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All Black Lives Matter | He/Him ♐️ BUF➡️HTX PSN ID: Beat4theGods

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5 years
Littering is my absolute biggest pet peeve. I’m with grams on this one.
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6 years
People in Europe can literally speak 3+ languages fluently, travel to so many countries, and experience different cultures. Meanwhile many Americans can barely grasp English and bash minorities at Walmarts for speaking to family members in their native language.
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When you see your ex with his new partner and KNOW all the bullshit he’s about to put that bitch through.
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5 years
Gays in gym class when the teachers separate the boys and girls.
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4 years
ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids. ICE rapes kids.
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When I try to tell myself I’m a bad bitch despite my severe body dysmorphia and poor self esteem.
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*Wears sports jersey* *Straight guy starts conversation about sports* Me:
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When my friends invite me out for just one drink and I end up getting home at 4am.
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Straights introducing me to others as their “gay friend” or immediately telling someone I’m gay. My sexuality isn’t an ice breaker exercise and although I’m proud and out it’s still my personal business. There’s more to me than my sexuality. Treat me that way.
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6 years
Y’ALL MY PROM DATE JUST DRAGGED THE FUCK OUTTA ME!!!!! 😭😭💀💀
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!!!!
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5 years
Let it be known that on March 29, 2020 Trinity the Tuck, formally known as Trinity Taylor, became Queen of all the people.
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When you’ve known someone’s been gay for the longest and they finally come out to you.
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Gays at a straight bar when they order a drink and can only taste the mixer.
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Closeted gay kids in middle school/high school when friends made us aware of rumors being spread about our sexuality.
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The gay diet plan:
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Thicc/skinny/average body Twitter to muscle Twitter
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4 years
The United States’ response to every event in 2020 so far:
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6 years
Foreign language should be a REQUIREMENT all the way through primary school... Just like gym was (lord knows my gay ass hated that bullshit). Living abroad should also be strongly encouraged (though I know it’s expensive af). If we put ourselves in the shoes of our foreign
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Stan twitter keeps arguing over their favorite pop stars but we all know THIS woman is the true gay icon.
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6 years
I say it everyday. Asian men are so damn fine. 🔥🔥🔥
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5 years
Y’all know what day it is.
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Sunny Hostin single handedly destroying the Catholic Church is everything I needed to hear right now.
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6 years
Sometimes I want to be furious at the world b/c certain moments weren’t possible for me. Then I look at photos like this & cry because these boys are so happy. They DESERVE to be happy. We’ve come so far and that’s what matters. Enjoy prom, boys. Do it for us that couldn’t🌈
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5 years
Always been the tea.
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The most important math equation of all time.
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6 years
I also feel like I should add that Europe is NOT perfect and I am NOT worshipping it. I am making one simple observation and cracking a minor joke about the U.S.A. So all you butthurt people can calm tf down.
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counterparts, then maybe we wouldn’t be in the political climate/times we’re in. In no way am I bashing the United States. I love my country but this is a problem I’ve had with our education system and people forever. End rant.
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5 years
When you finally invited over the guy you‘re seeing and witnessed him using hook up apps in your home.
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4 years
Gay culture is loving the female villain because you’re obsessed with bad bitches who dismantle the patriarchy.
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Society: “You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife!” Me:
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5 years
@BadGalCam__ Then stop putting heterosexuality in movies! My kids won’t be able to grasp y’all constantly hooking up on my tv with two dads at home. Pendeja.
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5 years
When all I have is my sense of humor and mediocre personality but all the gay community cares about is looks and being ripped.
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5 years
Please god let me be one of the .000000000000001% of white people who age like this.
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Gwen Stefani is turning 50 years old next week... 50!!!! Let that sink in!!!
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5 years
A reminder to bullies that the gay kid isn’t only fighting YOU. He’s fighting the family members & friends that have turned their backs on him. He’s fighting every person who’s called him a gay slur or told him he isn’t good enough. He’s fighting for survival in this cruel world.
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6 years
I came out to my mom when I was 17 years old. We cried, we held each other, & said “I love you.” The weekend I turned 18 she took me to my first gay bar & we TORE UP the dance floor. I can’t even begin to describe how fortunate I am, y’all. That woman is my everything♥️
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Gay culture is realizing all the straights around you are getting married and having kids meanwhile your biggest responsibility is making sure you have your phone, wallet, and keys after you blacked out (again).
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5 years
My prom date never misses an opportunity to drag my gay ass through the mud. Even during Pride. 😭
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Thank fucking God I’m gay.
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All I want is
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If you’ve never had it done to you, you’re missing out. If you’ve never done it to someone else, you’re missing out. Regardless of gender or sexuality. Don’t @ me.
@najhuger
𝒩𝒶𝒿𝑒𝑒
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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@golfwangmami Right?! I loved it. At first I saw an old white lady and I was like, “Oh lord here go.”
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5 years
Gays of Twitter: *Hoe tweet* *Hoe tweet* *Tweets nude pic* “Oh my god, why does every guy I talk to want sex?! I just want friends!” *Hoe tweet* *Tweets naked pic*
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6 years
Middle school me in 2007 doing absolutely no homework but instead spending 5 straight hours on MySpace looking for the perfect layout and strategically using 100 different codes to make sure the text, pictures, and spacing was just perfect. What a time to have lived in.
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Tell me I’m ugly.
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Straight men that bash gays but search for lesbian porn every time they wanna beat their homophobic meat? I have to laugh.
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5 years
My friends consistently send edited photos of me with a beard just to torture me. Why is life so unfair? 😭
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Gays at least once a week in the name of “self care.”
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6 years
I swear people only care about looks when dating. I tell my friends all the time that they need to stop fuckin’ with these 9s & 10s. 9s & 10s KNOW they’re fine & are meant to be looked at and messed around with with. Get y’all a 6, 7, or 8 with personality. PERIOD.
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POC: “White people kiss their dogs on the mouth.” White people:
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4 years
I was half vaccinated when I met him!
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We all know the answer is Gemini.
@DearVaughn
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which zodiac sign deserves this seat?🧐
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25, emotionally broken, just bought Grindr plus to find my true soulmate. 🥴
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6 years
Last night I saw my roommate’s ex out & told him to take me home (knowing he’d say yes to see my roommate). He took me home, they smashed, & I just realized I essentially pimped out my roommate to save myself a $12 Uber ride.
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6 years
Yeah no shit, sis. Grindr, cocaine, & poppers.
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Gay People More Likely to Experience Trouble Sleeping: Study
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6 years
Growing up gay means you were thoroughly upset when the gym teacher divided the class into boys and girls.
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5 years
If you truly like ass you don’t care if it’s smooth, trimmed, or hairy. Sorry.
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A message for straight people who think hating on gays is “cool”
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4 years
Damn this one hurts. Chi Chi was so authentic and incredibly talented. She was a fighter who even in her last moments was optimistic and smiling. You were way too young to leave us. Rest in Power, Chi Chi. ♥️
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ATTENTION DOM TOPS 8”+: Logan Paul is going gay in the month of March. Please, for the first time TAKE ONE for the LGBTQ+ community & direct your attention toward him. If he’s truly gay he’ll pick a couple of you & if y’all are truly team players you’ll forget the lube at home!
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This post is meant to be funny but it shows that no matter where we went to school, all of us gays dealt with BS like this. It should give you heterosexuals some insight on the stress and anxiety y’all gave us. We’ll accept apologies via Cash App, Venmo, or zelle. Thank you.
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Gays:
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Me at 12am on October 1st.
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And y’all know what’s usually going down when someone’s got their camera pointed in an older white person’s face.
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Gays after a night out at a straight bar.
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Me stepping outside my apartment knowing the United States has the most cases of coronavirus.
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IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED HERE IN TEXAS!!!!
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Adele is a reminder that divorce does a body good, y’all. Leave that man TODAY!
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Geminis: “Hi-“ Me:
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Waking up to this at 40K like: [Inesrt Instagram, snapchat, and mixtape plug here]
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Closeted gays in school when they hear, “Hey, can I ask you something?”
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Me when I’m hungover af and promise God that I’ll never drink again knowing damn well I’m lying.
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How gays who pursue DL or “straight” men for more than just s*x get ready for the day.
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Honestly, how is Texas such a red state if half of the gay Twitter population is from there?
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Me: “I’ve been in the gym for 4 months now.” My mom:
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When’s national ass eating day? Asking for a friend. 👀
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Good morning everyone. Do the gays deserve rights today?
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6 years
Curlz are out today. 🌞😊
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Women shut it DOWN during Super Bowl half time show argue with your momma.
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How my delusional gay ass thought I did at pretending to be straight in school:
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Fast forward a couple years later and I still turn to this video when I’m having a shitty day. Hope y’all are having a good week so far! 🌞
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Trust us, we know. We see y’alls bad ass kids in public.
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The era of spanking is finally over, writes Elizabeth T. Gershoff for @CNNOpinion
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How tf you suck dick on accident?
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There is no creature on Earth more passive aggressive than a middle aged white woman.
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“What are you doing to slow the spread of the coronavirus?” Floridians:
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Thank God I’m going to hell.
@SettCandy
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What you see when you enter heaven gates.
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@dizzydizzydeja Her mom is being a what now?
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Trump Supporters: “Hi-“ Me:
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@feeIitgrande And it’s awful! Sabemos que latinos son la gente más linda del mundo. 🔥
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Gays when World War III begins and they realize Don’t Ask Don’t Tell no longer exists.
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