓
He was given a guard of honor and a standing ovation by the entire stadium.
Legend of the sport ⚽️
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steve holland is also confirmed to have left england
given how much uncertainty there is at the bridge, i think we should do everything we can to get him back 💙
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to all the arsenal fans pointing out that they’re stilll above us in the premier league
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to this day, this lil sing song, roaring the blues home to the champions league trophy, gives me goosebumps…
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🎵 ‘don’t worry, about a thing,
cos every little thing, is gonna be alright,
CHELSEA’ 🎵
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when fans travel 4 12 hours on a cold Tues night to play a champo team, who had 14 players out & 3rd choice GK starting, only to watch a spineless/clueless display & only 1 blue go up & apologise to the crowd, despite earning more in a day than they earn in a Yr, it’s not good…
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you’d only need to change the result in 3 avram grant games to make it 1 UCL, 1 PL and 1 league cup for chelsea
what’s your point ?
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6 english teams have now won the champions league
only one from london… twice
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every section of every stand at stamford bridge needs people like this - it only takes one brave soul to get a chant going and try to egg on those around him
our atmosphere would be so improved if we had people like him in each tier
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the best part of this video is how they think it's acceptable playing 'glory glory tottenham hotspurs' after losing at home 4-1 to your rivals...
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JT swinging by stamford bridge before leicester’s huge relegation clash away at fulham
even when he’s at the coaching staff of another club, you know where his true loyalties lie…
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