Cassandra (Taylor’s Version)
@cassfoz
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splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless, excellent fun til you get to know her. everyone’s favorite auntie. nanny to a girl gang. millennial. ♋️♈️♓️ (she/her)
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The fact that he used the right “you’re” 😍
travis commented on an instagram post of a video of people dressed up as him and taylor he’s so unserious
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I absolutely love that Donna wears red glasses when she’s with Travis and green glasses when she’s with Jason.
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The First Gentleman and Second Lady of the music industry 😭😭😭😭
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Taylor and Keleigh sitting poolside drinking ollipop cocktails while their husbands film Top Gun 3
the killatrav x tom cruise crossover is extremely funny to me
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My favorite backstory at the Stool is that chaps almost was a preacher but instead writes butthole jokes on the internet.
Me at 18 going to my first day of seminary school before I had seen tits in real life
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@TheClemReport
Hall of fame clickbait here. Truly legendary. I’ll tell my grandkids about this.
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Theo is very excited for his first full hockey season! FYI
@NHLBlackhawks
he’s draft eligible in 2039
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Gossip Girl is his guilty pleasure TV show and now Blake Lively will probably be the maid of honor at his wedding. Life comes at you fast.
I hope the Chiefs media team comes through like they did last year cause these were so funny 😂
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“I love surprises” 🥹
turns out prince charming did exist somewhere out there-- fully equipped with great hair and an immature sense of humor
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@ENews
my brother and I were peanut butter and jelly in 1995. I don't think I will ever top that.
#eonlinechat
http://t.co/8pf3o1DetW
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For those wondering, looks like Queen Donna wore tortoise shell glasses to the Kelce Super Bowl
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Every time I open this app there’s another cute vid I love it here
STOP HIM SPINNING HER?? 😭 😭 i can’t deal with this
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@shmeeksss
@chrissyteigen
I accidentally ordered 2 copies of Cravings 2 and never got around to returning one. I’d be happy to mail you one free of charge! DM me!
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ARE YOU SEEING THIS
@taylorswift13
??? DO ALL THESE WINKS FROM THE UNIVERSE MAKE YOU FEEL AS INSANE AS I FEEL?!
these kind of invisible strings make me go insane bc wdym the two cubes that shes holding in 2019 at her 30th bday party show a 13 and an 87.
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At this point 4 years ago I was at my lowest. I had been in chronic pain for a year, was on so many meds that made me miserable but coming off then made me mean, I was barely working 10 hrs/week. You know what made me happy and took my mind off the terrible pain? Barstool.
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We’re going to see Frozen the Musical in an hour and she has no idea. She thinks her surprise was getting to wear makeup.
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That’s funny.
@UncleChaps
is a comedian who dresses really wacky (fancy), gets ridiculous tattoos and got engaged after 7 minutes too. Also chronic diarrhea. At least chapsy doesn’t have butthole eyes.
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@KFCBarstool
She said recently that she didn’t retire bc she was the only survivor of Nassar still active and if she retired it would be harder to hold USAGym accountable. So much pressure from all angles for Simone.
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@TisTheDamnPhD
@mel_rc23
To me that line is sooooo condescending!!!! Like “yeah sure cool babe I’m barely listening”
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@holy_schnitt
I never watched the last episode of Gossip Girl because I knew it was gonna suck. Also 🗣CHUCK AND BLAIR WAS AN ABUSIVE RELATIONASHIP
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GRAMMYS! ERAS TOUR TOKYO! REPTV! SUPER BOWL! ITS SO GOOD TO BE US! KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS!!!!
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You guys this was meant to be funny and lighthearted no need to take so seriously
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YOU UNDERSTAND NOW WHY THEY LOST THEIR MINDS AND FOUGHT THE WARS
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HE KNOWS THE CRUEL SUMMER LORE?!!!!! AND IS USING IT AS A FUN FACT TO FOOTBALL BROS?!!!!!
Travis Kelce knowing lover lore is sending me cause yes i agree it IS crazy & CRUEL SUMMER DESERVED!
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YOU TWO ARE DANCING IN A SNOW GLOBE ROUND AND ROUND
yoyok playing in the background? the confetti slowly falling? the run and the kiss? oh this video is perfection
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Please don't die
@UncleChaps
Diarrhea Deaths Are Declining In Poor Countries — But Ticking Upward In Rich Countries : Goats and Soda : NPR
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@eonline
I was Gretchen. My friend even made me a shrine for a graduation present complete w/ prom crown
#eonlinechat
http://t.co/a70zjNieOV
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A must listen. From what
@UncleChaps
has shared over the years, McCartney is the coolest, funniest human on earth and deserves to live in absolute truth. Chaps and Annaliese are a glowing example of love, compassion, support and grace. We all can learn from their family 💖🏳️⚧️
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@takeyourzoloft
I’m still mad at her for making Sam cry by telling her she talks too much. So mean.
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We know 💁🏼♀️
@deuxmoiworld
Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley have reportedly called off their engagement.
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I'm not praying for
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@eonline
Blue Ivy saying "yay mommy" in the microphone. I almost died from cuteness.
#eonlinechat
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@perfectlyfine89
I was watching alone in the guest room at my parents’ during Sunday dinner and I yelled out to my family “oh my god I think Taylor and Travis are getting engaged like right now!” And then they made me put it on the big screen in the living room 😭
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Who Cares it’s Louisiana (it’s Louisiana Who Cares) is the perfect B side for Chonk (it’s Chonk). I want a vinyl copy.
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@BarstoolBigCat
@PardonMyTake
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@eonline
Emma Stone not only wins the Oscars red carpet, but every red carpet this season. She was ON. POINT.
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@KayceSmith
I’m really fucking sick of losers like this girl calling me a “bad” woman for loving barstool.
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Absolutely filthy goal by Gloucester Captain Jack Costanzo in the MA state tourney
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@takeyourzoloft
I HATED her. That storyline was like watching paint dry. When she wet herself I cannot. shondas only miss
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Imagine this guy shows up to your house and tells you you are going to swim in an Atlantic Ocean of fire until the hummingbird splits the earth in two.
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OH MY GOD THE PROMO WITH CHIEF SCREAMING FOR SEVERIDE AND CASEY. IM NOT READY 😭😭😭😭
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#ChicagoFireFinale
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