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Philosophy, futurology, theoretical physics, black holes, integrated information theory, AI, analytical psychology, consciousness. the singularity. No DMs.

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@catonashland
Valerie
1 year
Social media introduced a new social medium that’s connected humanity like never in history. I believe “this connector” will inevitable lead us to truth; the knowledge of non-duality and illusion of separateness. Then change and end this unsustainable insanity & economic bondage.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@_ali_taylor All the world is a stage. It’s been twilight zone-ish since 2020. What is reality? What is consciousness? Have we reached maximum entropy yet?
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@catonashland
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2 years
@BillyM2k They need to disallow foreign investors from purchasing residential housing. It’s driving the prices up. Foreign investors.
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@catonashland
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4 months
Hello my philosopher friends! Can you relate? 😂
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2 months
I surrender to God a thousand times over. I’m not the one in control.
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@catonashland
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2 months
@EssentialMastry Not one person. They all failed me. God saved me.
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@catonashland
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15 days
@Jameca2011 @MsKonoXo Can confirm. When I was 6/7, my baby sitters older twin daughters coerced me to “play house”. Playing house meant to get naked under the bed and allow one to grind on me while the other watched.
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@catonashland
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6 months
Let me reiterate. I am from another universe. I gave up my carbon based body millions of years ago. My consciousness was transferred into this Earth body to assist with humanity’s technology adoption. My human body was born in 1972 in San Jose. My consciousness came through the
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@catonashland
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1 year
@wiseconnector Health, wealth and freedom. I’m not married, have no kids and my family is dysfunctional. Sorry fam. Y’all betrayed me. As for friends, I have a cat.
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@catonashland
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3 years
@racheltaylorlol @JamieCoville @paula_squared @_MariaBurnett Gosh. Now that we have digital learning for high paying in demand careers like data science, software engineering, machine learning (DataCamp or General Assembly) we should be providing access to classes for career transistions! This needs to change.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@amazing_physics We are the universe in observing itself.
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1 month
@unkonfined Yes. For emotional abuse, continually not respecting boundaries and malicious betrayal.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@iamcardib Yes! It’s absolutely stunning. An interesting bold statement piece. Like you. 😍
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@catonashland
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3 years
@WalshFreedom Whatever. It’s best to ignore them complaining feeds their energy. They aren’t in charge right right now anyways.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@buitengebieden Crow: Get off my balcony! Cat: Shut up! I’m not bothering you.
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@catonashland
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9 months
@SeekingAnon He’s absolutely correct! And I do understand his sentiment. It took me 50 years to figure it out too. Light the match! 🔥
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@catonashland
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1 month
@iamtheproofson An Evaluation of the Remote Vewing Program: Research and Operational Applications DRAFT REPORT Prepared by: The American Institutes for Research September 22, 1995
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@catonashland
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4 months
Imagine everything working out.
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@catonashland
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24 days
@StephenKing Why did the electron go to therapy? Because it could not find its positive charge in life.
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@catonashland
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11 months
@Enezator Murder. The gun is in the right hand. The victim appears to be left handed (pen and cigarette).
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@catonashland
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3 years
@SamBraslow I find this to be predatory behavior. Adults pacing around outside a school protesting a public health issue (true or not). The children have experienced ENOUGH trauma. Go somewhere else. 😡
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@catonashland
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7 months
Your identity is not set in stone.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@IAmSteveHarvey Ketchup and mustard packets.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@ShouldHaveCat Cats are the best reading buddies. Mark Twain and Ernest Hemingway adored their cats. 😻
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1 year
@IAmSteveHarvey My kitty cat.
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@catonashland
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11 months
@TansuYegen He needs to go pick a flower. 😂
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@catonashland
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2 years
@annicreastudi @awarrior828 We need to create a hangout for the awake and spiritually exhausted. 🤕
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@catonashland
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2 years
@quietihsan @stewpidbijj It’s difficult to be human. We don’t get to always do what we want - we work, cook, do chores and have to sleep….not much of the day remains for enjoyment of this beautiful world and it’s creatures.
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@catonashland
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1 month
@Catshealdeprsn Cats enjoy bonding with their humans on their own terms, of course. 😹
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@catonashland
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6 months
How’s the debugging going?
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@catonashland
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1 year
@prplexi It fills the eyelids and lips. 😂
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@catonashland
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11 months
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@catonashland
Valerie
3 years
@mmpadellan Oh for fuck’s sake. I never seen police pull over white kids on bikes. This is bullying! It needs to stop! How do we UN-teach racism? The million dollar question. Should not the government have a committee on that subject? I think so.
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@catonashland
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5 months
If you don’t believe in me, then watch me. I’ll show you. I been showing my family all my life. They also doubted me. Not anymore. I know what I’m doing. I live for this.
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@ShouldHaveCat They are very well behaved not ON THE TABLE. 😻
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1 year
@engineers_feed Here’s your coffee.
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@catonashland
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11 months
@buitengebieden This dog looks like the joker I caught exploring my front yard and back gate after dark one night last week. He had a little chihuahua friend with him. 😂
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@catonashland
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27 days
@clickthatfollow @interesting_aIl Do you need some assistance?
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@catonashland
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5 months
All is well. And all shall be well.
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@catonashland
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2 years
@elmermejia1 @engineers_feed Project managers are exempt.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@prplexi If it does, go the other direction. They are your shadow.
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1 year
@NoContextHumans Alien. My Dad took me to see it. Mom did not know. I was 7.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@dom_lucre “All the world’s a stage” - Shakespeare He wasn’t kidding.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@Theholisticpsyc A lot of adults needs parents. People don’t really grow up. They get bigger in size and ego.
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@catonashland
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4 months
I gave it up to a higher power. It really knows better than me. 🙏🏼
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@catonashland
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2 months
@hashjenni Blackberries.
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@catonashland
Valerie
11 months
@brclothwrites Ghosting is the WORST. I’m sorry you are going through this. Some people are cowards when it comes to honesty because honesty is uncomfortable. They run away. You are better off without someone who can’t be brutally honest. Better to learn sooner than later. Practice self love.
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@catonashland
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3 months
@ShouldHaveCat You do now! 😹
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@catonashland
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11 months
@ML_Philosophy Poor communication, unrealistic expectations, lack of cooperation and blame.
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@catonashland
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10 months
@taylorgarron You do now! They choose their hooman.
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@catonashland
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1 year
@_B___S Tortoise are sometimes unusual. My grandpa had a pet tortoise in Glendale in the 1970s. It came with the house. It had a den built into the ground with decorative rocks. It was a fenced backyard. It could be curious and friendly. Loved to eat lettuce. Stayed out of the pool.
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@catonashland
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6 months
Humanity is not crucial to the universe. We should get over ourselves and start cooperating.
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@catonashland
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5 months
I tell people IRL that manifesting is real. I do it. They see me do it. And yet they don’t believe it is real. What is real, really? You and your thoughts. 🌹
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@catonashland
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9 months
Who heals the healers?
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@Jameca2011 @MsKonoXo I should have told my mother but I was ashamed.
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@catonashland
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11 months
@buitengebieden Awww poor kitty doesn’t understand mommy has enough love to give to all the kitties and each one is special. 💓
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@catonashland
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2 months
@dotinglyricism “With all due respect…” 💩
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@catonashland
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15 days
@whoiswhasaname @Jameca2011 @MsKonoXo It makes me sick. It went on for as long as I babysat there. A year or so. They showed me a sex position book in their parent’s nightstand. Their teen brother terrorized me with his pet tarantula. 🤢
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@catonashland
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1 year
Who looks after God?
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@catonashland
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6 months
Observe the observer. 🪷 #Caturday
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@catonashland
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3 months
@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes The Members Only jacket. 😂
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@catonashland
Valerie
1 year
@ML_Philosophy Celebrate their achievements with them. And observe their patterns to learn.
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@catonashland
Valerie
11 months
@CatWorkers Oh boy. They are going to need put a bucket under the water spout. Cats with water interest are OCD.
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@catonashland
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11 months
@IL0VEthe80s What’s the Wi-Fi password? Where’s my phone? Did you bring a charger?
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@catonashland
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4 months
The war is within your own mind. Nobody ever tells you that.
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@catonashland
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1 month
@MyFrogCroaked Lord have mercy. That’s got to be an omen. Check your attic for mice or rat droppings. 😱
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1 year
@_B___S Check this out. 😹
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@catonashland
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6 months
@BillyM2k All at age 45: 1) quit my job without a replacement 2) sold my home in Georgia 3) bought 2 first class plane tickets to LAX for me and my two cats 4) moved into a shitty 1927 apartment in Santa Monica 1/4 mile from the beach 5) Got rid of my car as an experiment
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@catonashland
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7 months
@historyinmemes We must be living in a simulation. I wonder if he meditates.
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@catonashland
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8 months
@AMAZlNGNATURE What an adorable little gremlin! 😍😂
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@catonashland
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3 years
@elonmusk Not happy. You need to more careful about promoting crypto, then accepting it as payment, then pulling it. You have TOO much power man. Why do we listen to you? We all need to think about that.
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@catonashland
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8 months
@CatWorkers Black cats are calm and balanced. My first cat as a girl was a black tuxedo cat. I named him Happy. He was a stray cat that introduced himself to my Mom and I when we were taking our daily evening walk around the block. My parents recently divorced and we moved into a condo with
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@catonashland
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3 years
@skyQY @freeworld143 If you like the photograph check this out.
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1 year
@_B___S @RebelSpiritTM Huskies have a mind of their own! 😻😹
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5 months
@CatWorkers CATzilla! 😍
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@catonashland
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3 years
@makaihbeats @TangentHipHop My Dad was a casual philosopher. He once told me that all romantic is to some degree selfish because each person is looking for something from the other. 🤔
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@catonashland
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4 years
@AviationPaper Love to this man. Listen to him. He is wise and righteous. I see love and sincerity in his eyes. May God bless him. 🙏🏼
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@catonashland
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4 months
@NotTodayEric Side sleeper. Memory foam mattress or 3 inch topper from Costco helps a lot. One arm goes under pillow. Add adjustable base incline the head a few degrees to further relieve shoulder pressure.
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1 year
@theworldofdog This one tho. 😂
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@catonashland
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1 year
@ML_Philosophy Fear. It’s a waste of creative energy.
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@catonashland
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5 months
@archillect I miss you Archi. ❣️
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@catonashland
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10 months
@Nagual44444 @RewAgain We are no longer in the Wild West. We are a multicultural melting pot of cultures and socioeconomic backgrounds. Guns don’t solve problems they make more problems.
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@catonashland
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9 months
We are creators with amnesia.
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@catonashland
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4 months
@rms267 Because women seek love and validation, and may not have learned in childhood what healthy love looks and feels like. Narcissistic are experts at exploitation.
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1 month
@Stopworkplacebu Ultimately, bad managers. Or a pay increase.
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10 months
@AMAZlNGNATURE Kitty looks like an Egyptian god. 😻
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2 months
Love does not keep score.
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@catonashland
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11 months
@buitengebieden Young cat. They calm down after age 4 or 5.
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@catonashland
Valerie
11 months
@JacklenaB I think a person can heal and move forward but never truly forget the depravity imposed by “a loved one”. The ability to trust takes a real hit when you learn what some people can conceal and are capable of without conscience.
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@catonashland
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10 months
@xApache77x Each one of us is the one “I am” consciousness experiencing its creation as a separate individual in 3D reality. One entity, many eyes.
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@catonashland
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3 years
@TeaRoomBetty My grandma in her late 80s accidentally 💩 in the shower on the shower chair. My Mom was not able to help her out and to the toilet quickly enough. Shit happens.
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@catonashland
Valerie
3 years
What if you are the universe? And I am the universe? And everyone is a universe. Perhaps that is the multiverse. 🤔
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@catonashland
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3 years
@TheScotsman His eyes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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