@danielhowell
I am so, so, so, so, so, proud of you. I love you. You are the best. FUCK. So happy for you. This is amazing. Ok, now I will finish the video. <33333333
cancel culture sucks. people like jenna marbles that have a good heart and no ego and can recognize when they messed up and say sorry - should not be canceled. fuck that.
a story about me that sounds like a lie but is totally true is i was once at a bbq house party in LA and tobey maguire (og spiderman) was there and had a spider on his arm so i nervously walked up to tell him and he graciously let the spider crawl on a leaf and set it free
~*wednesday morning chats*~
me: ugh. started my period today.
guy: thanks for letting me know?
me: you must not know many girls
guy: i do. it just never comes up
me: PROBABLY BECAUSE WOMEN HAVE BEEN SHAMED FOREVER FOR A SIMPLE BODILY FUNCTION SINCE MEN DONT EXPERIENCE IT
@shanedawson
@AndrewSiwicki
ok had to take a break before i could finish but the fact you UN-BLURRED HIS FACE IN THE END OH MY GOD.. sorry. shane... you're crazy and i love it.
at the age of 31 I just cooked steak for the first time in my life only to realize how absolutely easy it is and no wonder it’s the only thing men make
can't even believe i have to say this but to get the notifs to shut up - nothing is wrong with me and
@danielhowell
...i accidentally blocked him somehow on IG (...no clue how or when)... and so it forced us to unfollow. that's the "tea".
fact about my dad: growing up he never called any of my boyfriends, dates, or male friends by their name....and still to this day refers to ALL of them as “billy bob”
@scottborchetta
so pretty much everything Taylor said except you added that you don’t remember her crying. The amount of times I’ve had people choose to dismiss my true and real emotions is frustrating and I have a feeling this might be the case here...
hadnt browsed facebook in forev, then got on it to see:
1.a post complaining how students shouldnt be blaming guns when they dont pay taxes & eat tide pods
2.why was there an international womens day cuz if there was an international mens day people would be outraged
im done