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I'm not problematic i AM the problem. Inviting people to follow the Imam of our time, the prince of ahlulbayt: @agakhan small account so will prob follow back
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If PTI wins Kasur they should first go after all the pedophile and child porn rings PMLN rang. We owe it to the innocent parents and children.
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Saw a Bangladeshi call PAF ace Sattar Alvi an Indian after finding out he wasn't Bengali... I think I've seen it all. Our haters are so insanely petty and hateful that you gave credit for a Pakistani Punjabi's achievement against Israel to India.
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Nida Kirmani once argued with a Kashmiri living inside Kashmir that she's not that oppressed and her situation is nothing compared to Balochistan (or smth)
...while being neither Kashmiri nor Baloch, and grown up in the US
I disagree. A quick glimpse through Nida Kirmani’s timeline will aptly prove that I clearly know more than her.
PhDs in most humanities don’t count for shit anyways.
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Third world ethnic nationalists finding the palest guy in the village to flex on neighboring ethnic group, classic
Culturless pathans crying about Panjabis wearing their ancestral dress has to be the funniest thing ever.
Turbans have been wore by Panjabis since the Gandharan times and the word "Pag" is panjabi.
Shalwar Kameez literally all over the world is called "Panjabi suit"
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向中华人民共和国第74个国庆日致以最热烈的祝贺，向习近平主席、李强总理和中国全体人民表示祝贺。巴基斯坦为铁杆兄弟的成就感到自豪，在今天的世界中，中国是和平与稳定的锚，也是发展与进步的引擎。中巴友谊万岁！
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@Nesa444
@Harisk60
@mohtarmaJane
Yani meray plot ki file approve karne ke liye aap rishwat nahi lete tou wo ghar nahi bansakta tha? ye khidmat thi?
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Indian Punjabi names: Happy Singh Lucky Singh
Pakistani Punjabi names: Rasool Bux Jutt Allah Ditta Gujjar
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@shahrookhh
This isn't about fauji no one likes them but like at the end of the day if some guy is standing all day doing a routine job why show them sass? Be as nice as possible
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After seeing this video I am the biggest faujeet. F16 these scummy terrorists.
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Faujeet is really angry someone asked him to shower today
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@anchan_singey
@_myocardium_
Why are lumsoids all ugly? It's the letter u in the name isn't it
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HELP‽ This is beyond despicable, they wrote a eulogy for the politician whose militant wings RAPED WOMEN ON THE STREETS in anger of her assassination without a single mention of the victims???
This is so disgusting and filthy. The elites of this country have no morals.
On account of the 16th death anniversary of Pakistan's first and only woman Prime Minister, Benazir Bhutto, let's take a moment to reflect on the courage of Pakistani women who have dared to be fearlessly political. 🧵
#RiyasatJawabDouZulmKaHisaabDou
#AuratMarch
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...after calling him یھودی and گستاخ and every dangerous religious allegation under the sun for months...
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Then later in the thread blames Pakistan for Kashmir, and not their allies in the Indian Army committing the worst atrocities? Truly the descendants of Mukti Rapist Bahini
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tyrian kitni khushqismat hai agar baap ka pyar nahi mila tou kya hua, pura patwarkhana uska mamu bana hua hai <3
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Pakis/South Asians are so neech besharam wahiyat, imagine pretending to be a Gazan for Twitter clout disgusting filth
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@JohnMcD51511070
@parax_342
@anarchoboognish
Palestinians have ancient Canaanite blood, older than your Zionist bosses
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ngl i think we made a mistake making cultures and places accessible to local mainlanders, should've kept these places hidden for a few more decades (with the exception of foreign tourists)
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Guys Tarek Fateh got reincarnated into some IT guy living somewhere in Punjab
@beingafridi10
Dan Gibson is v v right about the historicity of origins of Islam, it was actually near Petra where it all originated, all the stories
Hajjaj destroyed the city and Abdul Malik relocated the qibla, billions of people deceived over a period of one and a half millennia, crazy
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Karachi pays for Sindhis to enjoy. Literal jizya. Hell.
"2024-25 budget, Karachi is expected to contribute around 60% (Rs7.78tr) of the targeted Rs12.97tr in tax revenues. Sindh will receive Rs1.98tr (75%) in federal transfers and grants, with another 13% (Rs350bn) from the Sales Tax on Services, mostly collected in Karachi."
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@Ordinary_Aqsa
@Mikegunner007
So when faujis record sextapes of old senators what is your stance
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@no_mananaa
@Chicken_chutny
Idk what you did is pretty standard for the country, even the non Muslims do it sometimes
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What's happening has to be the definition of dark humor, imagine the ISI agent who was tracking some Iranian missile base suddenly got a call from the supreme court to drop everything and start tracking kids on twit making memes on Faez Isa.
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haram ka paisa, not even once. guys raise your kids abroad. this is what happened when you raise them on haram income.
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@Nesa444
@Harisk60
@mohtarmaJane
SBCA mein kon rishwatkhor Bethe hote hain? Steel Mills aur PIA kisne tabah ki?
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This horrible day we must mourn and remember.
Remember the women raped on the streets by the supporters of that terrorist witch.
The families, cars, houses, businesses stoned, killed, looted, burned.
My own family had bricks thrown at them, we saw one smash the car in front
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@Rustum_0
If this happened to Pakistani Hindus (it would never) it would've had a million views and outrage
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@DanMir_musings
Patwaris asking for Imran's execution and defending Assim talking about civilian unity lmao
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@novocainerush
Stop this, they've successful made people keep talking about it as a detractor – there's no proof they're stripping Israelis, she was wearing rave gear. Also what parade? Some idiot made a video of one of the trucks transporting bodies.
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Making shit up now. Growing up the majority of Pakistanis were taught Afghans were our brothers etc. The absolute worst stereotype I remember from childhood is they kidnap which is milder than what we say about someone even from the neighboring village. The hate is a response
Growing up i despised Afghans because through social circle & media consumption i was taught they’re root of all problems in Pakistan but once you educate yourself you realise we’re the bigger problem with our policies & hatred Afghans do have for us is fully justified
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Chal jhoote shakal se lag raha hai tu peda hi badtehzeeb g*ndu hua tha
Thats what my point is. Patwaris love to play high moral ground against people who reek of scum and hypocrisy (like yourself). They must become remorseless like youthias to counter them, and thats what i do
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@khanaskhumus
@isnotrealhater
Why should anyone from Kazakhstan to Indonesia care? It's just a legal term you have to deal with. What next, English speakers are supposed to know 'tamarind' actually means date of India?
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Like this tweet and I'll ask one of your followers if they'd date you (the limit is 10 likes) you can give me specific names to ask that from too ! im bored hehe
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The fact that India hasn't picked up the massive HR violation and anti democratic shit happening in AJK and GB which would be easy brownie points for them shows they're really following the maxim never disturb your enemy when he's making a mistake.
By barring lawmakers from voting in Gilgit Baltistan's CM vote, PDM has essentially stolen its right to self determination that has been the pillar of Pak's diplomacy about to J&K region as a whole. With what face will our diplomats complain about revocation of Article 370 now?
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@zbmkx
Beghairat insaan, she literal got women's houses raided for arguing with her on twit. Apologizing for an actual violent criminal, have some shame.
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It's so funny the Sindhis and Seraikis don't see how takh e Lahore is VERY kind & generous to South Punjab compared to how Sindh treats Karachi. Muhajirs are rich DESPITE Sindh, not bc it isn't far more neglected than South Punjab.
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@sabizak
Why would you call them "Indian Muslim Kashmiri" when you know that's not the identity they refer to themselves as? Do you like being called kaliya punzabi too?
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Reminder that a female Pakistani athlete complained about sexual harassment and had to commit suicide.
Unlike here where at least media covers it, it was done by a ring of perverts that is currently dominating media/govt here (Murtaza Solangi and Najam Sethi) so no one knows.
If she being an Olympic medalist couldn't win the battle against a man who sexual harassed her, you know the situation for common women is far worse in this country. A literal hellhole
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@AnirudhDhoni07
@larakatayara
In your dirty little ashram mandir whatever they forgot to teach you how to read the word China or look at the map?
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Women literally want polygamy more than men but people don't understand:
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@Cloudwatch199
@BoasRickie
@empireenjoyer10
Oof, pajeet meltdown. Can hear the accent through your tweets.
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@Rizwow
@Ahmeds4ys
You mean all civilized people from South East Asia to Morocco? If not further?
I don't know what primitive savages would not be daalkhor
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Disgusting ugly filthy freak
Iss self hating badsoorat ghaleeza ka Jo ishara hai doesn't even make sense. The biggest consumers are pajeets and whiteys you literally see the former openly express their rapey fetish and desire here?
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South Asian Muslims have been completely buck broken the past 70 years. That policemen should not have walked out with his leg intact.
This is not a policeman doing his duty. This is a hateful zombie in uniform who’s got the power of the law to insult and punish a human just because his way of worshiping is different from his.
This is the India that BJP has built in last one decade. India is beyond redemption.
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@rahoomlhadhramy
@ShelteredGuy
@kibbehman
This only happens because they're picturing European passing Lebanese/Syrians. It works the same way internally among Arabs too.
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Main character syndrome and victim complex goes hard. No one in Pakistan hates you or anyone else.
We all need to move part ethnic supremacy narratives.
@BiruniKhorasan
Pashtuns are hated from left to right. From punjabis in pakistan to dari speakers in Afghanistan.
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@AneesHassanKhan
Ye gyan tu ne tab nahi choda when PPP was raping women in revenge for BB's death?
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@Objectivehaterr
@Intothewild_79
I know ur sad pathetic ass got beaten up in high school by Karachi kids
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@ArmaniStation
Not a literal afghan, where warlords freely rape not just your women but also your males, interfering in our affairs
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Regardless of your ethnicity and issues with the state if you let coethnics from India/Afghanistan/Iran interfere in Pakistani matters then you're a dayouth and absolutely lose all sympathy.
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Nida Kirkani is an insult and a self hating muhajir who has literally stood with or apologized for killers of muhajirs and supported their state oppression
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@Champ4gneP4ki
I wanna agree with you but I've given up arguing against the mullahcracy in Pakistan kyunke inn hawasion ki chudamchudai nahi rukti school se lekr uni tak and they give the other side easy ammo
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Cope and seethe pedowaris, nothing in Chinese media gets published with CPC approval and they avoid sensitive foreign topics so if they're passing both these rules they're definitely angry
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@hamzashafqaat
@rafay_alam
This is so funny isn't your colonial era exam to become sarkari officer supposed to make you an expert in these things? The UK doesn't have states either 😂
The point is provinces or states, it's perfectly fine to have them in the middle of the city, see Australia too.
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Because I like to stir the pot:
A man said, “O Messenger of Allah, I would have slaughtered a sheep but I had mercy on it.” The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “If you had mercy on the sheep, Allah will have mercy on you twice.”
al-Adab al-Mufrad 368
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My most controversial hot take yet which no one is ready to talk about:
One can only truly fall in love with a mid. And I don't mean some 'true love is about the inside', I mean love+attraction combined. A deep crush, love at first sight, obsession isn't possible with 10s.
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Pakistan's cursed geography, pajeets to the east and west
Male e Ghanimat of TTP fighters inshallah, their rewards are allot
I am jealous
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@TeslaOnDiet
@GinNihari
Nah this is the one situation Sindhis, Seraikis and Muhajirs will unite and be on the same side, you're just insecure to single us out
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@isnotrealhater
@khanaskhumus
Outside the Arab world it just means a piece of paper, you should be less dirty minded.
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@maryammjamali
You're digging deeper and proving your hypocrisy more and more. Absolutely vile of you digging out things about PTI when 30 of their supporters have been killed, not a single thing against the traditional parties.
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This is why I can't take Pakistani secularists/sex positive types seriously – there is every reason to believe a secular Pakistan will be more like aids ridden sub-Saharan African and Caribbean countries than the West. Especially if Asim Munir types were given even more support.
Jamaica was 1000% better under British rule, particularly in terms of economic development, infrastructure improvements, legal and political stability, and social and cultural advancements.
There's no argument, today it's a murderous hellscape.
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Punjabis, Kashmiris, Baloch uniting to defend Sindhis on this app while Sindhis pretend like their victims and oppressed lmao most privileged group in this country istg
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@AkinloluwaAkin
@ITSNINARIVERA
@reemvil
I feel like she could've replied any combinations and one of these weirdos would've replied with the same midwit excitement
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@broidkwot
I mean if Afghans have tried claiming him then what can I say everyone gets a share😂
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@robpatt___
Think she knows pajeets have been jerking off to her on Instagram a lot lately, wants to maintain an image
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The disconnect is massive and it'll continue to get worse, while on the sidelines the social issues she mentioned will never get addressed.
Pathan Girl asks Dr Zakir Naik a Contradictory Question About Pakistani Society.
#zakirnaik
#pathan
#question
#pakistan
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@Openatic
@lporiginalg
Do your people not see how embarrassing it is that you're posting this? It confirms the meme but you're too r8rded to see it
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We all have that one friend who giving relationship advice but always single 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯frfr
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