Cathryn Fraser
@cathrynfraser
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I was born in Nineteen Sixty-weird & I'm your nightmare surfer babe. Member of @Humanists_UK . Make bits that make your car go. Constantly stressed over Microns.
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Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight.
Red sky in the morning, it looks like we’re going to be engulfed in lava that’s boiling.
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@CMKemp24
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It was a lovely solidly built phone, it was the last non iPhone I had. It had that mirror screen and was competing in the ‘girly phone’ market with the Nokia 7373. Before that I had the gorgeous shocking pink Motorola Razr
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@gijord
“A flare, spurting out from Mars. Bright green, drawing a green mist behind it… Then came the night the first missile approached Earth. It was thought to be an ordinary falling star, but next day there was a huge crater in the middle of the common.”
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@RhiannonHayes12
@Simon_Pegg
“A flare, spurting out from Mars. Bright green, drawing a green mist behind it… Then came the night the first missile approached Earth. It was thought to be an ordinary falling star, but next day there was a huge crater in the middle of the common.”
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@KatyMontgomerie
@backtrvck
Trans Hulk. “Don’t make me angry.. You won’t like me when I’ve injected 220 shots of T”
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@SethMacFarlane
Personally I hate it when people 'Reach out'!
"We reached out to.." No, you asked somebody about something!
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@SkyNews
@Nigel_Farage
Millionaire grifter with a guaranteed EU pension says it doesn’t matter about economic fallout because he’ll be fine and it will only affect poorer people.
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@scots_subrosa
@mikegoulden
@alanferrier
Seriously? You read that heartbreaking thread and your first reaction to a vulnerable old lady being humiliated and dehumanised is ‘why didn’t you sort it out sooner?’
Read the room and get stuffed.
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@JohnNew2015
@xychelsea
@voguemagazine
Says the guy who believes a woman was impregnated by an invisible man in the sky after she was visited by an angel.. maybe you need help?
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@itsnashflynn
I read about this when I was a kid and I was terrified to look at my bedroom wall at night for ages
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@tonycossio
@JohnNew2015
@xychelsea
@voguemagazine
His bio says he's catholic, his header pic says "The Beatitudes" and his profile pic is the Virgin Mary.. just a 'bullshit' hunch I guess🤔
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@Lubchansky
Someone mentioned this on Facebook a while back and I’ve speculated whether they use machine coolant for blood?. I work in engineering and it literally looks like milk.
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@fuckyouiquit
Previous job, they made everyone redundant because they were relocating. I was a machine operator, 25 years, they thought my job was simple.. they had to keep me on for 7 months to train new people.. they had to give a pay rise and bonuses that doubled my final redundancy pay.
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@UrsulaMS13
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That scene in Titanic gets me every time. Nothing when Jack dies, but when Rose dies and you see them reunited with everyone else I’m practically sobbing.
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@Lubchansky
With Ash in Alien, I always assumed it was his stomach contents, but then Bishop cuts himself, so it’s their blood! Fast forward a few years, I’m working in engineering when it dawns on me.. of course they have machine coolant for blood!
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@kbiegel
I don’t know if you’re familiar with the British police show from the 70’s ‘The Sweeney’?
The 70’s were tough!
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@giles_fraser
I’m not the establishment Giles, I’m just an ordinary working person.
I oppose Brexit because, in any form, it will damage the economy, causing job losses and put people at risk of poverty. It will adversely affect the poorest in our society.
Maybe check your Christianity?
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@TomboysB
@RAF_Luton
Ah yes, specifically designed for inner city urban pacification, the F15 Bro, along with the F16 Dude and the F18 Homie.
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@GPEArthur
@Runnin9Red
I’ve said this all along. They all looked horrified when they won, they hadn’t even thought of getting a coherent plan together, they didn’t need one.
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@GailSimone
“Sir?.. excuse me, Sir?.. can you please just pick up your order? We have other customers waiting”
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@GailSimone
You want proof that Jor-El is a woke liberal SJW? He sent his son to Earth in a literal ‘snowflake’!
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@notcapnamerica
He looks like he got spliced together with Val Kilmer in a teleporter malfunction.
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@webb6610
@Ginger_Tucci
I do this! We moved from Scotland when I was about 5, I talk in an English accent 99% of the time but when I talk to my sister or brother I automatically go into Scottish accent and I can’t control it.
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@vagina_museum
Tonight on Oprah… Our parents abandoned us, devolved back into apes and moved to another quadrant of the galaxy.. these siblings shocking story.
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@diannaeanderson
I’m sure they sealed it in lead and built a million ton cathedral over the top of it for no reason at all🤷🏻♀️
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@SkyNewsBreak
Thanks for that hot take from Mr Rees-Mogg, the minister for.. *checks notes*.. nothing.
Your backbench is getting cold.
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@StuartKane19
@christapeterso
They provide hormone treatment for trans people at some of their facilities.
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@dreid63
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@TheBookerPrizes
She tweeted this earlier today, then deleted it after she was called out and tried to blame autocorrect🙄
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@GailSimone
He was originally from England and fought crime with his trusty Cricket bat, hence ‘The Batman’. After he cleaned up London he decided to emigrate to Gotham, but the criminals just laughed at him so he had to change his image a bit, but he liked the name, so..
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@williamjohnbird
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@AndyPeacock999
We’ve already got the best possible deal, it’s called remaining.
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@charliesaway
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@AngryLawyerLady
Every single line is identical, the smile is identical, 8 years apart.
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@byrdinator
@scATX
Meanwhile, this is an advertising campaign by a price comparison website here in the UK.. Spooky!
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“Whose primary goal is to affirm children with gender dysphoria as ‘trans’”…. What the fuck does she think being trans is, if not that?!
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